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drat, are we twins? I have these ingredients almost exactly and I was going to post about 'dines rolled up in lavash with mustard, horseradish, cream cheese (or brie) with spinach and kale thrown in. Your choice of beer is spot on as well. Re: Kippered herring- what brands do you 'diners like? I've only had Crown Prince which are good I guess without having anything to compare them against
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Sheep-Goats posted:I buy and eat dill pickle chips and I do it defiantly and I have for years You ever just eat something? Like, "I'm not going to make a statement in the manner in which I have prepared or plan to consume this thing, I'm just going to eat it." And then you eat it.
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doctorfrog posted:You ever just eat something? Like, "I'm not going to make a statement in the manner in which I have prepared or plan to consume this thing, I'm just going to eat it." And then you eat it. I didn't train for seven years in the monastery to waste my time with that poo poo
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Sheep-Goats posted:I didn't train for seven years in the monastery to waste my time with that poo poo Now I'm imagining you sitting in your cell or cloister or whatever, with a modestly-sized barrel of chipped pickles tucked between your legs, sneering as you consume handful after handful. And I have to say that's the most delightful thing I've pondered today, thanks. My entry won me a coupon (which everyone got, even the idiots who wrote haiku about "king arthur" sardines). Damned if I can find it in the Facebooks right now, though.
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pahuyuth posted:drat, are we twins? I have these ingredients almost exactly and I was going to post about 'dines rolled up in lavash with mustard, horseradish, cream cheese (or brie) with spinach and kale thrown in. Mustard AND horseradish??
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doctorfrog posted:Now I'm imagining you sitting in your cell or cloister or whatever, with a modestly-sized barrel of chipped pickles tucked between your legs, sneering as you consume handful after handful. psh ![]()
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Necros posted:you eat the bones?? Yes, because I'm not a little bitch boi.
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There were hundreds of entries to the KO haiku contest and goons won at least 3 of the 5 grand prizes. Keep it up guys! ![]()
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canned octopus is real good too eat it right out the tin w/ a toothpick for a good time thanks for the life lesson papa
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KO should be paying me a commission IMHO
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Cute as heck posted:canned octopus is real good too I saw that at the store the other day but I thought it was a gimmick. How does octopussy taste, anyways?
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Thump! posted:I saw that at the store the other day but I thought it was a gimmick. How does octopussy taste, anyways? Good, get the one in garlic sauce
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I prefer canned squid in ink over canned octopus. Octopus in a can has a slightly gritty texture that kind of puts me off.
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If you get canned octopus, don't try to cook it in with eggs or whatever because applying any heat whatsoever turns it into inedible rubber in seconds.
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I also won top prize in the haiku contest! I get the feeling a ton of people did, but here was my winning entry: I won a gift card At a work Christmas party Gonna buy some 'dines
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Can someone link me to an impact analysis of (or otherwise describe) the long-term effects of dine oil on kitchen plumbing?
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Bea Nanner posted:Can someone link me to an impact analysis of (or otherwise describe) the long-term effects of dine oil on kitchen plumbing? I think Flint Michigan just came through with some conclusive results on the subject.
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Another goon haiku first place victory! Here was my winning submission: Breaking metal chimes Herald Kingly sardine feasts Oil drops in the sink
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final2percent posted:Another goon haiku first place victory! Okay I was going to say all the haiku in the thread were real bad but this one is pretty good
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Did goons literally win all 5 places on that contest? Fuckin' goons man ![]()
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final2percent posted:Another goon haiku first place victory! I hope king oscar slips you an extra can o' dines for that one
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Bea Nanner posted:Can someone link me to an impact analysis of (or otherwise describe) the long-term effects of dine oil on kitchen plumbing? you don't put oil down the drain, dine, cooking or otherwise. you put it in a sealed container, like a coffee can and you put it in the trash.
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There are, of course, certain times when this wouldn't be appropriate, but I don't know why you just don't use it in cooking.
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yeah i dont give a poo poo about societies rules and i just follow it up with hot water for a while. holes are holes.
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Bea Nanner posted:yeah i dont give a poo poo about societies rules and i just follow it up with hot water for a while. holes are holes. think of your drain like a pussy, you don't want to be putting oil based lubricants in it.
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Bea Nanner posted:i rent um... if you ever need to call a plumber to fix your poo poo because you poured oil down the drain the plumber is entitled, by the ancient concord of pluminion, to do the entirety of the repair work naked
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Bea Nanner posted:i rent
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nope
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zedprime posted:You might have a clause in your lease telling you not to put food and oil down the kitchen sink like an infant, right next to the clause about not flushing condoms down the toilet. I think there's a difference between half a teaspoon of oil from a sardine can (or the remnants of oil from a cooking pan) compared to what these clauses usually exist for (people who deep fat fry regularly and use lard in their cooking -like the british).
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Don't fight the outrageous ignorance of the infantile. The slow aching realizations of their own stupidity as they mature is punishment enough. More to the point: Why toss out all that flavor? ![]()
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wellllllllllllllll my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoo-oon the plumber he says never flush a tam-poo-oon Overwined posted:Don't fight the outrageous ignorance of the infantile. The slow aching realizations of their own stupidity as they mature is punishment enough. think you pretty much toxxed yourself to post a video of yourself drinking all the oil out of a can of dines. do you drink the brine in the pickle jar as well? or eat that weird aspic that vienna sausages come packed in? Sizone fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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Tampoon: When you use your gf's tampons as pontoon boats for your Star Wars Action Figures while playing with them in the tub.
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Overwined posted:Tampoon: When you use your gf's tampons as pontoon boats for your Star Wars Action Figures while playing with them in the tub. you've never actually seen what happens to a tampon when it gets wet, have you?
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Sizone posted:you've never actually seen what happens to a tampon when it gets wet, have you? No, because I've only ever had sex with post-menopausal women. So much cleaner that way.
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Overwined posted:No, because I've only ever had sex with post-menopausal women. So much cleaner that way. total concurrence there bud, hysterectomies are also pretty rockin'
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Had one of those big oval red cans of dines in tomato sauce you can find in the mexican aisle, heated in a sauce pan with some anchovie paste, oregano, basil, and parsley, ground some cheese in, and mixed it with some rotini pasta. Quick easy and cheap dinner, if you're feeling less lazy you can obviously pan fry some mushrooms or such first but imo dines are best for simple meals.
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Sizone posted:wellllllllllllllll my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoo-oon Do you not? That's the best part yo.
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Did you other winners all get the "grand" prize? If so goons really did get 5 out of 5 and if you look at the Facebook page there were tons and tons of entries.
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I occasionally would drink a small amount of pickle brine until I started having some acid issues... more related to alcohol consumption than brine quaffing. Had ta cut down on both for a bit. Also, got some extra oil at the bottom of the sardine tin? Bread, dude. Done. doctorfrog fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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