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Lmao why are people mobbing the store it was sold at?
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:20 |
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RedQueen posted:Scramble the chopper we're going to Chino Hills i hope these poeple die
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:20 |
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A Man and his dog posted:Lmao why are people mobbing the store it was sold at? they dumb Chinatown posted:i hope these poeple die what happened to facefucking???
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:21 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:what happened to facefucking??? people died, yo. The people whom didn't are very happy though.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:22 |
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I feel like men buy lotto tickets at a much higher rate than women but maybe I'm wrong?
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:22 |
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A Man and his dog posted:Lmao why are people mobbing the store it was sold at? Option 1: They don't understand how the lottery works and saw the store they bought tickets at on the news, and thought that that meant they could have won. Option 2: They're hoping whoever won went straight to the same store they bought the ticket from to collect the billion dollars in cash they had stashed in the "Just In Case Someone Wins the Lottery Here" Vault, and they planned to mug them.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:23 |
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They want to get the security footage of the ticket winner before he declares so they can steal his ticket
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:24 |
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VendaGoat posted:you think it'll take that long Its police math 1 gram of weed = $25,000,000 STREET VALUE
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:26 |
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Seriously if I was the guy I'd probably try to crowdsurf with the 7/11 retards because I'm also a retard
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:26 |
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Maybe they think it'll be like this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvnJ9Tiztcc
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:26 |
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$7312 spent on tickets. Only won 1 powerball ticket. Anyone got a spare $7308?
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:28 |
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FCKGW posted:Maybe they think it'll be like this dude Broke in 6 months?
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:29 |
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King Vidiot posted:Option 1: They don't understand how the lottery works and saw the store they bought tickets at on the news, and thought that that meant they could have won. Option 3: It has the magic machine that prints the winning numbers, BUY MORE NOW
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:33 |
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Wait, this is the guy who won? You have to be kidding me. loving hipsters.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:36 |
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VendaGoat posted:Broke in 6 months? i certainly wouldnt be waving that ticket around much less let fat trash get it in their hands. RedQueen posted:Scramble the chopper we're going to Chino Hills Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jan 14, 2016 |
# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:36 |
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Ahahahaha my sister dated him ahahahaha
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:37 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Ahahahaha my sister dated him ahahahaha your sister is mary magdalene?
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:39 |
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Like for reals if that is the guy who won ahahahahha @ my life and my sister's gently caress me gently caress the world ahahahha
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:39 |
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Roger Craig posted:They want to get the security footage of the ticket winner before he declares so they can steal his ticket I'm guessing this. If the person lays low long enough, I'm sure someone will leak a the store security footage on youtube at like 1AM. Ironically, the tape that would have captured the identity of the buyer was recorded over to capture the activities of the crowds rushing the store right now.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:40 |
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mdm posted:Option 3: It has the magic machine that prints the winning numbers, BUY MORE NOW Option 4: we know the winning ticket was sold here, and is unclaimed, there is a non-zero chance that someone dropped it next to the nacho cheese station
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:41 |
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They're doing this wrong, though: You don't look for the man who bought a winning lotto ticket like this one by going backwards to the scene of the crime. You SHOULD be on the lookout for people who are actively trying to get away from Chino Hills as fast as they can... "EVERYONE! HE'S ON THE HIGHWAY! START CHASING ANYONE!"
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:43 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Like for reals if that is the guy who won ahahahahha @ my life and my sister's gently caress me gently caress the world ahahahha It's blurry and maybe photoshopped but he did post it 12 minutes after the drawing saying Chino Hills before that was announced JediTalentAgent posted:I'm guessing this. If the person lays low long enough, I'm sure someone will leak a the store security footage on youtube at like 1AM. I don't think they tell the store anything about the date/time of the purchase
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:44 |
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lomarf goons are so loving stupid "hey this guy on Instagram won oh man gently caress this gay earth" No one is tweeting their winning tickets you tools
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:44 |
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RedQueen posted:I don't think they tell the store anything about the date/time of the purchase I think a few times they have announced, though, "Oh, the winning ticket was sold at a 7-11 on Monday". Maybe that's a state-by-state lottery commission decision, though, in part to help inform potential quick-pick buyers or something.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:47 |
Anyone with half a brain wouldn't tell anyone that they won the money, especially not before they cash the loving thing, unless they want to be splitting the money with their newly made good friends, Tony the Mug and Little Eddie. Given that apparently only a single ticket won I'll be interested to see if it actually gets turned in. CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Jan 14, 2016 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:50 |
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RedQueen posted:Also 12 $1,000,000 winners in California
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:06 |
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A Man and his dog posted:Lmao why are people mobbing the store it was sold at? Crusty Nutsack posted:lol why The ticket could've been dropped somewhere. Cordon off the area and begin an intensive search immediately! AND Roger Craig posted:They want to get the security footage of the ticket winner before he declares so they can steal his ticket Mariana Horchata posted:if the government was smart theyd orchestrate this poo poo around the time all the tax rebate checks get sent out. It could be back up there soon. Hector Beerlioz posted:It's probably a good thing they don't let ppl max out their cards on the lottery. That'd be
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:07 |
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id buy a shampoo factory and put nair in the bottles
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:10 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:they dumb lol at 'Nipton'
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:12 |
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should hack a powerball ticket printer to print out all these details on authentic powerball ticket paper and then chloroform this guy then use your billion to drop him on an uninhabited island in the pacific
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:14 |
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FCKGW posted:lomarf goons are so loving stupid "hey this guy on Instagram won oh man gently caress this gay earth" You might be right but he did post it before they announced where it came from.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:22 |
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http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2016/01/photoshopped-or-nah-erik-bragg-takes-ig-photo-of-winning-powerball-tix/ So even if he is lying, he's going to be getting harassed. And nothing to benefit from it.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:27 |
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Na it was photoshopped, his had lines A through E but the real tickets only have lines for purchased numbers, so there should have only been an A
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:29 |
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Melmac posted:
Sell the movie rights to the story: A guy makes a facsimile of a winning lotto ticket on the internet as a joke and it explodes into a social media and real-life nightmare over the next 48 hours until the real winner comes forward. This Fall: Adam Sandler presents, "The Imitation Game" Wait, poo poo... That title's already taken...
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:35 |
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This is what a single line ticket looks like
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:41 |
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What a loving retard. Does he have a death wish? Also gently caress Chino Hills!
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:44 |
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I hope all the MILLIONS of losers remember to never, ever give up. Tomorrow is another day and every $2 ticket purchase doubles your shot of winning. Saturday night is very near!
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:44 |
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now that there's one confirmed winner, I hope there's like 13 more because I'm a spiteful person
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:45 |
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the lotto people are the ones who said that one person in china hills won, they know there wasnt multiple winners
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:47 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:now that there's one confirmed winner, I hope there's like 13 more because I'm a spiteful person I don't see the spite in this desire
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 07:48 |