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Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

Jurassic World, a movie that had all the flaws generally attributed to the prequels and then some, made $660 million dollars in the theater last year and you are baffled about this?

Jurassic World is significantly better than the Star Wars prequels.

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BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
..........................ehh.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yaws posted:

Jurassic World is significantly better than the Star Wars prequels.

It slipped my mind that JW doesn't have anything analogous to Jar-Jar, so really that depends on how bad he triggers someone's bad movie reflex.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
I'm gonna try not to get too much into it 'cuz it would get too much about My Opinions and whatnot but, very broadly, I don't think the SW prequels successfully realized the vision that it set out to realize, but the vision itself was pretty good and worthwhile. Jurassic World seems to have successfully created the exact film that they had envisioned it being, but the problem is that they had envisioned a pretty balls film.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

turtlecrunch posted:

More mirrors for the Force Awakens VFX video since they keep trying to hide it (contains spoilers):

https://vid.me/MFXP
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3may5f
https://vimeo.com/151719063

images if you can't watch video: http://imgur.com/a/Xo3Zz

I love how they use what look like those Force FX lightsabers to get the subtle glow effect on the actors and environment. Pretty genius.

Also this reel gives an even better look at Supreme Leader Snokes face than what they give in the concept art book. Dude is seriously messed up.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...
This is pretty funny considering all of the bullshit arguments about the prequels' awfulness being intentional, because Jurassic World is one of the few movies that I sincerely believe embodies that. That movie is intentionally and effectively subversive, and spends it's entire running time satirizing the audience and their expectations. The movie resents it's own existence, and it shows.
But as stated above, its accomplishment of this feat is kind of a hollow triumph. They successfully made a sardonically bad movie, rather than a foolishly good one. Honestly, if the effects, camerawork, and direction weren't poo poo, I'd probably praise it more.
Star Wars 7 worked for me in every way that movie didn't. And despite its obvious pandering with certain scenes, it feels more like a product of love for its past than one grounded in cynicism.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Beefstew posted:

all of the bullshit arguments about the prequels' awfulness being intentional

Nobody has been saying that.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

ungulateman posted:

It's p. funny that people accuse of SMG of trolling for posting his opinion without prefacing every sentence with "my opinion on this media (as read by Lacan via Zizek) is...", then Judakel turns up and goes "nuh uh" to people engaging him in goodwill.

The badness of the Star Wars prequels has been very deeply internalised. That doesn't mean they're not bad, necessarily, but the basic talking points are etched into every "Star Wars fan"'s soul. It makes for a very tiring debate when Cnut and SMG could instead be posting and talking about rad movies (all five/six/seven of them, depending on what you think of TFA and RotJ).

Their reasoning is poor and I point out why.

wyoming posted:

No wait, you're the worst.

I don't know who you are.

Judakel fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Jan 14, 2016

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Lord Krangdar posted:

Nobody has been saying that.

Well, people have been accusing others of doing that, but they misunderstand what's going on.

The prequels are different movies than the ones their detractors want them to be. In that sense, it's true that they are intentionally bad at having the qualities of those imaginary films. It's sort of like how a hamburger can be understood as an intentionally bad steak. After all, it's a poor cut, over-cooked and over-seasoned.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Yaws posted:

Jurassic World is significantly better than the Star Wars prequels.

i guess we will find out when the next movies are released

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Jurassic World was not bad. Dumb, but not bad.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Bongo Bill posted:

Well, people have been accusing others of doing that, but they misunderstand what's going on.

The prequels are different movies than the ones their detractors want them to be. In that sense, it's true that they are intentionally bad at having the qualities of those imaginary films. It's sort of like how a hamburger can be understood as an intentionally bad steak. After all, it's a poor cut, over-cooked and over-seasoned.

Is it really so hard to believe that some people just don't enjoy the prequels, even on the prequels' own terms? I really enjoyed The Force Awakens, but I'm not astounded by the idea of people not enjoying it.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Phylodox posted:

Is it really so hard to believe that some people just don't enjoy the prequels, even on the prequels' own terms? I really enjoyed The Force Awakens, but I'm not astounded by the idea of people not enjoying it.

Not at all. But that's not what Bill's arguing anyway.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Phylodox posted:

Is it really so hard to believe that some people just don't enjoy the prequels, even on the prequels' own terms? I really enjoyed The Force Awakens, but I'm not astounded by the idea of people not enjoying it.

It's okay to dislike anything for any reason, including good movies for bad reasons.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Loyalty and love is the force, a good stat sheet.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Phylodox posted:

Is it really so hard to believe that some people just don't enjoy the prequels, even on the prequels' own terms? I really enjoyed The Force Awakens, but I'm not astounded by the idea of people not enjoying it.

