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The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Ayn Randi posted:

I hosed more than one amiga 500 mouse playing defender of the crown. From memory there's a repeating sword duel sequence when you capture a castle that basically amounts to click as fast as you can and the left button didn't hold up under prolonged abuse

Old games were a bane of peripherals. I broke a cherry keyboard playing Duke Nukem.

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Mr_Angry
May 15, 2003
A severe disappointment
College Slice
Back before mp3s and downloadable music became a thing, those of us with our SoundBlaster 16s were rocking out to music from Mod4Win, which for its time was pretty drat awesome. One of the few things I actually paid some money for and to this day I'm kind of sad that I never backed up my library of .MOD files as some of them were pretty good. Here's a screenshot of said product (this shows it running on Vista but I was using this back in the days of Windows 3.1):



And a YouTube of said product in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYRNPuVL4.

And my favorite mod, just found as I was thinking back on this, "12th Warrior" by Dr. Awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fyf6jLl5mo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mr_Angry posted:

And my favorite mod, just found as I was thinking back on this, "12th Warrior" by Dr. Awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fyf6jLl5mo.

Never heard it before but wow that is a good tune. Will admit I spent a good chunk of time trying to find a proper version thinking it was just a remake of a song.

It really sounded like something Blutengel would have made.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Remember the ZX Spectrum?

Maziacs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-oaiPTj1c

Manic Miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZYuGUCrkoU

A friend of mine wrote an editor for Manic Miner back in the days and we would one-up each other in creating the craziest levels which required pixel perfect jumps and diabolical timing to complete.

There's plenty of other gems from that era.
Jetpac, Atic Atac, Knight Lore (basically all games from "Ultimate play the game" were fantastic)

Just went to http://www.80stopgames.com/site/zx-spectrum-48k and got hit hard by flashback nostalgia. I still got my Speccy somewhere in the basement.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

mcbexx posted:

Just went to http://www.80stopgames.com/site/zx-spectrum-48k and got hit hard by flashback nostalgia. I still got my Speccy somewhere in the basement.

There was a Bravestarr game?!

Thanks for that link

Mr_Angry
May 15, 2003
A severe disappointment
College Slice

laserghost posted:

I never understood the love for Shadow of the Beast, but Agony was incredible:

https://youtu.be/WYxIJxqrv6U

Psygnosis' games were basically 16-bit eyecandy.
So essentially R-Type with an owl in it.

Okay...where do I send my money again?

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Police Automaton posted:

What's kinda annoying and sad is that all these "retro-style pixel art games" usually just use these words as code for bad graphics, while the style they claim to copy never really existed that way.

This irks me more than anything. Or indie games describing themselves as having "8 bit" graphics when they have VGA-like colors but with Atari-levels of detail in the sprites. I think there would be (is?) probably still a market for games with actual good low-res, low-color pixel art.

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Mr_Angry posted:

Back before mp3s and downloadable music became a thing, those of us with our SoundBlaster 16s were rocking out to music from Mod4Win, which for its time was pretty drat awesome. One of the few things I actually paid some money for and to this day I'm kind of sad that I never backed up my library of .MOD files as some of them were pretty good. Here's a screenshot of said product (this shows it running on Vista but I was using this back in the days of Windows 3.1):



And a YouTube of said product in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYRNPuVL4.

And my favorite mod, just found as I was thinking back on this, "12th Warrior" by Dr. Awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fyf6jLl5mo.

I had a similar formative experience, but with ModPlug Player

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

fuctifino posted:



My first computer, the Compukit UK101. It had an amazing 1Mhz 6502 processor, and my dad paid a small fortune to double the standard 4K of RAM to 8K.

They were mostly sold as kits, where you had to solder the individual components onto the PCB (including the keys).

This photo is sourced from the net, but my parents still have the computer stored in the attic.

guys I broke the rub out key again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

How about the futuristic amazingness that was PHOTONIX



This is a program for copying floppy disks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKfIJZ0npDI

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

mcbexx posted:

Remember the ZX Spectrum?

Maziacs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-oaiPTj1c

Manic Miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZYuGUCrkoU

A friend of mine wrote an editor for Manic Miner back in the days and we would one-up each other in creating the craziest levels which required pixel perfect jumps and diabolical timing to complete.

