I Am Crake posted:

I'm so sorry

E: That you found out because of my post, which already wasn't stellar, in the funny pictures thread. Not because I killed him or anything, I didn't.

whiteyfats posted:

Suspiciously specific denial right there.

Rickman was awesome in Prince of Thieves, but I'm one of five people that like that movie.

flosofl posted:

He was literally the only thing good in that movie. You could see his dental impression on the scenery.

dumb. posted:

This should work

whiteyfats posted:

Suspiciously specific denial right there.

Rickman was awesome in Prince of Thieves, but I'm one of five people that like that movie.

The Mentalizer posted:

That was the second highest grossing movie of 1991, shitloads of people like that movie. And you sure as hell couldn't get away from that loving Brian Adams song no matter how hard you tried.

whiteyfats posted:

I had no idea it did that well in the theaters.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think the only real complaint people had with it was Costners accent slipping, which is such a pointless complaint to begin with.

Say Nothing posted:

whiteyfats posted:

From what I've read, Costner was seeing a voice coach, but they rushed to filming before he had it down. Not that it mattered, the accent back then would have bore a faint resemblance to any modern English accent, anyway.

Say Nothing posted:

Arrath posted:

Is it a new thing for these tumblr comment thread screenshots to have 90s era jpg artifacts or something? goddamn

Angela Christine posted:

And really, when you get right down to it, who else is going to bring you a broken arrow?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think the only real complaint people had with it was Costners accent slipping, which is such a pointless complaint to begin with.

whiteyfats posted:

I had no idea it did that well in the theaters.

Arrath posted:

Is it a new thing for these tumblr comment thread screenshots to have 90s era jpg artifacts or something? goddamn

RandomFerret posted:

It's because tumblr is a social media platform for young people, and that's what young people do now.

Back when we were young, computers were confusing, hostile devices that made you learn to speak their language if you wanted to go anywhere, and I'm sure everybody reading this was the 'computer kid,' the one who had learned to navigate the maze and took pride in that fact. We all learned to do these things, and more importantly, do them the right way, so when grandma sent around a digital photo of her computer screen with a funny email on it, we rolled our eyes and thought to ourselves "Man, old people."

But now the tables have turned. Everything has been revamped and made so user friendly that kids today don't need to learn anything. The easy button's there, so why should they bother learning about pngs and colour profiles when it doesn't get the point across any better? It's like when soulja boy had that youtube feud with Ice T a couple of years back. T was uploading 1080p videos shot with a camera crew and edited with title cards and poo poo, while soulja boy's videos were all just him and his friends crowding around a lovely webcam built into his laptop, and every video ended with him reaching over and hitting the stop button.

Ice T came off looking like an out of touch old man and soulja boy won the feud hands down.

That's us now. We're Ice T facing off against soulja boy, and it doesn't matter how much his music sucks or how much of an annoying little poo poo he is, he's young and we're old and that's what matters. The best we can do is try to age gracefully and maybe get a spot on a cop show.

Say Nothing posted:

RandomFerret posted:

The Mentalizer posted:

Can't really blame you for that, it's been 25 years so I really doubt there's a huge rabid fan base for it at this point. At the time though you couldn't go 10 mins without seeing or hearing something related to the film. Costner had good 10 years or so where he could do no wrong, but Waterworld took care of that pretty well.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i bet my favorite actors are best friends and one night after too much wine they impulsively kiss and can't stop thinking about it but are too embarrassed and

Anosmoman posted:

And then The Postman turned him into a punchline for a good while.

The MSJ posted:

I think Pattinson and Radcliffe are actually friends ever since they were in that Harry Potter movie together.

RandomFerret posted:

It's because tumblr is a social media platform for young people, and that's what young people do now.

Back when we were young, computers were confusing, hostile devices that made you learn to speak their language if you wanted to go anywhere, and I'm sure everybody reading this was the 'computer kid,' the one who had learned to navigate the maze and took pride in that fact. We all learned to do these things, and more importantly, do them the right way, so when grandma sent around a digital photo of her computer screen with a funny email on it, we rolled our eyes and thought to ourselves "Man, old people."

But now the tables have turned. Everything has been revamped and made so user friendly that kids today don't need to learn anything. The easy button's there, so why should they bother learning about pngs and colour profiles when it doesn't get the point across any better? It's like when soulja boy had that youtube feud with Ice T a couple of years back. T was uploading 1080p videos shot with a camera crew and edited with title cards and poo poo, while soulja boy's videos were all just him and his friends crowding around a lovely webcam built into his laptop, and every video ended with him reaching over and hitting the stop button. Ice T came off looking like an out of touch old man and soulja boy won the feud hands down.

That's us now. We're Ice T facing off against soulja boy, and it doesn't matter how much his music sucks or how much of an annoying little poo poo he is, he's young and we're old and that's what matters. The best we can do is try to age gracefully and maybe get a spot on a cop show.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Possibly if you work in a really stuffy office: http://i.imgur.com/3pYqjSA.jpg

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

yeah and one day one of them has trouble getting into his costume and the other comes in to help and slowly massages him to help him relax and then and then andthen

Eschers Basement posted:

Has there ever been a film that tried to be "bad on purpose" and was actually entertaining about it? Most "bad on purpose" films I've seen just ended up really bad.

a cat irl posted:

Danger 5 is amazing and beautiful. I was unsure about its second season but turns out that it is just as brilliant and fantastic.

Anosmoman posted:

And then The Postman turned him into a punchline for a good while.

The Mentalizer posted:

Oh man, I totally forgot about that hunk of poo poo. I'd say that's probably for a good reason but I can't actually remember anything about it other than that I saw it at some point in time.

And since I haven't had any pictures in my last few posts here are some tweets from a retarded person:















I'd like to think she's joking around but I just can't tell anymore.

Tila on Hitler posted:

"He was not a bad person as they have painted him out to be. Not even close!!!" she writes. "Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death. This is what breaks my heart. "

"Hitler was a good man and it takes some loving balls for someone to say this out loud this day and age, especially for a public figure like myself, but you know what? SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEAK THE TRUTH WITHOUT FEAR! Otherwise the dark cabal who currently control the world and all of the world bankers will continue to feed you their lies, feed off your emotions, take advantage of your emotions and will continue to keep you THEIR SLAVE!"

"AMERICA IS FALLING AT THE MOMENT YET I DO NOT SEE ANYONE IN OFFICE *AHEM* THAT IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LIKE HITLER WAS WILLING TO SAVE THE GERMAN PEOPLE! God knows Americans sure do need a TRUE HERO right now but as long as we are still living in a nation that is still stuffing their faces with GMO, Still asleep watching crap TV, still getting brainwashed by media, still being poisoned and not giving a gently caress. I highly doubt any President here would give a gently caress about saving our country either. ONLY WE CAN SAVE OURSELVES NOW OR BRING IN A NEW LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should just run for office for gently caress's sake!"

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Didn't she suffer some kind of brain damage a couple of years ago?

The Mentalizer posted:

I mean it's good she can make fun of herself like in that Robot Chicken sketch, but then you get stuff like this:


So yeah, I don't really know what to think of her other than that she's bugfuck crazy.


E:


That would certainly explain a lot. I don't remember hearing about anything like that other than the time the crowd at the Gathering of the Juggalos spent the entire time she was on stage throwing poo poo at her (literal poo poo from the port-a-potties, not just random trash) and then rolled over her trailer with her in it or something crazy like that.

The Mentalizer posted:

I'd like to think she's joking around but I just can't tell anymore.