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Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Palisader posted:

I really want this to be some sort of performance art.

I know who they can get for the sequel to felt...

# ? Jan 13, 2016 18:49

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# ? May 30, 2024 02:38

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Fathis Munk posted:

Post it imo.

Also miss bath just reminds me of period pool. Or was it afterbirth? I can't remember.

Birthing pool

:nms:

http://imgur.com/H7Aolnl

Another family (and there are even more out there, apparently it's kind of popular!)

:nms:

http://imgur.com/2fqpOos

This also came up in the search results

# ? Jan 13, 2016 20:51

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Thin Privilege posted:

Pretty sure I fought that dog creature in a Final Fantasy at some point.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 20:59

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I'm the bare feet.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:09

Filox: Oct 4, 2014; Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

My Son Doesn�t Want To Cuddle Anymore So I Knit A Cuddly Version Of Him.

This. This is why your kids are going to put you in nursing homes the first time you forget the dog's name.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:14

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Thin Privilege posted:

I'm the baby with poor trigger discipline

# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:15

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

It's a wedding cake topper

# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:57

Flinger: Oct 16, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

It's a wedding cake topper

Playing genesis on a flat screen and stretching it to widescreen, he doesn't deserve video games smh

Here's a latino neckbeard

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:07

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Mak0rz posted:

It's a wedding cake topper

They couldn't even get the right Sonic game!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:11

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I've never understood why this joke is so commonly accepted. If you hate married life than just don't get married. Problem solved.

Also the whole concept of men being gigantic children who need mother replacements has always irked me too.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:15

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Picnic Princess posted:

I've never understood why this joke is so commonly accepted. If you hate married life than just don't get married. Problem solved.

why didn't anyone tell me

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:17

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I really don't like where the thread went these past few pages but I can't look away.

It's like the grossest trainwreck ever :stonkhat:

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:21

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Mak0rz posted:

It's a wedding cake topper

Weight of characters on topper not to scale

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:37

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/ETgk6f2.png

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:05

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

bubblebee posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ETgk6f2.png

Is...is he benching 2.5lb dumbbells?

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:10

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

I don't think there's enough emotionally traumatising gross in this thread. So here:

http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Ponies

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:24

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

Mak0rz posted:

Is...is he benching 2.5lb dumbbells?

I think it may be a 5lb. But regardless of weight, that is the worst form.

He has surprisingly weak forearms for a skinny nerd.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:26

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/353/6/b/euphoric_pony_by_petirep-d6yk5i4.png

Everything on this thread is amazing. But I think you need an account to view it. I'll keep posting/stealing from it unless someone wants me to stop.

http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=816.0

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:30

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw3y7az4y1romv1xo1_500.png

There's just so much wrong in this world.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:34

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

bubblebee posted:

I don't think there's enough emotionally traumatising gross in this thread. So here:

http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Ponies

Somehow fluffy ponies are legit one of the most upsetting and disturbing things on the internet imo.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:44

Comrade Koba: Jul 2, 2007

bubblebee posted:

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/353/6/b/euphoric_pony_by_petirep-d6yk5i4.png

Wow. Someone actually made My Little Neckbeard.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:11

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

bubblebee posted:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw3y7az4y1romv1xo1_500.png

There's just so much wrong in this world.

Bronies : Stop calling us creepy and weird perverts!!

bubblebee posted:

I don't think there's enough emotionally traumatising gross in this thread. So here:

http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Ponies

Not helping the image.

bubblebee posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ETgk6f2.png

I'll give him this, he's actually out there at the gym. Though he may have just done it to post for the picture.

bubblebee posted:

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/353/6/b/euphoric_pony_by_petirep-d6yk5i4.png

Everything on this thread is amazing. But I think you need an account to view it. I'll keep posting/stealing from it unless someone wants me to stop.

http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=816.0

It's like a combination of everything terrible on the internet.

