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Schroeder91
Jul 5, 2007

I matched 27 damnit

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
what is the payout for matching any numbers?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

didn't even match one number lmao

gonna be a trip if nobody won the jackpot tonight

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


I won $4, get hosed, bitches!

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Alright who won this poo poo?!?

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Got the powerball and had the power play. What's that, like $8? Bleh.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I hope like 40 people win it so it's not really the biggest payout to one person

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
How long did it take the lottery to figure out no one won after the last drawing? An hour or two?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A Man and his dog posted:

Alright who won this poo poo?!?

Hopefully no one, so an illegal Mexican, crossing into Texas, can buy a ticket and win half of Donald Trump's net worth.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Poetic Justice posted:

what is the payout for matching any numbers?

Depends on how many, If you get the powerball you get 4 bucks

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
what if it's 4 of them and the powerball

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Poetic Justice posted:

what if it's 4 of them and the powerball

you win $10k

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I want the opposite: I want Trump to have a press conference tomorrow and show off his winning ticket and tell the GOP if THEY want a winning ticket, too, they know who to look to.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Poetic Justice posted:

what if it's 4 of them and the powerball

a lot

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Poetic Justice posted:

what if it's 4 of them and the powerball

Pretty sure 4 plus powerball is 50K

edit: i hope you die

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JediTalentAgent posted:

I want the opposite: I want Trump to have a press conference tomorrow and show off his winning ticket and tell the GOP if THEY want a winning ticket, too, they know who to look to.

This man does not.........


No, you know what? This will bring about the end of days faster than anything. Go for it.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
those numbers are pretty low i bet a mormon in utah who selected via ages of family members won it

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
that's good to know thanks!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Poetic Justice posted:

that's good to know thanks!

Hi friend

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007

Poetic Justice posted:

what if it's 4 of them and the powerball

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerball

Looks like $50,000. (Not even gonna bother trying to reach any of the lottery sites at the moment.)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Alright you poors, Get back to work. I didn't hit and neither did you so, I'm still your boss.

Make me some loving money you dingle hoppers.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Honestly, I sort of would be equal parts amused, horrified and furious if Trump just bought 10,000 QP Powerball tickets and won the jackpot.

edit: Trump will run with the ticket as his VP candidate. It'll be one hell of a PR move.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i havne't looked at the numbers on my tickets but if i won 50k i will give everyone in the last 2 pages $100

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i got four dollars

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Yeah here's the numbers. Don't tear up your ticket yet goons!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

No. 6 posted:

Post the winning numbers here. If I win, the first person to post the numbers gets $5k.

You cheap gently caress.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Back to work you FUCKS!

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

I won $24.

Between 23 people.

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/687488617619533824

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

noooo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:lol: Make me some money you loving wage slaves! :laffo:

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
chino hills california.

is that a rich white place

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
holy poo poo I won!!!!!!!

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prof. Lurker posted:

chino hills california.

is that a rich white place

hahahaaha no, it's a meth factory

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Prof. Lurker posted:

chino hills california.

is that a rich white place

According to the 2010 United States Census, Chino Hills had a median household income of $97,065, with 6.3% of the population living below the federal poverty line.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
OMG a rich person probably won it....

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Office pool of 13 tickets won 19 bucks, so I'm guessing we would have seen a better ROI if we'd just bought some beanie babies or bitcoin

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Chino Hills is the sixth highest income city in the United States.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

just what cali needs, another insufferable rich gently caress

what about us flyover states :saddowns:

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

mdm posted:

According to the 2010 United States Census, Chino Hills had a median household income of $97,065, with 6.3% of the population living below the federal poverty line.

But that mean household income is about to get skewed.

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