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Deviant posted:It's just a name. Ahh, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
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DizzyBum posted:Ahh, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea. I guess that's why we beat them in football nearly half the time. 
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Root Bear posted:I guess that's why we beat them in football nearly half the time. What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall.
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Class3KillStorm posted:What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall. I don't know why they even bothered to show up. They barely even won!
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Jan 16, 2016 01:28
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Root Bear posted:I guess that's why we beat them in football nearly half the time. Root Bear takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thank's to Root Bear's patented last second magic, the final score of Superbowl XXX - Denver 7, San Francisco 56.
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Jan 16, 2016 02:02
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Root Bear takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thank's to Root Bear's patented last second magic, the final score of Superbowl XXX - Denver 7, San Francisco 56.  Awww...the Denver Broncos?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Root Bear takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thank's to Root Bear's patented last second magic, the final score of Superbowl XXX - Denver 7, San Francisco 56. WooHoo! 
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We interrupt this public affairs thread to bring you a football gameday thread.Root Bear posted:WooHoo!
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If I still love this thread, I'd say bet on Washington. If I don't, Buffalo.
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NoMoneyDown posted:If I still love this thread, I'd say bet on Washington.  Hey Buddy, What you got ridin on this thread? My daughter What a gambler!
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Jan 16, 2016 05:19
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Root Bear posted:WooHoo! Get back to work!
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Jan 16, 2016 05:30
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Writer Cath posted:Get back to work! Make me 
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Writer Cath posted:Get back to work! You.... guff-talking work-slacker!
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Skeesix posted:You.... guff-talking work-slacker! Oooo. Good comeback.
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TMMadman posted:Oooo. Good comeback. Now THAT'S sarcasm!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Now THAT'S sarcasm! Are you kidding me? This baby's off the charts! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:Now THAT'S sarcasm! What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless quote?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Are you kidding me? This baby's off the charts! Who's been screwing with this thing? 
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DizzyBum posted:Ahh, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea. Uh...hey look! Someone's attractive cousin!
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TMMadman posted:What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless quote? I am in flavor country... It's a big country.
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Root Bear posted:Who's been screwing with this thing? Latex... con-dome. Boy I'd sure like to live in one of those!
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Writer Cath posted:Latex... con-dome. Boy I'd sure like to live in one of those! So our family of the future is once again together and happy. Writer Cath brings Jerusalem the evening paper - one of six editions printed daily. Want to know what happened in YOSPOS yesterday? Read the paper. And if Mom and Dad want a little privacy, Skeesix can be flash-frozen until further notice. Because this is the most wonderful world of all - the world of tomorrow.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:So our family of the future is once again together and happy. Writer Cath brings Jerusalem the evening paper - one of six editions printed daily. Want to know what happened in YOSPOS yesterday? Read the paper. ....does anyone want to switch seats?
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:And if Mom and Dad want a little privacy, Skeesix can be flash-frozen until further notice. Further notice? But I want Skeesix flash-frozen now.
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Do over Ham posted:Further notice? But I want Skeesix flash-frozen now. Knife goes in! Guts come out! That's what Osaka fish concern is all about!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:So our family of the future is once again together and happy. Writer Cath brings Jerusalem the evening paper - one of six editions printed daily. Want to know what happened in YOSPOS yesterday? Read the paper. Is that you, Fruitbat? Whoa! Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks.
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IMJack posted:Is that you, Fruitbat? Whoa! Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks. Moon Pie...what a time to be alive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu32fBkiHFE
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Everything Counts posted:....does anyone want to switch seats? Yes, I would, Kent.
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Do over Ham posted:Further notice? But I want Skeesix flash-frozen now. Who unplugged my freezer? Return to your state of living death at once, sir!
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After The War posted:Who unplugged my freezer? Return to your state of living death at once, sir! Look at this little plastic couple. Hmm, so full of hopes, potential, dreams for the future. Hey After The War, wouldn't it be weird if they had little parties at night? Wee little parties?
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After The War posted:Who unplugged my freezer? Return to your state of living death at once, sir! After the War, can you set the oven to cold?
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Do over Ham posted:Look at this little plastic couple. Hmm, so full of hopes, potential, dreams for the future. Well, I'd be honored to wear those...   ... things.
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IMJack posted:Well, I'd be honored to wear those... Bacon? Ham?? Pork chops???
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IMJack posted:Is that you, Fruitbat? Whoa! Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks. Oh god I'm a freak! 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Oh god I'm a freak! 
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TMMadman posted:After the War, can you set the oven to cold? Uh, while we're waiting, why don't I read from the Sunday bulletin? Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer.
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Can't quote now.....eating.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Uh, while we're waiting, why don't I read from the Sunday bulletin? Card table for sale. Top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. Tramampoline! Trambapoline!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Oh god I'm a freak! Paramount wants you for a buddy comedy with Rob Lowe and Hugh Grant.
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Monday_ posted:Paramount wants you for a buddy comedy with Rob Lowe and Hugh Grant. The important thing is, it has the perfect part for you. For either of you. It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct.
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