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Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

The Millenial Problem

# ? Jan 18, 2016 00:25

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:29

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

You either die a cuck or live long enough to see yourself become a Hitler.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 02:43

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Maoist Pussy posted:

You either die a cucker or live long enough to see yourself become a cuckold .

# ? Jan 18, 2016 03:09

Psychotic Weasel: Jun 24, 2004; Bang! You're dead.

Degeneracy is Treason is my new favourite saying - it'd make a great slogan for the resurgence of fascism in the 21st century.

Thanks for that, by the way, millennials. Glad those 66 million people died for nothing.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 03:50

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Degeneracy is Treason is my new favourite saying - it'd make a great slogan for the resurgence of fascism in the 21st century.

Thanks for that, by the way, millennials. Glad those 66 million people died for nothing.

if u think about it, everybody dies 4 nothing

;_____;

# ? Jan 18, 2016 09:43

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Horniest Manticore posted:

if u think about it, everybody dies 4 nothing

;_____;

But as we've seen, some people die for a rad GoPro video

# ? Jan 18, 2016 17:51

ArgoATX: Dec 10, 2014

BONGHITZ posted:

He isn't wrong.

"niggers lol"

back to having text sex with strangers, loser :fh:

# ? Jan 18, 2016 19:34

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Horniest Manticore posted:

;_____;

# ? Jan 18, 2016 19:35

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Degeneracy is Treason is my new favourite saying - it'd make a great slogan for the resurgence of fascism in the 21st century.

Thanks for that, by the way, millennials. Glad those 66 million people died for nothing.

you're very welcome

# ? Jan 18, 2016 20:15

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Grandmother of Five posted:

it seems to me that milennials basically come in three types of people, all of which are extremely fail.

1 the hipster style of guy with big beard, tattoos and low body fat. he think he's hot poo poo, but reality is that none of that stuff is needed by society. oh, you want to improve society? well douche bag, how about taking an actual useful degree that will contribute something meaningful like stem and IT degrees. guess what, he wont. he will be content playing the apps that other people coded, not knowing poo poo about code himself

2 the hot chick who takes pictures of her frekinbg lunch - who needs to see this? nobody that's how. even worse, sometimes these females are moms. it's one thing to contribute to overpopulating the planet, but posting pictures of happy family get togethers on line where i can see it? fuck_off. i'd bang her through

3: the friend of the family and the jew. these guys control the lower and higher levels of the entertainment industry, respectively, and as an extension of that; society, and are the reason why gaming has gone to hell

# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:26

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Grandmother of Five posted:

it seems to me that milennials basically come in three types of people, all of which are extremely fail.

1 the hipster style of guy with big beard, tattoos and low body fat. he think he's hot poo poo, but reality is that none of that stuff is needed by society. oh, you want to improve society? well douche bag, how about taking an actual useful degree that will contribute something meaningful like stem and IT degrees. guess what, he wont. he will be content playing the apps that other people coded, not knowing poo poo about code himself

2 the hot chick who takes pictures of her frekinbg lunch - who needs to see this? nobody that's how. even worse, sometimes these females are moms. it's one thing to contribute to overpopulating the planet, but posting pictures of happy family get togethers on line where i can see it? fuck_off. i'd bang her through

3: the friend of the family and the jew. these guys control the lower and higher levels of the entertainment industry, respectively, and as an extension of that; society, and are the reason why gaming has gone to hell

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idk mang

pretty sure all those cool coders making the next candy crush or isle attack game aren't doing much for society

# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:39

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

Millenial Historians

The scenario they pose doesn't even add up. The only way that she could not be paid was if she was a slave. In which case slavery wasn't illegal back then and slaves worked for free because they were slaves. And it was rare for slaves to know how to read and write.

Or she was not a slave and just incredibly stupid by being unable to figure out how to get money for her work. Because the ancient greeks and romans had commission fees which was centuries before and the practice persisted even after rome fell. Like drat even Egypt figured this poo poo out.

Latest Weird Shakespeare News I heard was Shakespeare was like the Goldman Sachs of wheat speculation in 1600s England and was a total miser and rear end in a top hat
Pretty good for an illiterate

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:17

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

http://www.snopes.com/amelia-bassano-william-shakespeare/

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:17

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Degeneracy is Treason is my new favourite saying - it'd make a great slogan for the resurgence of fascism in the 21st century.

Thanks for that, by the way, millennials. Glad those 66 million people died for nothing.

New millions will always seek to make themselves worthy of death, and Fascism will be always defend us from them, like a guardian angel.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:37

ArgoATX: Dec 10, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

New millions will always seek to make themselves worthy of death, and Fascism will be always defend us from them, like a guardian angel.

do you mean like that time hitler killed himself because he was a fag

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:40

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

ArgoATX posted:

do you mean like that time hitler killed himself because he was a fag

What? No, I'm right here.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:47

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Hitler will always live on in our hearts. We are all Hitler.

(hello, very confused historians in 3016!)

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:59

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This is how i pose with millennials too

# ? Jan 19, 2016 05:26

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Millennials

# ? Jan 19, 2016 21:58

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Millennials

i'm the guy with the animu picture of the Ukranian diplomat taped to his wall

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:04

Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Millennials

im the black guy in the poster drinking a tiny cup of coffee (these are terrible)

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:07

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Millennials

I guess I am the most normal one with a band aid on his face?

However I don't have helmet on my desk or cut myself shaving.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:08

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Snatch Duster posted:

I guess I am the most normal one with a band aid on his face?

However I don't have helmet on my desk or cut myself shaving.

You're a dweeb.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:11

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

satanic splash-back posted:

You're a dweeb.

but i am not though

i treat work as work am not compelled to share my personal interests with coworkers or clutter up "my space" with crap

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:21

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Millennials

just lol at steve jobs and then They Live poster above it

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:26

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

immediately spotted the exact model of office chair we have, lol
otoh no fingerboards, no cardboard boxes used as monitor stands, no happy meal toys

C+

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:39

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Gonna put up a poster on my wall of a japanese dude suckin' on a titty.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:53

5er: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 15 hours!

OMFG FURRY posted:

just lol at steve jobs and then They Live poster above it

creative_services_department.jpg

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:53

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Millennials

I'm the dude whose decor features the trifecta of star wars, anime girls and portraits of porn stars

# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:20

The Mantis: Jul 19, 2004; what is yall sayin?

I'm the one on the killer triple monitor set up posting itt right now :smug:

# ? Jan 19, 2016 23:53

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I'm confused by the chick with the maddie ziegler and random butt selfie print outs.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 00:14

Gildiss: Aug 24, 2010; Grimey Drawer

I'm the Adobe website in TYOOL 2016.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 01:02

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

OMFG FURRY posted:

just lol at steve jobs and then They Live poster above it

I think this might be tongue in cheek since the apply fanboy is the only desk with absolutely no personalization or work being actively done. E. Except for cell phone girl

# ? Jan 20, 2016 15:43

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I think this might be tongue in cheek since the apply fanboy is the only desk with absolutely no personalization or work being actively done. E. Except for cell phone girl

I doubt it, it's just keeping in with the theme of Apple's minimalist design. The drawings are nice but they're very much in the vein of "thumbs up" only social media culture. No meanies.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 01:21