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Khazar-khum posted:Not Always Leaning: "  My teacher validated my pedophilic fan fiction. How do you like them apples"
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cash crab posted:" Not just pedophilic, sado-masochistic too! :iamafag: 
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Jan 14, 2016 20:12
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poo poo that did happen when I was still an English major: I knocked on the head of department's door and asked "hey, you got a minute" and he pointed to his monitor and said "well not really, I'm trying to get myself interested in this text... you know what, come in, what's up".
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Jan 14, 2016 20:34
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Pththya-lyi posted:Not just pedophilic, sado-masochistic too! :iamafag: Hey man you can't complain about pedo fanfic, I have it on good authority that all mainstream porn is Barely Legal Sluts With Butts XVI, there is pedo bait in that too so don't you DARE complain to me about my fanfic in which a literal 15-year-old gets it on with an adult - Literally everyone on fanfiction.net and AO3
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Jan 15, 2016 02:05
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Khazar-khum posted:Bellatrix fan fiction The real story: I am a desperately awkward weirdo who has a girl-crush on one of my college lecturers. In class, instead of paying attention to her lecture, I daydream that she lets me hang out with her and that I discover she likes the same weird poo poo I'm into. I have such terrible social skills, however, that I can't have a real conversation with another person even in my daydream, so for most of it we just sit in the same room silently.
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Jan 15, 2016 04:04
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Lowly posted:The real story: I am a desperately awkward weirdo who has a girl-crush on one of my college lecturers. In class, instead of paying attention to her lecture, I daydream that she lets me hang out with her and that I discover she likes the same weird poo poo I'm into. I have such terrible social skills, however, that I can't have a real conversation with another person even in my daydream, so for most of it we just sit in the same room silently. Why did she mention she was an ill undergraduate? Did she mean she was mentally ill so she needed to be supervised while alone?
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Jan 15, 2016 05:17
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cash crab posted:I'm sure no sane person alive thinks that Canada is an adorable snowy episode of loving Sesame Street. Anyway, I suspect OP was trying to pass that off as a real story because she also posted this dumbass anecdote: not my grandpa but there's an olddude at the factory where i work who tells a very similar joke he's cool as hell
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Jan 15, 2016 12:19
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quote:I got a ticket for “unsafe lane change”. If you don’t know what that means, it means I was going the speed limit, put my turn signal on, and changed lanes - in front of a cop who was speeding. stdh tumblr
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Jan 16, 2016 06:53
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So like, they're just straight up admitting they pulled over right in front of faster traffic without waiting for an opening, and they're surprised about getting a ticket?
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Jan 16, 2016 07:42
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FicusArt posted:So like, they're just straight up admitting they pulled over right in front of faster traffic without waiting for an opening, and they're surprised about getting a ticket? Yeah but someone else was breaking the law so my breaking the law doesn't count 
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Jan 16, 2016 07:47
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Yeah but someone else was breaking the law so my breaking the law doesn't count And he was a cop so I get bonus Internet points for my katana. CMOA. quote:This troper has multiple Crowning Moments of Awesome ... yes, I'm just that awesome.
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Jan 16, 2016 09:08
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I'm pretty sure what actually happened was he misjudged how far behind him the cop was, or he's one of those annoying people who brakes while changing lanes, and cut him off. If you don't think that's going to get you a ticket almost every single time (unless you find a rare cop who can be softened by crying/begging), you haven't interacted with traffic cops very often. The rest of the story is just silly - why would a cop just stand there for 20+ extra minutes to be interrogated? It's not like cops are ouija board ghosts where they hang around answering your questions until you officially dismiss them.
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Jan 16, 2016 09:13
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm pretty sure what actually happened was he misjudged how far behind him the cop was, or he's one of those annoying people who brakes while changing lanes, and cut him off. If you don't think that's going to get you a ticket almost every single time (unless you find a rare cop who can be softened by crying/begging), you haven't interacted with traffic cops very often. Don't you know? If you steal a cop's time, you're the cop now!
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Jan 16, 2016 11:07
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I successfully detained a police officer for 27 minutes and kept him from attending to robberies and domestic violence.
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Jan 16, 2016 13:52
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3759912
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Jan 16, 2016 14:40
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Khazar-khum posted:This troper has multiple Crowning Moments of Awesome ... yes, I'm just that awesome.