It's hilarious that:

1) Bongo Bill wasn't saying that at all

and

2) there was a dude at the last page who literally entered the conversation with "I can't believe there are people who defend the prequels!" (there's someone who does this basically once a month)

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Guy A. Person posted:

2) there was a dude at the last page who literally entered the conversation with "I can't believe there are people who defend the prequels!" (there's someone who does this basically once a month)
Yeah, we should have a no gungan-shaming rule: you can hate whatever you want but don't get on anyone's grill for the sheer fact of liking the Ewok cartoons or Jar-Jar Does Japan.

Make it bannable and watch the revenues stream in for senor lowtax

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Guy A. Person posted:

1) Bongo Bill wasn't saying that at all

He's not saying that people who don't like the prequels are just pining for some different, imaginary movie rather than finding genuine fault in the ones that exist?

quote:

2) there was a dude at the last page who literally entered the conversation with "I can't believe there are people who defend the prequels!" (there's someone who does this basically once a month)

Yeah, and they're no better. Not saying they are.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Phylodox posted:

He's not saying that people who don't like the prequels are just pining for some different, imaginary movie rather than finding genuine fault in the ones that exist?

There's plenty of fault to find in the prequels, of course. But the most common complaints are not faults but category errors.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Bongo Bill posted:

There's plenty of fault to find in the prequels, of course. But the most common complaints are not faults but category errors.

What are some examples of these common complaints that are just category errors?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

piratepilates posted:

What are some examples of these common complaints that are just category errors?

Well, I thought they were going to be pornos.

Squinty
Aug 12, 2007
This thread moves pretty quickly, what's the SMG approved argument for why the Jar Jar Binks minstrel comedy hour is secretly good and anti-fascist?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Squinty posted:

This thread moves pretty quickly, what's the SMG approved argument for why the Jar Jar Binks minstrel comedy hour is secretly good and anti-fascist?

Jar Jar is as much of a racial stereotype as Maz is.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
You literally just can't help yourself, can you?

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

piratepilates posted:

What are some examples of these common complaints that are just category errors?

One is the observation that Anakin and Obi-Wan don't seem to be good friends. It's appropriate to rarely see them at ease with each other because the story is not about their friendship and why it ended. It's more about Anakin's decision to help create the Empire. The details of their friendship that contribute to that story are things like how they often didn't get along, how Obi-Wan was massively in denial about the nature of that strife, how their relationship was complicated by its entanglement with the Jedi Order with all its rules and internal politics, etc.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Squinty posted:

This thread moves pretty quickly, what's the SMG approved argument for why the Jar Jar Binks minstrel comedy hour is secretly good and anti-fascist?

Jar Jar is a reasonably intelligent, athletic individual whose major 'flaws' are his clumsiness and that his native dialect makes him sound like a simpleton to Qui-Gon Jinn (who upon entering the film, immediately derides the Neimoidians he was sent to negotiate with as 'cowards' and 'fearful', so his attitude towards aliens is maybe not the greatest?).

The battle scene in which Jar Jar flubs his way through half a dozen battle droids with one stuck on his foot should be seen in the same light as Han Solo blindly shooting Boba Fett out of the sky in RotJ - it's 'blind luck', or as we call it in Star Wars, 'the will of the Force'. Telekinesis and mind control might be what the Jedi actively use as the Force, but treating the Force like a list of video game powers is either a failure to read or just an unwillingness to do so. Jar Jar Binks could have been the Chosen One if the Jedi weren't obsessed with prophecies and midi-chlorian counts.

Jar Jar isn't an anti-fascist character, though - he's coopted by the Republic into fighting a puppet war against an army of droids controlled by the Emperor on both sides.

In AotC, Jar Jar is talented enough to be Naboo's Senator when Padme is off getting killed for her Jedi boyfriend. He's then coopted by the Republic into approving a puppet war against an army of droids controlled by the Emperor on both sides.

Then he's one of the key players who hands total power to the Emperor in RotS (allowing him to end the war against an army of droids that he was controlling). There's a deleted scene, included in RotS' novelisation, where Sheev personally meets with Jar Jar and thanks him for all his hard work. He's one of the many unfortunate bureaucrats who was willing to sacrifice a little freedom for a little security and lost both.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Watch District 9, a whole film of Jar Jars.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...
I need to have a seance with Zizek to tell me what to think before I comment any further on this.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Beefstew posted:

I need to have a seance with Zizek to tell me what to think before I comment any further on this.

He's not dead.

