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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Knuc U Kinte posted:

One handed because I'm holding a handle you sick fucks.

Please don't kinkshame or demean subway masturbaters

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Man I'm good at snipes

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

maniacdevnull posted:

Please don't kinkshame or demean subway masturbaters

please do, gently caress those guys

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I met a girl being molested by train masturbators a few months ago, so I thank them for their assistance.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
valve just greenlit opposing forces 2

it's not being made by valve or gearbox

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Al! posted:

valve just greenlit opposing forces 2

it's not being made by valve or gearbox

:geno:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Now all we need is some big developer to make Half Life 3 for Valve.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
so, ubisoft

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot


lmao @ an mmorpg releasing in 2016

lmfao @ people who spent $125 on it

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Al! posted:

valve just greenlit opposing forces 2

it's not being made by valve or gearbox

opforce death match is still some of the best of all time.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


:getin:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tell us about this game

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
it's basically Dark Souls crossed with Monster Hunter crossed a bit with Shadow of the Colossus with a neat party system and the combat and movement of a very Capcom game ala Lost Planet/Shadow of Rome/Dead Rising except faster



it seems pretty neat for the hour or so I've played so far. nights are loving dark which is cool. you can create your own character and then your permanent pawn which can help other people and you can recruit up to two more at once

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector



quiggy we got gunships that are the progeny of an AC130 and a flak frigate.
http://www.polygon.com/2016/1/15/10776486/homeworld-deserts-of-kharak-gameplay-preview

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

yeah but what game is it

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

SynthOrange posted:

yeah but what game is it

the new homeworld one

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

SynthOrange posted:

yeah but what game is it

dorgans dogma

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

text me arisen

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

dickens dorkma

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oops I bought it

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


oh gently caress

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

dragons dogma really sucks

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Awia posted:

dragons dogma really sucks

actually it's good

bloodbornes cursed chalice dungeon sucks

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Tanith posted:



quiggy we got gunships that are the progeny of an AC130 and a flak frigate.
http://www.polygon.com/2016/1/15/10776486/homeworld-deserts-of-kharak-gameplay-preview

no idea if this game will be good or not but the more I see the more I like

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
dragons dongma is fantasy open world devil may cry and it owns

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


c gay aunt at 2k s:

she didn't like xcom:eu, but apparently loves xcom 2. take that for what you will

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Notorious QIG posted:

c gay aunt at 2k s:

she didn't like xcom:eu, but apparently loves xcom 2. take that for what you will

What is not to like about eu? I felt they left a few things out as obvious dlc down the road but aside from that it was really solid all around

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Is tes:o free to play yet?

GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.
I got to the bit in Bravely Default where they expect you to kill every boss in the game again with updated health/damage values

It was fun doing a hard mode run I guess but this is total bs so I'm gonna turn it down to easy and faceroll the 20+ fights until the game's story goes somewhere again

what a lovely design decision christ

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

maniacdevnull posted:

Is tes:o free to play yet?

they did the thing where it's free to play but you buy it. they had a free weekend a while back but I ended up buying it and playing it for a week or so more

it's actually does some elder scrolls stuff pretty well like exploration and trash collecting

downside is all the mmo trappings they left in like grinding rep and bag slots and other players etc

combat is most decent I've found in an mmo tho

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

GoldenTeeth posted:

I got to the bit in Bravely Default where they expect you to kill every boss in the game again with updated health/damage values

It was fun doing a hard mode run I guess but this is total bs so I'm gonna turn it down to easy and faceroll the 20+ fights until the game's story goes somewhere again

what a lovely design decision christ

you can just rush to the last bit and do that instead killing every boss
but you have to do that like 3/4 times i think

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Radio Paranoia posted:

actually it's good


Mad Wack posted:

dragons dongma is fantasy open world devil may cry and it owns
confirmed for bad opinions

combat is poo poo, story is poo poo, graphics are poo poo

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Al! posted:



combat is most decent I've found in an mmo tho

Tallest midget etc

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Awia posted:

confirmed for bad opinions

combat is poo poo, story is poo poo, graphics are poo poo

combat is passable and cool when you climb on things, story is japan and graphics are solid for last gen, the only prettier 360 game i have is mass effect 3 i think \

sorry about your bad gametaste v:shobon:v

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Awia posted:

dragons dogma really sucks

Dragon's Dogshit.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Actually I heard from Respected Gamers that it's good.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
best part of dragons dogma so far is everyone calls you cuz

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
yeah that's kinda lol

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Al! posted:

best part of dragons dogma so far is everyone calls you cuz

fortunately there's no bowling minigame

also it raises a lot of questions about the romance mechanic

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ok so the thing im realizing i like a lot about dd is not that it reminds me of dark souls because it really doesnt, but it reminds me a lot of the first Gothick game, which is a really good thing in my book (the other gothick games were not very good)

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