PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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suuma posted:

It's a pickle.

You're a pickle.

# ? Jan 15, 2016 06:10

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DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

One of my coworkers was drinking this today:

# ? Jan 15, 2016 06:14

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Jan 15, 2016 07:20

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 15, 2016 09:24

ellie the beep: Jun 15, 2007; Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Craptacular posted:

Jalapenos are hollow, pickles generally aren't.

It's a pickle.

I only kno this because I saw it the other day and was disgusted by it.

# ? Jan 15, 2016 14:57

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jan 15, 2016 15:41

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

LMBO

# ? Jan 15, 2016 18:16

smilingfish: Sep 18, 2012; fuck you i am smart

Craptacular posted:

Jalapenos are hollow, pickles generally aren't.

Um, I think you'll find it actually is a pickle. Ergo, a million times grosser than a fried jalapeño.

https://youtu.be/anOLolicI5Y

# ? Jan 15, 2016 20:36

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

LMBO

Ummm, it's a head and shoulder.
Also, lol, never noticed the woman fuckin skiing over there.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 00:15

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

laughing my butt on my infant

# ? Jan 16, 2016 03:21

Splizwarf: Jun 15, 2007; It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Rondette posted:

Thanks, now I know what it's like to laugh through a tablespoon of vomit. Amazing. Someone please get a phriday thread started stat.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 04:39

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Snapchat A Titty posted:

laughing my butt on my infant

by Chuck Tingle.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 07:16

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

rodbeard posted:

by Chuck Tingle.

Not enough pounding.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:40

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pounded in the butt by the head that looks like a butt kissing a baby.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 00:35

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
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One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

are there more photoshops of that bald butthole baby picture? I am obsessed.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:04

baram.: Oct 23, 2007; smooth.

Snowy posted:

are there more photoshops of that bald butthole baby picture? I am obsessed.

future mod here

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:29

FatSamurai: Jul 7, 2004; Seethe, ye rolling clouds, gather thy stormborn might, and SMITE MINE ENEMY WITH THY UNFETTERED FURY!!!

rodbeard posted:

by Chuck Tingle.

So does Chuck Tingle get paid by the word or the page? Neither! He gets paid by the pound. :v:

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:37

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

baram. posted:

future mod here

Nice.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:46

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Nice.

What the hell is the caption under your avatar from?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 05:00

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One of the game of thrones books

# ? Jan 17, 2016 05:07

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

It's from book #4 where Sam loses his fat virginity to sexy lactating Gilly

# ? Jan 17, 2016 06:00

White Light: Dec 19, 2012

That's a pretty grody quote, where's the grimace emoticon

# ? Jan 17, 2016 07:04

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Parrotine posted:

That's a pretty grody quote, where's the grimace emoticon

Like from McDonald's? Cause he's fat?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 07:53

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Picnic Princess posted:

You're a pickle.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 18:33

Splizwarf: Jun 15, 2007; It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

DorkusMalorkus posted:

It's from book #4 where Sam loses his fat virginity to sexy lactating Gilly

Goddammit I hate the new Lord of the Rings books. loving Disney.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 19:26

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Cosima posted:

What the hell is the caption under your avatar from?

Parrotine posted:

That's a pretty grody quote, where's the grimace emoticon

I kinda miss his old quote, which was about someone having explosive diarrhea.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 20:53

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I kinda miss his old quote, which was about someone having explosive diarrhea.

Spoilers!

# ? Jan 17, 2016 21:20

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I kinda miss his old quote, which was about someone having explosive diarrhea.

Wasn't it this one? What a series...

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was making GBS threads brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."

# ? Jan 17, 2016 21:21

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

OctoberBlues posted:

Wasn't it this one? What a series...

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was making GBS threads brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."

America's Tolkien right here.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 21:27

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

OctoberBlues posted:

Wasn't it this one? What a series...

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was making GBS threads brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water."

Yep, that's the one. GRRM sure can paint a picture with words, can't he?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 21:44

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Yet he doesn't have the first clue to how a good diarrhea session plays out, the one where you squat on a porcelain tarmac and let the exhaust carry you to the ceiling. None of that there.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 21:54

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Memento posted:

America's Tolkien right here.

If he was there'd be a song about it.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 22:43

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There's be a hell of a lot more backstory behind it as well

# ? Jan 17, 2016 22:45

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Makes you wish John Waters had a shot at directing GoT. Divine would have been fabulous as Cersei Lannister

# ? Jan 17, 2016 22:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

My Lovely Horse posted:

If he was there'd be a song about it.

Time Magazine, 2005 posted:

of those who work in the grand epic-fantasy tradition, Martin is by far the best ... this is as good a time as any to proclaim him the American Tolkien

# ? Jan 17, 2016 22:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Tolkien finished his story.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 12:41

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

# ? Jan 19, 2016 12:42

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Tolkien finished his story.

Well he finished The Hobbit and LOTR and but his son had to finish The Silmarillion and the rest of the stuff for ~~$$$$~~ the fans after his death.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 12:52

elise the great: May 1, 2012; You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

It really was a pickle.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:45

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Samizdata: May 14, 2007

elise the great posted:

It really was a pickle.

Wait. Why are you here? :kingsley:

# ? Jan 19, 2016 19:56

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