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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My favorite part was people unironically saying poo poo like Doobies dog house would lead to an economic renaissance in this little shitburg and little Suzy Bumfuck would have her first job at the dog house and it'd become the cool local hangout spot and little Johnny McRacist would finger blast his first girlfriend out behind doobies dog house and then Christmas was cancelled for everyone.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Well that one retard girl did get a job

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Google street view told me that Christmas is always cancelled in Reform.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Doobis D. Dogg

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Rambling Robot posted:

i wouldn't want something called "doobie's dog house" on my resume.

That is not a concern

There aren't any resumes around here

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


BigBadSteve posted:



"Really," smirked Mike, "Doobie doesn't do it for you in bed."

Yeah this is exactly who I thought of when I read mike

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Seriously though why is he served half a raw onion

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Dely Apple posted:

Seriously though why is he served half a raw onion

It's part of the special. All you can eat pinto beans, with corn bread and a slab of onion.


(the cornbread and onion are not all you can eat).

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Good and MESSY

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
INTERDIMENSIONAL

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



Ah yes, the doob dog from the Cronenberg universe.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


these loss.jpgs are outta control

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

miscarriages piled high

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The Sentient Fruit Centidog was cold, I don't think I'll be coming back to this non-euclidian place of feeding

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Kurtofan posted:

The Sentient Fruit Centidog was cold, I don't think I'll be coming back to this non-euclidian place of feeding


Of course it's cold it's deep coleslaw lol

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


don't forget the HR Steak

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


CrashCat posted:

don't forget the HR Steak



That little devil baby face in the green beans is loving me up.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

UnwiseTrout posted:

That little devil baby face in the green beans is loving me up.

eat your satanic greens, young spawn

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
Added some recent pics and links to the wikia. Doobiepedia is the second google result for "doobies doghouse", trailing only his one-star Yelp page. Add a new page or write a better summary and I'll editit in.

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Didn't the Doobster also promise to give meals that weren't claimed to the poor and hungry of Reform? Also something about catering to Jewish and Muslim customers :allears:

Sounds like something another restaurant promised and Doobie forgot to remove while plagiarizing.


Dave Concepcion posted:

what exactly constitutes a "light auto repair"

ridiculously simply poo poo any retard can do with the tool kit from ikea?

IKEA? Doobie's not into that euro commie stuff. West Alabama Automotive will take all the light auto repair that can be handled with a little cash and a fist full of Harbor Freight coupons. . . which is a lot. People will pay for simple poo poo like oil and spark plug changes. If you're not afraid to vent some refrigerant you just need a vacuum pump and manifold (about $150 at Harbor Freight) to service air conditioning. The Doobster is probably renting a vacant building for next to nothing. If he does enough work to cover rent and utilities then his reward is a drive-in workshop for his own projects. It's a cool scheme if you're into car work. He really is some kind of low cunning savant.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CrashCat posted:

don't forget the HR Steak



"DOOBIE DAD THEMS POTATOES IS GROWIN EYES AGIN"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Takes Reservations
Yes

Delivery
Yes

Take-out
Yes

Accepts Credit Cards
Yes

Good For
Lunch

Parking
Valet

Bike Parking
Yes

Good for Kids
No

Good for Groups
No

Attire
Formal (Jacket Required)

Ambience
Upscale

Noise Level
Very Loud

Alcohol
No

Outdoor Seating
Yes

Wi-Fi
Paid

Has TV
Yes

Waiter Service
Yes

Caters
Yes

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Price range: Above $61


It probably hurts their business a little, but then I'm not sure the people of Reform, Alabama can afford internet.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:siren:DOOBIE HAS REMOVED THE WORD "DOGHOUSE" FROM HIS FACEBOOK PAGE:siren:



The mission creep saga continues....

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

sounds like big dog finally caught up to him

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Pastry of the Year posted:

:siren:DOOBIE HAS REMOVED THE WORD "DOGHOUSE" FROM HIS FACEBOOK PAGE:siren:



The mission creep saga continues....

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Dool
DIN

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Do you think he's open today in honor of MLK day?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Added some recent pics and links to the wikia. Doobiepedia is the second google result for "doobies doghouse", trailing only his one-star Yelp page. Add a new page or write a better summary and I'll editit in.


Sounds like something another restaurant promised and Doobie forgot to remove while plagiarizing.


IKEA? Doobie's not into that euro commie stuff. West Alabama Automotive will take all the light auto repair that can be handled with a little cash and a fist full of Harbor Freight coupons. . . which is a lot. People will pay for simple poo poo like oil and spark plug changes. If you're not afraid to vent some refrigerant you just need a vacuum pump and manifold (about $150 at Harbor Freight) to service air conditioning. The Doobster is probably renting a vacant building for next to nothing. If he does enough work to cover rent and utilities then his reward is a drive-in workshop for his own projects. It's a cool scheme if you're into car work. He really is some kind of low cunning savant.

Given how his current landlord apparently is screwing him on rent, I'd doubt he's renting a building for next to nothing. Or maybe it is nothing right now and once he installs a bunch of poo poo the guy jacks it up

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Well hot dogs just hasnt given the response that we were looking for over the last 2 years. so after this week Doobie's diner will discontinue our full service hot dogs.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

:siren:DOOBIE HAS REMOVED THE WORD "DOGHOUSE" FROM HIS FACEBOOK PAGE:siren:



The mission creep saga continues....

No combos
No hotdogs
No life

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Honestly his burgers always looked better than his dogs. The faceless denim wearing dude had the right idea

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobie's Oil Change Diner

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Binary Badger posted:

Do you think he's open today in honor of MLK day?

DOOBIES open for MLK get some wing special today! One day only fried chicken as well come on in

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

he should make tacos

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
i feel sorry for doobie's dad (the sign maker). all that work for nothing.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


The Twinkie Czar posted:

Added some recent pics and links to the wikia. Doobiepedia is the second google result for "doobies doghouse", trailing only his one-star Yelp page. Add a new page or write a better summary and I'll editit in.
The page on CrashCat is really lovely, you should delete or improve it. Not gonna register for that poo poo though

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Doobie's Bad Frogger Emporium.

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