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Or tell the islanders about how those drat Mexicans drove me out of the country
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You used up all your luck, you fool!
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why does everyone want to retire to an island? Just get a nice medium wage house. I plan on telling everyone what I do for a living i can't say because of an NDA but it involves the government.
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Jan 14, 2016 02:08
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I ground through a half a million tickets on the latimes simulator and didn't win poo poo. I'm good to go.
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Jan 14, 2016 02:08
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Hold a press conference at a school that screwed me over and announce I was giving them a huge donation. "Nine-point-eig---. You know, I'm going to just round this up to an even ten bucks because I don't want you guys to have to make change." Toss it on the podium and walk out.
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Jan 14, 2016 02:10
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Actually it's so they can't reverse the purchase when they lose. I thought it had something to do with some old-timey state laws against enforcing gambling debts.
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Cockmaster posted:I thought it had something to do with some old-timey state laws against enforcing gambling debts. That may be the legitimate reason but the reason I've always gotten at the register was "we do it so people can't pretend to have credit card security issues" which seems a lot more modern and sensible to me. Most states don't give a gently caress about individual debts, after all.
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Jan 14, 2016 02:19
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I don't know how I will deal with taking ownership of that much cash, but it's going to be fun finding out. I do know I will be leaving the country as soon as the $$$ and lawyers are taken care of.
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Jan 14, 2016 02:29
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexlee/share-that-cash-with-me-please Good enough for me. Huh.....
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Jan 14, 2016 02:47
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Concerned Citizen posted:You used up all your luck, you fool! And everyone else's, too! 
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Jan 14, 2016 02:50
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Can't wait to build my island of the sex ladies
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Jan 14, 2016 03:01
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All you people are losers. Just like me. Accept it.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:05
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I would go around and pay people an irresistible amount of money to rent their houses for a year and raise everything that is attached to the walls by 1 half inch and not tell them. Light switches, toilet paper holders, mirrors, everything.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:05
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Say Nothing posted:And everyone else's, too! if I win it I really do want to marry you. I don't care if you're a man or a woman your silent posts are always beautiful. And someone with such a poetic mind is truly beautiful.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:06
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I will fly around the world loving women of every race, country and creed...in the butt.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:07
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Poetic Justice posted:I would go around and pay people an irresistible amount of money to rent their houses for a year and raise everything that is attached to the walls by 1 half inch and not tell them. Light switches, toilet paper holders, mirrors, everything. 
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Jan 14, 2016 03:07
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Waltzing Along posted:I will fly around the world loving women of every race, country and creed...in the butt. why not bring them to you? You could like start a harem of rare beauties you assfuck.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:08
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Give Swery65 $100M to make 2-5 movies/games of anything he wants.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:14
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Poetic Justice posted:I would go around and pay people an irresistible amount of money to rent their houses for a year and raise everything that is attached to the walls by 1 half inch and not tell them. Light switches, toilet paper holders, mirrors, everything. There's a movie about a dude who does poo poo like that. It's called the Magic Christian, it's on youtube, it owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0A1agq2FIc
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Jan 14, 2016 03:29
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If I win I will go to court and legally own one of you motherfuckers.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:30
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Stop talking about how if you won you would gently caress a bunch of women TIA. Jesus.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:34
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Just a, drunken bouncy castle of hookers, forever
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Jan 14, 2016 03:36
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If I won I would buy a delorean and move to Cali
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A Man and his dog posted:Stop talking about how if you won you would gently caress a bunch of women TIA. Sorry sista
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Jan 14, 2016 03:43
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A Man and his dog posted:Stop talking about how if you won you would gently caress a bunch of women TIA. I'd gently caress YOU. Everyone has a price.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:48
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naem posted:Just a, drunken bouncy castle of hookers, forever wait. Enough hookers that it qualifies as a bouncy castle? THIS!
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Jan 14, 2016 03:50
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farm it all back into investments and take up hunting endangered species
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:farm it all back into investments and take up hunting endangered species Buy a large plot of land in Pakistan and take up hunting the most dangerous game; Predator drones.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:52
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I'd buy a pyramid.
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Jan 14, 2016 03:58
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i took the annuity option like a loving weak babby but jesus christ that's still $37 million a year all the hobos gonna come eat me
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I've done a lot of research on this and I think the goon that wins (it is certain it will be a goon) needs to buy this place: http://ski.curbed.com/archives/2014/10/lake-tahoes-shakespeare-ranch-asks-jawdropping-98-m.php They've actually already dropped their price from 98 million to 69 million. The place already has like 15 different houses on it. It's 133 acres. Build another 200 houses on it. Populate it with 2000 retards. Hire a film crew. Your 100m dollar investment will likely return 10b dollars in internet memes and licensing royalties.
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Microwaves Mom posted:if I win it I really do want to marry you. I don't care if you're a man or a woman your silent posts are always beautiful. And someone with such a poetic mind is truly beautiful. 
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Jan 14, 2016 04:14
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hardest part of being a billionaire will be splitting it with my wife because i know she's gonna go apeshit bonkers with the money whereas i will be an adulte, calm and collected, and very wise with my winnings
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Jan 14, 2016 04:15
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i dont care who wins i just want them to show up to collect on a rascal motorized cart and be old, dirty, and fat 
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Jan 14, 2016 04:16
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If I won I would make it my mission to troll local economies
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Jan 14, 2016 04:16
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I went to put 20 in the car and got to see the chaos unfolding at the corner 7-11, guys buying 40 tickets before 8 PST. I (was peer pressured) bought one so I can buy Lowtax that new life he has always wanted 
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Jan 14, 2016 04:22
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I think the best thing to do would be to invest it into high yield savings bonds with compounding interest. 
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Jan 14, 2016 04:23
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As long as you haven't looked at your ticket, you will both be a winner and a loser
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I could buy Barry Bonds and compound my interest by making him work for the Dodgers.
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There's no lotto of any sort in Nevada (because the casinos don't want anyone horning in their control of all the gambling addicts), but 3" outside of Nevada (a few miles west of Reno) they sell the tickets and this is what it looks like: http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2016/01/09/powerball-jackpot-gives-reno-sparks-hope-better-life/78571062/ Before the last drawing I went there on Friday at about 4 PM to buy a ticket, saw the retarded line and said gently caress this, and just went into the casino to smoke cigarettes and look for hookers. Ended up winning $1300 on a few slot machines, so I'm already a winner (and was already a winner before that, really. I'm just a winner in general).
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