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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Come on dude, don't leave me hanging!

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I would high-five a raccoon but ONLY if it said something cute afterwards like "hup" or "relp"

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
A classic, now in Japanese Vine form: Raccoon gets cotton candy.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

mycot posted:

A classic, now in Japanese Vine form: Raccoon gets cotton candy.

When he's grabbing around in the water trying to figure out where it went is super sad.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

















Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
Today I looked up the etymology of the word "raccoon". It's from Algonquian and means roughly "he scratches with the hands."


Semi-related fun fact, English also borrowed the Algonquian word "mohawk," which means cannibal.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Man I didn't even like ed edd and eddy and I recognized that plank immediately

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Semisponge posted:

Semi-related fun fact, English also borrowed the Algonquian word "mohawk," which means cannibal.

Mohawk's were a member of the Iroquis nation, which was enemies of the Huron nation. I could see them making their name for one who eats other people an enemy. Like Barbarians were anyone who didn't speak Latin to the romans.

Origins of Cotton Candy Raccoon.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/the-amazing-origin-of-cotton-candy-raccoon-has-finally-been#.ur1rVxAV7p

God drat you Japanese game shows.

McPantserton
Jan 19, 2005

IRONICALLY SWEALTERING

One of my friends posted this to my Facebook and I was immediately enraged that this guy isn't one of my optional Fallout companions. If he were though his name would be Fat Man.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

McPantserton posted:

... Fallout companions. If he were though his name would be Fat Man.

:perfect:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I can't see the vine that was posted, but guess what, he figures it out: https://imgur.com/zH0Tvcn

e: no, twistedmentat beat me again. This is my fault.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

twistedmentat posted:

Mohawk's were a member of the Iroquis nation, which was enemies of the Huron nation. I could see them making their name for one who eats other people an enemy. Like Barbarians were anyone who didn't speak Latin to the romans.

Goonsay like hell here, but it was the Greeks who called everyone else "barbaroi", not the Romans. "Barbaros", incidentally, means "beard" as well as "foreigner".

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Who washes the washbears?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Eponine posted:

Who washes the washbears?



The penultimate majesty washbear, god among trashcats

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:



The penultimate majesty washbear, god among trashcats

If not the washbear above, then who among them could possibly be the ultimate trash panda?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
NY Times: Raccoons Invade Brooklyn

Great article, great comments

quote:

Releasing a racoon in a urban park or some place that appears to be a forest is irresponsible. Rocky Raccoon will find his way back to New York pizza, the best in the world!

quote:

One night I was planning to go out, when I opened the door to see three raccoons staring at me like gang members daring me to cross into their territory. I stayed in.

quote:

“If they’re acting funny, we euthanize them,” said Abraham Meirovitz of Pest Off Exterminating, also in Brooklyn. Otherwise, he said, they are taken to “like, a state park.”

For $100 to $300 per trap, trappers will check traps daily and make unlimited raccoon runs. Most said they released raccoons at least five miles from where they were caught, but in keeping with state law, not across county lines — meaning that most raccoons caught in Brooklyn stay in Brooklyn.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Portland Trash Core Band Outed as Three Raccoons with a Drum Machine

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Awesome headline.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I am pleased with the random imgur URL on this image

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




A Florida raccoon story with a happy ending! :neckbeard:
https://www.facebook.com/ManateeSheriff/posts/10153795176845502

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A happy story from my home state, for a change.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

cash crab posted:



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Interspecies dating...best dating??

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Looks like cash crab had some pretty wild years in college

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

goose fleet posted:

Looks like cash crab had some pretty wild years in college

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:



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Where is the Brazzers logo?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

cash crab posted:



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Uh, mods?

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

whiteyfats posted:

Where is the Brazzers logo?

In our hearts.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

cash crab posted:



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What a pervert.

Who the hell wears the watch on their right wrist?

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Left handed people?

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Well, yet another reason they shouldn't be trusted.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Aramek posted:

Well, yet another reason they shouldn't be trusted.

Raccoons be all "where the white women at?"

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
she got the trashcan fever

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




A Party

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Hello friend! Welcome to the Trash Party!

:toot:

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Mouse Dresser posted:

Hello friend! Welcome to the Trash Party!

:toot:



Charlie Day is taking this photo, isn't he?

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bina posted:

Charlie Day is taking this photo, isn't he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuujdinLv8

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