I could not think of something more insufferably annoying than a military brony.

downgrade

Starlight IRONHOOF :hitler:

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:20

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

FuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK NO

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:26

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

FYI, I got an alert from Webroot that this site contains malware or a virus or something. Didn't keep it open long enough to read it, just Alt-F4'd out of there.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:50

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

twistedmentat posted:

downgrade

It looks like he's holding his knifin' hand hostage.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:55

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

I really need to stop everything in this thread

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:56

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

twistedmentat posted:

downgrade

it's clearly the first time he's ever smiled, give him a break. he'll get better.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:10

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

twistedmentat posted:

I could not think of something more insufferably annoying than a military brony.

Searching for the source of that image led me down a slightly darker path. Brony airsofters are probably the only thing more annoying than an actual military brony.

And while I'm making GBS threads on airsofters:

To be fair, this guy here is in the actual military. Still, gently caress, goddammit:

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:14

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Trent posted:

FuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK NO

Don't worry! It only causes minor flashbacks and touching mason jars will cause momentary anus pains.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:46

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

My Son Doesn�t Want To Cuddle Anymore So I Knit A Cuddly Version Of Him.

Club Geluk makes weird knitted stuff. Like for example they knit a giant ham for a department store promotion. This is a weird art thing.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:53

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Dogfish posted:

Club Geluk makes weird knitted stuff. Like for example they knit a giant ham for a department store promotion. This is a weird art thing.

Yeah, it's just viral marketing.

Content:

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:04

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:08

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

See, when I first saw that online, it just ended after the bottle burst

I didn't know there was an entire video past that point :cry:

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:19

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

I'm always amazed at how calmly he starts pulling shards of glass from his anus.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:28

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

There is a another video from that guy somewhere out there too. I want to say the 1 guy 1 screwdriver. I know the video originally came from Efukt and the guy who runs that talked to the 1 guy 1 jar guy.

fake edit:
I guess Know your meme has the interview from Ow! My rear end plus some background on this shock video.

quote:

Alex: I�m just a manager, I�m married, and I�m not gay!

Ow! My rear end!: I think the most asked question is, �Why didn�t you go to the hospital?�

Alex: I was afraid of what they might ask.

Ow! My rear end!: So, are you married? Does your wife know?

Alex: I have been married 2 times. The first marriage lasted 7 years. The current marriage has lasted 11. I have two boys also, they are ages 5 and 17. And my family doesn�t know.

Ow! My rear end!: How long have you been sticking things in your anus?

Alex: I�ve been doing this for 12 years, I am 40 now. I started with a coke bottle. I hope to get larger objects than even the jar in the video soon.

Ow! My rear end!: So getting back to the hospital. Didn�t it hurt? Why didn�t you scream?

Alex: For three days it bleed. It hurt really bad for two weeks. I still have two shards of glass in my anus from it. I didn�t scream because I didn�t want my family to hear me. I was in pain. The new video is of me the day after cleaning it up in the shower.

Ow! My rear end!: How big was the jar?

Alex: 87 mm.

Ow! My rear end!: Is there anything else you would like people to know?

Alex: I uploaded this to let people know that sticking jars in your rear end is dangerous. And because the video was really funny; well mostly because it�s funny. Oh, I don�t have scars on my rear end. That was soap I used for lube.

I forgot. I prefer a glass jar because the dimension is constant. Plastic bottle (even full of water) no hard and this diameter may be various. This is important for measuring of record size.

Thanks Alex for your time and new video.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:29

Birb Katter: Sep 18, 2010; BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

Haha, I haven't seen jar squatter in years

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:36

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Oh poo poo, he survived the jar popping in his rear end?

I thought I had heard that he bled out. Good for him... I guess?

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:39

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Thump! posted:

To be fair, this guy here is in the actual military. Still, gently caress, goddammit:

God he is so loving smug about his pony sign.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 03:05

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

Speaking of knitted people...
https://vimeo.com/16325310

V Oh cool! I just know how to drop-spindle.

Bast Relief has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Jan 14, 2016

# ? Jan 14, 2016 04:57

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# ? May 30, 2024 02:38

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Bast Relief posted:

Speaking of knitted people...
https://vimeo.com/16325310

As a spinner can I say WHAT THE poo poo

(^^^Also, drop spindles freaking rock, and I only just started using a wheel the past few months. Spinning is great as long as what I spin isn't used to knit monsters.)

Scathach has a new favorite as of 00:56 on Jan 15, 2016

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:04

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