There's plenty of other gems from that era.
Jetpac, Atic Atac, Knight Lore (basically all games from "Ultimate play the game" were fantastic)

Just went to http://www.80stopgames.com/site/zx-spectrum-48k and got hit hard by flashback nostalgia. I still got my Speccy somewhere in the basement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts96J7HhO28

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

an AOL chatroom posted:

How about the futuristic amazingness that was PHOTONIX



This is a program for copying floppy disks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKfIJZ0npDI
Man, piracy nowadays just lacks style.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

can I buy all of these :fap:

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!
-

an actual frog has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Jun 24, 2020

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Mechanism Eight posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqd11jXew_g

Do modern pirates still throw lovely burns into their intros and keygens? :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4IDGAsyIMo

yep

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Mechanism Eight posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqd11jXew_g

Do modern pirates still throw lovely burns into their intros and keygens? :allears:

Here lies andy. peperony and chease.

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

Mr_Angry posted:

Back before mp3s and downloadable music became a thing, those of us with our SoundBlaster 16s were rocking out to music from Mod4Win, which for its time was pretty drat awesome. One of the few things I actually paid some money for and to this day I'm kind of sad that I never backed up my library of .MOD files as some of them were pretty good. Here's a screenshot of said product (this shows it running on Vista but I was using this back in the days of Windows 3.1):



And a YouTube of said product in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYRNPuVL4.

And my favorite mod, just found as I was thinking back on this, "12th Warrior" by Dr. Awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fyf6jLl5mo.

MOD files were awesome. One of my faves from that era:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3xHPIuX3s4

Edit: This one takes a little bit to get going, but once it does it's totally infectious.

Just do a search for Purple Motion. His stuff was top-shelf.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

And Alexander Brandon (+his aliases, Siren and Chromatic Dragon), Necros, Jester, Captain, Karsten Koch, Chromag... Or just start listening to BitJam radio and Nectarine, the amount of this stuff is near-endless.

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good

powerofrecall posted:

This irks me more than anything. Or indie games describing themselves as having "8 bit" graphics when they have VGA-like colors but with Atari-levels of detail in the sprites. I think there would be (is?) probably still a market for games with actual good low-res, low-color pixel art.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/267360/

Muri is probably one of the few games that successfully catches the feel from that era of gaming.

Speaking of classic crack screens...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQIvV5SPe3Y

One who mainly played pirated games may have mistaken Eaglesoft for an actual game developer considering how many good games they "released".

Really the whole "cracktro" culture was actually pretty cool and attracted a lot of talented people from the demoscene. I wonder if there's a way to download a big collection of these songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50WWFEBsgfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFqBkSJOYOQ

Original_Z has a new favorite as of 02:57 on Jan 17, 2016

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Original_Z posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/267360/

Muri is probably one of the few games that successfully catches the feel from that era of gaming.

Wow it's like someone just changed the sprites and the whole color scheme of Duke Nukem! Although it looks from the video like the gameplay is a little different, but some of it looks very similar.

If only they had a shareware episode 1 to get me hooked.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

muri definitely gets it right, but it only lasts like 90 minutes, as opposed to the years a clumsy child could lose in duke nukem.

Xali
Feb 6, 2006

Has Well of Souls been mentioned?

If not then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzXbhSK_RV8

Used to play this a lot, was surprised to see its still going

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Does anyone remember "hackoo"? If you sent like 10$ they'd mail you a CD full of Trojans and various viruses/" hacker tools"


13 year old me thought that was the coolest poo poo

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Does anyone remember "hackoo"? If you sent like 10$ they'd mail you a CD full of Trojans and various viruses/" hacker tools"


13 year old me thought that was the coolest poo poo

No, but that reminds me of Hecklers Online. I don't even know if they could be described as hacker tools, but sounds similar.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Does anyone remember "hackoo"? If you sent like 10$ they'd mail you a CD full of Trojans and various viruses/" hacker tools"


13 year old me thought that was the coolest poo poo

A couple of the BBSes I was on had the "Virus Creation Lab" software available in the files section. But just downloading it wasn't enough, you also had to have connections in the 1337 h4x0r community to learn the password to unzip it. :c00l:

:ssh: It was "Chiba City", which I'm pretty sure was a Neuromancer reference.

