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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I take plenty of vacation days but I have to always be available to come in on an hour's notice.

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Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
I don't have vacation days but if I want off I just get my boss not to schedule me that week

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

i sometimes have to pick up my boss's kid from school and drive them and their friends around if my boss is really busy

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I base purchasing decisions on which product has the $5 mail-in rebate deal and then forget to mail in the rebate form by the deadline

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Mr. Apollo posted:

i sometimes have to pick up my boss's kid from school and drive them and their friends around if my boss is really busy

sometimes my ceo asks me to drive to their buddies houses and remove viruses from their friend's kids computers

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
my schedule changes.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
semper fi

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
my church group

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I'm going to be a cyber athlete

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



breakfast all day?




breakfast all day!

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
Some people say a man is made outta' mud
A poor man's made outta' muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number 9 coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you, then the left one will

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

ooc: didnt read

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Wild EEPROM posted:

my schedule changes.

I don't know what my schedule will be for the following week until the night before.

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

eric posted:

I don't know what my schedule will be for the following week until the night before.

my job is to needlessly change work schedules and i wait till the last minute every week

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Bloody posted:

ooc: didnt read

didn't read

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I can't read

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
I like to read

exclusively Tom Clancy novels because it helps me imagine my life not being awful.

newspaper? gently caress no I don't have time for that trash loving liberal media anyway

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
you think you're hot poo poo, huh? well how many digits of PI do you know? EH?

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

🎵 the moment i wake up            🎵
🎵         before i pop in a k-cup 🎵
🎵 i go squeeze out a little poo   🎵

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Barnyard Protein posted:


🎵 the moment i wake up            🎵
🎵         before i pop in a k-cup 🎵
🎵 i go squeeze out a little poo   🎵


your posting is dragging this thread down considerably. use some restraint.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I buy weed in eighths

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Barnyard Protein posted:


🎵 the moment i wake up            🎵
🎵         before i pop in a k-cup 🎵
🎵 i go squeeze out a little poo   🎵


this sequence is clearly reversed.

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
I have a Star Wars toy on my desk.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have a beanie baby on my desk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i have a collection of non-luxury consumer products that i think will be Worth Something Someday

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I won't say who I'm voting for but let's just say I'm ready to make America great again! :smug:

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

ItBurns posted:

I have a toy on my desk.

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

i have a make america great again hat but it's ironic

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

i have a collection of non-luxury consumer products that i think will be Worth Something Someday

i have an entire closet full of boxes of twinkies i bought when i was sure they'd never exist again and i was gonna get rich off of the twinkie black market

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

PCjr sidecar posted:

i have a make america great again hat but it's ironic

so what if trump's a literal fascist, he's the first candidate i've ever seen that speaks his mind and doesn't act like a bullshit politician and that's the most important part!!

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Lmfao.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
i love trump but he never comes to my stupid liberal state grrrrr

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

taco_fox posted:

I didn't win the powerball :(

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
no I don't need the receipt

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
yes I WOULD like a receipt

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

i love trump but he never comes to my stupid liberal state grrrrr

Whoa.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

when works sends me somewhere i get a $50/day per diem, can you believe it!

i just eat at mcdonalds like i normally do and pocket the rest!

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

mishaq posted:

when works sends me somewhere i get a $50/day per diem, can you believe it!

i just eat at mcdonalds like i normally do and pocket the rest!

ooc: a 6 figgy someone at my office bought a condo that they put up on airbnb and 'rent' only to themselves right at the per diem cap while here for business and it about covers their mortgage lol

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

As a Millennial I posted:

this sequence is clearly reversed.

you poo before you wake up?

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MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
poo in a kcup

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