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Jan 16, 2016 15:45
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I don't know if this link being here is supposed to mean those weren't said, but I personally remember this being taught in a public school Thin Privilege posted:- "Condoms aren't effective because the holes (pores) in them aren't small enough to stop it, so the AIDS virus can get through and infect you."
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Jan 16, 2016 16:52
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Sentient Data posted:I don't know if this link being here is supposed to mean those weren't said, but I personally remember this being taught in a public school I'm pretty sure it's like that PYF things kids say thread and others like it - almost all are made up or at the very least heavily embellished, and the most boring ones are true. Kind of like the stories in this thread - most fake, some plausible.
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Jan 16, 2016 17:09
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Khazar-khum posted:
It was me, I was the Lead Teen.
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Jan 16, 2016 18:28
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Sentient Data posted:I don't know if this link being here is supposed to mean those weren't said, but I personally remember this being taught in a public school Wasn't one of Slowbeef's old Webcam Ward videos about just this?
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Jan 17, 2016 17:34
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Khazar-khum posted:CMOA. These feel like shooting fish in a barrel with regards to this thread.
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Jan 17, 2016 20:29
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Jan 17, 2016 20:29
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"I pray for those waste of parents who left him by himself!" ... Just like I did!
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Jan 17, 2016 20:40
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So...she left him with random strangers instead of calling the police? Worst humlebrag ever.
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Jan 17, 2016 20:40
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Judge Tesla posted:Wasn't one of Slowbeef's old Webcam Ward videos about just this? It was fake.
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Jan 17, 2016 21:37
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That dude is some sort of Facebook star or some poo poo. His whole profile is full of STDH and he always likes his own posts. E: 
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Jan 17, 2016 22:19
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Man shits self in mall, makes up excuse and story
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Jan 17, 2016 22:23
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Scathach posted:That dude is some sort of Facebook star or some poo poo. His whole profile is full of STDH and he always likes his own posts. I'm down to the point where a $5 sandwich is important to me, so let's go ahead and put nearly half of the money on the lottery instead of a bag of potatoes or a couple pounds of cheap bone-in meat
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Jan 17, 2016 22:56
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Sentient Data posted:I'm down to the point where a $5 sandwich is important to me, so let's go ahead and put nearly half of the money on the lottery instead of a bag of potatoes or a couple pounds of cheap bone-in meat Meat? But he's a veeegan and he'll loudly tell you about it.
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Jan 18, 2016 00:06
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quote:Calling Out Their Stupidity So witty!
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Jan 18, 2016 00:18
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You loving garbage piece of poo poo scammer, how dare you tell me [wrong price]? Get the hell out of here and never return! Yes, I am good at my job, which is communicating with people to sell them goods and services!
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Jan 18, 2016 00:24
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Sentient Data posted:I don't know if this link being here is supposed to mean those weren't said, but I personally remember this being taught in a public school It did happen, and it happens a lot. Schools get extra funding to teach abstinence-only education and $$$ is $$$. http://thinkprogress.org/health/2015/05/04/3653784/congress-funding-abstinence-only/ https://www.hrw.org/reports/2004/philippines0504/5.htm https://books.google.com/books?id=p...condoms&f=false https://www.hrw.org/news/2005/03/30/uganda-abstinence-only-programs-hijack-aids-success-story
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Jan 18, 2016 00:46
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Thin Privilege posted:It did happen, and it happens a lot. Schools get extra funding to teach abstinence-only education and $$$ is $$$. I too was taught this in school and it was a wicked long time before I figured out the truth.
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Jan 18, 2016 01:21
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I literally only learned that was wrong right now from this discussion.
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Jan 18, 2016 01:36
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The best way to keep kids from making kids is to teach My Little Pony in schools
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Jan 18, 2016 01:41
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Byzantine posted:I literally only learned that was wrong right now from this discussion. Good news! Masturbating doesn't make you go blind or give you hairy palms, either.
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Jan 18, 2016 01:44
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Wanamingo posted:Good news! Masturbating doesn't make you go blind or give you hairy palms, either.
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Jan 18, 2016 01:44
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Byzantine posted:I literally only learned that was wrong right now from this discussion. I'm pretty sure I learned it from somewhere in PYF too, meaning this subforum has provided more successful sex education than many American schools apparently.
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 Jesus, you guys. I know American sex ed was bad, but yeesh.
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