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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Inspiration, 150lb woman squatting 440lbs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnt_93Uxybg

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roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
I think shes in a short film called lift the world that does a bad job of explaining how weightlifting works. Lu x and klokov are also there

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Neurolimal posted:

No, in fact it causes Arthritis to come even sooner. Poster Beware!

It's true. I posted in the '15 thread in '16 and I just made an appointment for a hernia.

Also, I'm 30.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Oh god, my new gym has an assisted pullups/dips machine. I tried it out instead of lat pulldowns today; at -175 (the max the machine goes to) I managed to do 4. I feel kind of awful but at the same time I can't help but laugh.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You should try eccentric pull ups, if your goal is working towards unassisted pullups.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I've never tried eccentric push-ups, but the assisted machine is pretty great when you're first starting out, and once you can do it unassisted you can just drop the seat and keep on truckin'. A+ machine

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpC1KWe9dp8

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Riki Oh?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

notZaar posted:

You should try eccentric pull ups, if your goal is working towards unassisted pullups.

This plus body rows on a smith machine or something you can hang from at a lower height

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Post your squad

I'm the small guy far right

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

notZaar posted:

You should try eccentric pull ups, if your goal is working towards unassisted pullups.

Can confirm eccentric pull ups loving own when you're a fatass bitch like me

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1smhmx3ZfnY

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Wanna do some DNP

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Went bouldering for the first time in a long time since loving up tendons in my hand. Went Saturday and my lats still ache. Good times.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

if he's not dead by the end of that program, it's a miracle.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
Full on tattoos ruin his look.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q5AqhYq_M8

He's getting so large he bends light and matter around him.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Dum Cumpster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q5AqhYq_M8

He's getting so large he bends light and matter around him.

bro brah bro bro bro bro bro brah

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Zahgaegun posted:

If you lift at home you can wear a weighted vest because you're a weirdo muscle nerd



Just got one of those from Amazon. Wanted to get 50lb but the 90lb version was somehow cheaper than the 70lb one :confused: I'll never say no to more weight

I'm gonna be like Goku :goku:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I strap heavy weights onto my arms and hands and then I jerk off all night

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Zzulu posted:

I strap heavy weights onto my arms and hands and then I jerk off all night

I'm just gonna go up and down my home stairs while some dumb show replays on Netflix . some squats & push-ups might be thrown in there.

I did it a poor mans version by dropping a 50lb dumbbell in a backpack. After an hour I was done and felt like I could jump to the Moon

monny
Oct 20, 2008

dollar dollar bill, y'all
Just like farmer's carries but without the added gains!

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Some weirdo european guy hit on my wife at the gym while she was deadlifting. Please recommend some alpha ways to respond.

Some ideas -
- gather all of the 45's in the whole gym and hoard them at the leg press
- build a tower out of the box jump boxes and sit atop it in a gargoyle position
- offer this guy a spot on bench while standing with my balls in his face
- spot my wife on squat, getting all up in there with my hands on her boobs, looking around and scowling at everyone

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
I don't know about what's alpha or not but I read in someone's log that a rando they asked to spot them on bench dripped sweat in their mouth once. Do that

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

tbh she said the guy was twink as hell, so the fact that she was deadlifting more than his bodyweight is alpha enough imo

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


...just drag him into the showers and powerfuck his ringpiece, leaving him destroyed and ashamed, curled up until someone finds him.

social media guru
Jan 18, 2016

by Cowcaster
you should #suck his #dick to make him gay @foghelmut

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBa6NFXoY7s

Then gay wrestle for a bit

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDWvIr39oyM

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
You should obviously have a threesome

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS80W2ULWn8

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..

How you get your dick game on that man's level, kegels?

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Duderino posted:

How you get your dick game on that man's level, kegels?

Twink lifts.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

El Duderino posted:

How you get your dick game on that man's level, kegels?

cock pushup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJkcsOkRb0

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
*puts focus by ariana grande on for ohp amrap set*

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


It's been below zero (celsius) here the past couple of days and my garage gym has been cold as gently caress. Working out in shorts and a hoodie to the point where you're warm by lifting heavy poo poo is the best. Pulled my hood down towards the end because I was hot. I am a human furnace.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







this man will bea first round pick in the nfl this year

https://vine.co/v/ieOg1azvA2Y

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
yeah its cold as poo poo here as well but when I head home after the gym i am a golden god of heat and warmth and the cold can't touch this shiit

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Wind chills been in the negatives the past few days and biking is my primary form of transportation. That furnace feeling doesn't get to last long for me.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
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