GOP Fox Business Network Debate. Jan. 14. 6pm & 9pm: No Rands Club

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Ben Carson
	Jeb! Bush
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina
	Mike Huckabee
	Rick Santorum
	Rand Paul
	Baby Hitler

Mr.Shadow: Feb 17, 2011

Radirot posted:

What was Cruz talking about regarding Obama sending money to some group?

Unfreezing Iranian assets I believe due to the nuclear deal.

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BedBuglet: Jan 13, 2016; Snippet of poetry or some shit

"Rubio won"
Of COURSE he did... smh

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OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Can we please get a gif of when Carson interrupted and the camera wobbled as it went over to him?

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

we turn now to Squinch Hamish for a post-mortem. Squinch?

WELL CRUZ RAN IT TEN YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN AT THE TOP OF THE NINTH BUT I REALLY THINK THE MVP OF THE DEBATE WAS

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tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Yeah, I think MSNBC is the perfect post game show for this debate.

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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Doctor Candiru posted:

Kasich: People feel powerless. My dad was a mailman. His dad was a blind coalminer. I gave him a voice because of welfare balancing taxpayers. I like nursing homes. I will continue to fight for those who build nursing homes.

Bush: R-results count. I pushed Florida {lifts hand up} up to the top. Let's build together.

Christie: Fantasy land presidents. I'll give you America exceptional. Hillary Clinton. I am the man. Vote Christie.

Carson: {hands} Unner responsive govern {hands} {flies away}

Rubio: America is 200 years old. Free enterprise since then. Individual liberty. Super free people. Let's inherit elections. American dream.

Cruz: Benghazi was abandoned. See that movie. Hillary Clinton thinks all lives matter then she apologizes.

Trump: Iranians do stupid deals. Win. Everything.

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Republican vote is the right thing to do America, so do.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Lou Dobbs is mad about the sailors. Are people who aren't paid to feign outrage about that actually mad about it?

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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

do you guys think Ivanka's husband and Jeb! are friends/in the same support group?

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

Lou Dobbs is mad about the sailors. Are people who aren't paid to feign outrage about that actually mad about it?

I'm mad they didn't make them stay longer, because gently caress the Navy. I may have personal biases....

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

200 years ago, God gave us free enterprise. Now, Obama has abandoned that dream. My name is Marco Rubio, and thank you.

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LiterallyTheWurst: Feb 5, 2015; Sendik's Original

Why does Trump care about the sailors? I thought he only liked people who weren't captured.

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/MiaFarrow/status/687838087729287168

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HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Joementum posted:

Lou Dobbs is mad about the sailors. Are people who aren't paid to feign outrage about that actually mad about it?

strong, manly construction workers across the country are devastated to the point of tears

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Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i thought cruz did "well" but trump won. rubio just sounded tryhard far right winger (which he has always been) but he has always come off better when he plays the moderate. I think cruz got stumped hard on the "new york values" horse poo poo and walked right into that landmine.

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Iran *emphatic hands* bad. Does things; unacceptable. If president, I, *dismissive gesture* no deal. Fight. Strong. Our heroes need things. Things which I have *places hand over heart* here. Importantly, Clinton, wrong. For America. Obama, apologies, always. Me, *shakes fist in front of face* right. Good. Correct. Vote. Believe.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"Ben Carson just having fun out there."

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Mendicant: Sep 22, 2015; by zen death robot

I am amused at how trump sees the world through the lens of hotel ownership and construction.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

LiterallyTheWurst posted:

Why does Trump care about the sailors? I thought he only liked people who weren't captured.

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

blue squares posted:

I can't believe Ted Cruz pulled the "Donald Trump would be inegligble too" line and forgot that Trump was actually born in the US. I thought he was supposed to be good at the law

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

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Cornflakes: Dec 3, 2006

who do you guys think won the cruz/rubio exchange?

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/687854615447105536

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Dead Cosmonaut: Nov 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

No seriously

When was the last time an American soldier was killed by Iranians, if any at all?

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/687854615447105536

May the trolling never end.

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Regis Christ: Mar 27, 2010; "Get it? I'm old!"; Grimey Drawer

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

No seriously

When was the last time an American soldier was killed by Iranians, if any at all?

always and never

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HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

who do you guys think won the cruz/rubio exchange?

they both lost imo, whenever they go after each other about minutiae they both come across as liars

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

who do you guys think won the cruz/rubio exchange?

trump

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SpRahl: Apr 22, 2008

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

who do you guys think won the cruz/rubio exchange?

Was most of what Rubio said true? Just wondering if its attacks that can be used against Cruz in the future.

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

i used to think cnbc was the worst possible cable news network, now im certain that its fox business

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double negative: Jul 7, 2003

Regis Christ posted:

This and Trump 9/11ing Cruz made that asylum talent show worth watching

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

Regis Christ posted:

ben carson awakens from his fever dream, in which he was a presidential candidate

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Regis Christ posted:

magical

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

No seriously

When was the last time an American soldier was killed by Iranians, if any at all?

doesn't matter, they'd execute our soldiers if they had a chance (please ignore they returned our soldiers no big deal)

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Rexicon1 posted:

i used to think cnbc was the worst possible cable news network, now im certain that its fox business

You must not have been there for the CNBC pre-game

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

b...e...n......

ben....

Ben...

BEN!

You have to host the prayer breakfast today!

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Closing Statement Scattergories!

When I think of (noun), I (verb) about the children. Our children. And I see the (noun) they're going to (verb) really bad. I (verb) wholeheartedly that the world would be a better place if (Democratic Politician) would get shot in the (body part). If you voted for Romney, the world would be full of (positive feeling(s)). Instead, we have (negative thing).

(Deity) bless you, God Bless The Troops, and God Bless (Definite Article) United States of America.

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