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I take plenty of vacation days but I have to always be available to come in on an hour's notice.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 13:12 |
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I don't have vacation days but if I want off I just get my boss not to schedule me that week
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 13:27 |
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i sometimes have to pick up my boss's kid from school and drive them and their friends around if my boss is really busy
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 14:49 |
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I base purchasing decisions on which product has the $5 mail-in rebate deal and then forget to mail in the rebate form by the deadline
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 14:56 |
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Mr. Apollo posted:i sometimes have to pick up my boss's kid from school and drive them and their friends around if my boss is really busy sometimes my ceo asks me to drive to their buddies houses and remove viruses from their friend's kids computers
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:36 |
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my schedule changes.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:42 |
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semper fi
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:42 |
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my church group
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:42 |
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I'm going to be a cyber athlete
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:43 |
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breakfast all day? breakfast all day!
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:48 |
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Some people say a man is made outta' mud A poor man's made outta' muscle and blood Muscle and blood and skin and bones A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine I loaded sixteen tons of number 9 coal And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul" You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain Fightin' and trouble are my middle name I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store If you see me comin', better step aside A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died One fist of iron, the other of steel If the right one don't a-get you, then the left one will You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 16:23 |
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ooc: didnt read
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 16:28 |
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Wild EEPROM posted:my schedule changes. I don't know what my schedule will be for the following week until the night before.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 16:39 |
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eric posted:I don't know what my schedule will be for the following week until the night before. my job is to needlessly change work schedules and i wait till the last minute every week
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 17:06 |
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Bloody posted:ooc: didnt read didn't read
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 17:15 |
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I can't read
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 17:30 |
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I like to read exclusively Tom Clancy novels because it helps me imagine my life not being awful. newspaper? gently caress no I don't have time for that trash loving liberal media anyway
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 18:50 |
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you think you're hot poo poo, huh? well how many digits of PI do you know? EH?
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 20:40 |
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🎵 the moment i wake up 🎵 🎵 before i pop in a k-cup 🎵 🎵 i go squeeze out a little poo 🎵
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 20:51 |
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Barnyard Protein posted:
your posting is dragging this thread down considerably. use some restraint.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 20:58 |
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I buy weed in eighths
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 21:43 |
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Barnyard Protein posted:
this sequence is clearly reversed.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 21:53 |
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I have a Star Wars toy on my desk.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:42 |
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I have a beanie baby on my desk
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:48 |
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i have a collection of non-luxury consumer products that i think will be Worth Something Someday
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:51 |
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I won't say who I'm voting for but let's just say I'm ready to make America great again!
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:33 |
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ItBurns posted:I have a toy on my desk.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:44 |
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i have a make america great again hat but it's ironic
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:45 |
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Sagebrush posted:i have a collection of non-luxury consumer products that i think will be Worth Something Someday i have an entire closet full of boxes of twinkies i bought when i was sure they'd never exist again and i was gonna get rich off of the twinkie black market
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 00:00 |
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PCjr sidecar posted:i have a make america great again hat but it's ironic so what if trump's a literal fascist, he's the first candidate i've ever seen that speaks his mind and doesn't act like a bullshit politician and that's the most important part!!
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 00:01 |
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Lmfao.
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 00:57 |
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i love trump but he never comes to my stupid liberal state grrrrr
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 01:18 |
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taco_fox posted:I didn't win the powerball
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 04:23 |
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no I don't need the receipt
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 04:26 |
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yes I WOULD like a receipt
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 04:26 |
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i love trump but he never comes to my stupid liberal state grrrrr Whoa.
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 05:37 |
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when works sends me somewhere i get a $50/day per diem, can you believe it! i just eat at mcdonalds like i normally do and pocket the rest!
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 05:42 |
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mishaq posted:when works sends me somewhere i get a $50/day per diem, can you believe it! ooc: a 6 figgy someone at my office bought a condo that they put up on airbnb and 'rent' only to themselves right at the per diem cap while here for business and it about covers their mortgage lol
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 05:48 |
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As a Millennial I posted:this sequence is clearly reversed. you poo before you wake up?
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 08:42 |
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poo in a kcup
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