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CommonShore posted:Some friends of mine taught their baby a basic sign language. They better make youtube vids of that in action. That's amazing 
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BioEnchanted posted:They better make youtube vids of that in action. That's amazing It's pretty past-tense now. The kid is like 3 or 4. But it was just basic nouns with simple gestures. The only one I remember was "banana," which was just rubbing one index finger on the other (kinda like peeling a banana, right?) And whenever they'd say "banana" to him, or give him "banana," they'd use the gesture really clearly. It didn't take him long for him to start responding to such questions as "are you hungry?" with the "banana" gesture, and then scarfing down the bananas because he got exactly what he wanted.
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RFC2324 posted:I really want to say that doc was loving with you, but i have known some with REALLY bad ideas about medicine outside their field. oldpainless is a gimmick poster. EDIT: Well, not a gimmick so much as always sarcastic.
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CommonShore posted:It's pretty past-tense now. The kid is like 3 or 4.  Eeee. I like the mental image.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsYk0cdqWnQ I thought this was just a joke.
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When my first child was born the hospital made us watch a video about not shaking a baby that featured brain dead babies that had been shook. With the nurse in the room and everything I turned to my wife and said "know what all those kids have in common? None of them are crying." I think my wife got a dirtier look from the nurse than I did because she laughed.
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Grem posted:When my first child was born the hospital made us watch a video about not shaking a baby that featured brain dead babies that had been shook. With the nurse in the room and everything I turned to my wife and said "know what all those kids have in common? None of them are crying." I think my wife got a dirtier look from the nurse than I did because she laughed. 
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Cry about it. Or just get shook!
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Grem posted:When my first child was born the hospital made us watch a video about not shaking a baby that featured brain dead babies that had been shook. With the nurse in the room and everything I turned to my wife and said "know what all those kids have in common? None of them are crying." I think my wife got a dirtier look from the nurse than I did because she laughed. 
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Grem posted:When my first child was born the hospital made us watch a video about not shaking a baby that featured brain dead babies that had been shook. With the nurse in the room and everything I turned to my wife and said "know what all those kids have in common? None of them are crying." I think my wife got a dirtier look from the nurse than I did because she laughed. What do they do if you say "gently caress off" and refuse to watch their dumbass videos? Keep the baby until you do? Somehow I don't think those videos will keep some idiot from shaking their baby. In other news my husband has always wanted to make a shaken baby alarm clock-- it keeps crying until you shake it hard enough. I feel like Spencer's would happily sell it. Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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Scathach posted:What do they do if you say "gently caress off" and refuse to watch their dumbass videos? Keep the baby until you do? Somehow I don't think those videos will keep some idiot from shaking their baby. Telling people they shouldn't shake their babies isn't going to be 100% effective? Better not try at all, I guess.
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They make you watch a video about SIDS and the proper ways to lay a baby down to sleep before jury duty here. It's meant as a way to ensure that people from all walks of life will see it, but testimonials from grieving parents are a little hard to take when it's 730 in the morning and you have an exciting day of jury duty selection ahead of you.
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Wanamingo posted:Telling people they shouldn't shake their babies isn't going to be 100% effective? Better not try at all, I guess. Yeah, honestly paint can shakers are way more reliable than parents truth be told.
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i really love this mentality of "omg people need to be more aware of this!" and when someone asks them they absolutely are unable to respond with good resources and just "go research yourself you scum"
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Crow Jane posted:They make you watch a video about SIDS and the proper ways to lay a baby down to sleep before jury duty here. It's meant as a way to ensure that people from all walks of life will see it, but testimonials from grieving parents are a little hard to take when it's 730 in the morning and you have an exciting day of jury duty selection ahead of you. Before jury duty? Christ. I feel as if people who are stupid/violent aren't exactly going to listen, and I'd be a bit insulted. Then again I was a upset that the ER asked me multiple times if I was in an abusive relationship and needed help when I went in for a life-threatening bacterial infection.