SuperTeeJay
Jun 14, 2015



The Packard Bell Navigator - a huge piece of poo poo that crippled a new and expensive PC, which was already buckling under the pressure of running Windows 95.



Worlds Chat was my first experience of a virtual world. It's actually still running in an updated 3D client, although I think it's about five people idling/dead.



Wireplay was BT's pay as you play gaming dialup service in the late 90s. It was an FPS paradise - 64 player Quake II, Action Quake, Unreal, the CS betas and Jedi Knight:



I was so bad at WASD controls that I used the directional arrows while my brother or friend used the force powers.



The UK's first dialup ISP to provide unlimited access for a monthly subscription. Playing Ultima Online for far too long wouldn't have been financially viable without it.



I paid £100 to import this beauty from California in 2001. Always-on and 512kbps ADSL revolutionised my time wasting, although I forgot to cancel the dialup subscription and second phone line for several months, which obviously pleased my mother.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

SuperTeeJay posted:

Wireplay was BT's pay as you play gaming dialup service in the late 90s. It was an FPS paradise - 64 player Quake II, Action Quake, Unreal, the CS betas and Jedi Knight:



So, basically a service that charged you to play games that were free to play over the internet?

SuperTeeJay
Jun 14, 2015

The_Franz posted:

So, basically a service that charged you to play games that were free to play over the internet?
Well, the internet wasn't free. Wireplay charged 6.5p peak/2.5p a minute for access to its closed network, while every ISP at the time required a subscription in addition to charging by the minute.

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.



http://www.graphicstablet.org/2011/03/koalapad-the-mother-of-them-all/

The Koala Pad.

I had one of these things. If you compare the resolution to a modern Wacom, it's 5080 lines per inch vs. 81, so it's 60x higher resolution today. With 2048 levels of pressure detection vs. 1.

It was so cool back in the day.

thoughts and prayers has a new favorite as of 23:24 on Jan 17, 2016

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I remember the ads. "Just point to what you want to do... and do it! :haw: "

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Also, Amigachat has had this running through my head for days now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWeO5IkCssk

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Buttcoin purse posted:

What we really need is a screen saver that runs a VM in VirtualBox that runs After Dark :v: I think I have a really old version of After Dark on floppies (or even just 1) somewhere, I think it was designed for Windows 3.x so it's not going to run on my 64-bit system!

If you're on a Mac, http://en.infinisys.co.jp/product/flyingtoasters/index.shtml works pretty well...

If you find that floppy and copy it I can see what can be done to get it working on modern Windows too :)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Xali posted:

Has Well of Souls been mentioned?

If not then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzXbhSK_RV8

Used to play this a lot, was surprised to see its still going

I don't think its really still going. My cousin still keeps a server for it up. He said on the rare occasions people get on there they just use it as a chat box.

I'm still waiting for Rocket Club

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

ashgromnies posted:

If you're on a Mac, http://en.infinisys.co.jp/product/flyingtoasters/index.shtml works pretty well...

If you find that floppy and copy it I can see what can be done to get it working on modern Windows too :)

Don't copy that floppy!

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Speaking of UO, d032 4ny1 271ll uNd3r274nD 13372p34k


I could type 1337speak as fast as I could type normally back in the day in uo


101 fUkk3n n00b 1 b37 j00 h4v3 a GM 7r41n3r

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Man, gently caress trammel

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Man, gently caress trammel

God drat right! gently caress TRAMMEL loving

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Anyone else remember ThePalace?


I used to haunt the Sci-Fi Channel server. Even remember having scripts installed to "zap" others.

Gorefluff
Aug 19, 2004
cuddly minotaur
I remember shoplifting this weird, maybe laptop-style RAM to put into my soundblaster sound card. No idea why my sound card had slots for more RAM, didn't seem to make my speakers work better.

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Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Gorefluff posted:

I remember shoplifting this weird, maybe laptop-style RAM to put into my soundblaster sound card. No idea why my sound card had slots for more RAM, didn't seem to make my speakers work better.

A quick search says that a few soundblaster cards had a slot for generic ram for upgrading the memory available for storing soundfonts.

The hell is a soundfont?

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