Or do you mean the two of you will summon the spirit of Karl Marx to find out what he thinks about Nute Gunray?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I will summon the spirit of Roger Ebert from the grave, so that I may give The Force Awakens four thumbs up.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
A good way to check if you have the right opinion is to see if Judakel disagrees with you.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



piratepilates posted:

What are some examples of these common complaints that are just category errors?
I think the big one is folks expected the PT to be a heroic adventure narrative even though the OT makes it clear that most of these people not named Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker are gonna die (and that last guy isn't going to come out so good). People also probably worked themselves into a shoot expecting Lucas to produce something like Firefly, which I quote because that seems to be the Han Solo Vehicle Franchise.

Ass Catchcum
Dec 21, 2008
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER.
I wish the people who want to talk about the prequels had their own thread.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

rear end Catchcum posted:

I wish the people who want to talk about the prequels had their own thread.

They do. It's this thread. There was a thread for The Force Awakens. It got closed because it kept getting derailed with prequel talk.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

What was everyone's take on the "bring balance to the Force" thing?

Was the prophecy misread, or did Vader somehow accomplish it at the end of ROTJ? Or at the end of ROTS? If he did, how, in what way?

This is one prequel thing I've never understood.

Kurzon
May 10, 2013

by Hand Knit
I love that Rey and Finn exhibit deep fear. This is new to to the Star Wars movies. In previous movies, we never really saw any characters get afraid. TFA is the most emotional of the movies.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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MrMojok posted:

What was everyone's take on the "bring balance to the Force" thing?

Was the prophecy misread, or did Vader somehow accomplish it at the end of ROTJ? Or at the end of ROTS? If he did, how, in what way?

This is one prequel thing I've never understood.
My take is that the "Dark Side" is a representative of corruption from a hypothetical immaculate absolute, and that Vader brought balance to the Force by removing the ancient and hideous Sith corruption from the galaxy. Obviously this does not mean the Dark Side is now somehow gone, though Luke presumably has mastered it; it does mean that the Sith are destroyed. It would not necessarily somehow "imbalance" things to have Luke rekindle the Jedi Order, as long as the Jedi stay in balance with things.

In the PT they had lost that path, even if individual Jedi were not bad people. Presumably if the Jedi had been more clever, or if they had foiled the scheme Sheev pulled, he would have lurked in the shadows - they were already setting the stage for themselves to actually fall, as an organization, into explicit corruption by hiding their weakening perceptions from the Senate and considering seizing power, etc.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

MrMojok posted:

What was everyone's take on the "bring balance to the Force" thing?

Was the prophecy misread, or did Vader somehow accomplish it at the end of ROTJ? Or at the end of ROTS? If he did, how, in what way?

This is one prequel thing I've never understood.

Lucas' official stance is that Vader brought balance to the Force at the end of RotJ, when he turned away from the Dark Side and struck down the Emperor. This is the interpretation that makes the most sense if you watch the films in 123456 order, since it completes Vader's character arc - and it's the explanation that makes the most sense diegetically.

Alternatively, 'bringing balance to the Force' can be interpreted as destroying all of the Jedi. This is probably how Sheev saw the prophecy, which is why he may-or-may-not have artificially created Anakin in order to bring it about. He either couldn't do basic math or didn't actually believe in the prophecy except inasmuch as the Jedi believed in it, though.

The problem with this interpretation is that the Force very clearly doesn't want to be balanced, given that Luke goes off and spends three movies becoming a Jedi. At no point is the Jedi/Sith ratio actually balanced, depending on when you consider Luke becomes a Jedi and when you consider Vader stops being a Sith. When we 'return' to TPM, one Jedi and no Sith leads to a universe with thousands of Jedi and two Sith.

Of course, all of this is assuming 'bringing balance to the Force' is concerned entirely with the presence of Jedi and Sith in the universe, which assumes the Force is video game powers. If 'bringing balance to the Force' is supposed to be philosophical or religious, then I think Lucas had it right when he said Vader brought balance to the Force by killing the Emperor. Not because he turned away from the 'Dark side' towards the 'Light side' (after all, he very clearly physically lifts the Emperor with his Force-less gauntlets and chucks him in a pit), but because he rejected what was easy and instead did what was right - just like Luke did by refusing to kill him.

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Tuxedo Jack
Sep 11, 2001

Hey Ma, who's that band I like? Oh yeah, Hall & Oates.
This seems like an appropriate place as any to post this, http://www.swcombine.com/ - we've been playing this game for a few weeks now (my local gaming buddies) - it's a free to play Star Wars RPG that runs in real time (so like, hyperspace takes hours or days to complete) - and it's been running nonstop for 17+ years.

It takes place in the setting of Star Wars, but none of the canon elements of the stories ever happened, so no Death Star, etc... In fact, like 8 years ago, the Empire destroyed the Rebel Alliance and turned them into the Trash & Recycling company of the Galaxy. It's a pretty fun game, we've been doing work for the Empire and having a blast. Check it out of that's your kind of thing, and PM me if you want to join the Galactic Empire.

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