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As long as they don't comment on my things I quite like having crazies in my feed. When this guy sent me a friend request a couple of years ago, his timeline was full of videos of him singing about gemstones having feelings. Him and his friends all type out really long and wanky updates about pagan gods semi-regularly.   I didn't bother to click "see more" on this one but the gibberish comment made me laugh 
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Simply Simon posted:I saw this in a book, in Germany. It's very real and international even. I am a Chemist and it was very hard to politely ask the book's owner why she had bought this absurd garbage. Laetrile is the pseudoscience treatment that killed Steve McQueen. He stopped using conventional medicine for his cancer and went to Mexico instead to be treated with laetrile and coffee enemas, and he died.
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Dogfish posted:Laetrile is the pseudoscience treatment that killed Steve McQueen. He stopped using conventional medicine for his cancer and went to Mexico instead to be treated with coffee enemas, Now they call those Steve mccreams
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Grem posted:When my first child was born the hospital made us watch a video about not shaking a baby that featured brain dead babies that had been shook. With the nurse in the room and everything I turned to my wife and said "know what all those kids have in common? None of them are crying." I think my wife got a dirtier look from the nurse than I did because she laughed. How long after your baby was born did they show you brain-dead infants?
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cash crab posted:How long after your baby was born did they show you brain-dead infants? You know, the more you seem shocked at our rear end in a top hat tactics, the more I want to move to Canada. I think I'm only a few hours to the border anyway.
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Scathach posted:You know, the more you seem shocked at our rear end in a top hat tactics, the more I want to move to Canada. I think I'm only a few hours to the border anyway.  No, but seriously: is this a thing they do to Americans? Like, you just spent thousands of dollars to do what amounts to pushing a potroast through a Cheerio and they're going to traumatize you by showing you limp babies? A warm coat is worth the immigration.
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https://twitter.com/WWEHOFerSunny/status/688916138743459840 I also found this while trying to find a rant from her a while ago http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/tammy-sytch-responds-rumors-wwe-upset/ 
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cash crab posted:How long after your baby was born did they show you brain-dead infants? The day after, same day as discharge. Basically they said "we have to watch this video before we discharge you" then rolled a tv into the room and started the video.
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cash crab posted:
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Picnic Princess posted:You are legit forgetting our PSAs on TV. Shameful. Yeah eh? face scalded off because of a cooking oil spill? That accident will hopefully never happen to me because of that commercial. Thanks Canadian government!
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Grem posted:The day after, same day as discharge. Basically they said "we have to watch this video before we discharge you" then rolled a tv into the room and started the video. I can't imagine showing a new parent a video of brain-damaged babies. Hooooooly poo poo. I guess it's probably more effective than the pamphlets we give out on healthy parenting, which I imagine end up unread in a drawer like 95% of the world's pamphlets, but...hoooooooly poo poo.
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Grem posted:The day after, same day as discharge. Basically they said "we have to watch this video before we discharge you" then rolled a tv into the room and started the video. I'm an rear end in a top hat: I would push the TV away and leave. This whole treating parents like they're infants thing is bullshit. lovely parents won't listen to a movie anyway, so it's a useless, insulting tactic and pointless to boot. I'm like an hour from the border, but I'm also a poor artist. I'd love to change countries if I was able. Our country is losing its poo poo. Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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When things get too legal, you can always call upon the Harvey Birdman of the Attorney At Law World 
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Scathach posted:I'm an rear end in a top hat: I would push the TV away and leave. This whole treating parents like they're infants thing is bullshit. lovely parents won't listen to a movie anyway, so it's a useless, insulting tactic and pointless to boot. Well, maybe a bit of context will help, this was a military hospital. Treating military members like they're infants is probably the smart way to go.
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TYPE AMEN At what point as a Christian do you not feel obligated to type AMEN everytime someone on your feed shares one of these? 
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Looks like Jesus got lit up with a machine gun. Amen.
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