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Crust First posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k one knife ye hand, one life ye hard. what a perfect lie makes u think
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Otana posted:Ughhhh that is the worst. I'm not a professional chef by any means but I learned how to cook through trial and error and having a couple of good, sharp knives makes things so much easier. Whenever a friend asks me to cook at their place it always makes me nervous because I have no idea what kind of state they keep their knives in, or whether they have more than like, one small pot and a non-stick frying pan. My in-laws are decent people but by god they can boil pasta to death. Several years back we went to visit them and I volunteered to cook for them one night. I'm knocking around the kitchen looking for a knife to cut potatoes with, give up, and ask where it is. My mom pulls open a drawer full to bursting with utensils, plunges her hand in, and pulls out the sorriest looking knife I've ever seen in my life. When I take it in hand, it weighs about three ounces. It's obvious by how worn yet rough the wooden handle is that they've put this through the dishwasher for as long as they've had it. The blade is so bent and ribboned you could have effectively used it as one of these.  I put it back.
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Slugnoid posted:one knife ye hand, one life ye hard. what a perfect lie
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Humboldt Squid posted:As someone who chops up 50-100lbs of onions a week this is like nails on a chalkboard This is not getting anywhere near enough  . My boss makes handmade samosas (which are probably vegan and gluten free) that are the best thing I've ever tasted and this...is just an abomination.
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is cum vegan? edit: asking for a friend
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Jan 18, 2016 16:11
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only if you have the cummer's permission
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Jan 18, 2016 17:14
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Aesop Poprock posted:Alright UK, NZ or AUS, you guys are the ones who put beans on toast so one of you are gonna have to take the blame here. I know this pic is from the UK but one of you started this and one of you has to end it Beans on toast is great, simple and cheap. I'm not going to defend the cucumber usage though.
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Nascardad posted:Very sad pancakes I mean, yeah "buttery spread" is pretty sad, but what is wrong with the pancakes themselves other than lighting?
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Iron Crowned posted:I mean, yeah "buttery spread" is pretty sad, but what is wrong with the pancakes themselves other than lighting? Different sizes?
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Humboldt Squid posted:As someone who chops up 50-100lbs of onions a week this is like nails on a chalkboard Dude is actively trying to look worse then Fieri.
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Zopotantor posted:The Lapin Kulta is probably the most offensive thing in that picture. this is the guy: [google translated swedish article] https://translate.google.com/transl...g%2F&edit-text=
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WereJace posted:This is not getting anywhere near enough The pomegranate was a bit weird but I was still down until he just smooched the whole thing together, that's not a samosa
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Sakurazuka posted:The pomegranate was a bit weird but I was still down until he just smooched the whole thing together, that's not a samosa At that point, why even bother with a dough? It's just a loving mashed potato pancake. One of the related videos was a girl with ill-conceived baby bangs who made a gluten-free samosa by using rice paper wrappers as outer covering. She didn't just mash a bunch of poo poo together and call it a samosa.
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Humboldt Squid posted:As someone who chops up 50-100lbs of onions a week this is like nails on a chalkboard I was afraid that she'd lose a finger but then I realized it was such a lovely knife that it was unlikely to even cut her. I will admit, my dad cuts onions like that and I berate him every time I see him cook. His knives are so dull that it's more like smashing than cutting. He cuts peppers the same way as her as well. Tons of waste and always a quarter of a pepper or an onion in the fridge. For Christ's sake, just cut up a whole onion! It won't hurt anything. I love the mashed samosa bites recipe. It's nothing like a samosa so that's what makes it good! Vegan too! Also, what the heck is an "Executive Sous Chef" as listed in the credits? Either you're the executive chef, or sous chef. You can't be both.
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Eponine posted:At that point, why even bother with a dough? It's just a loving mashed potato pancake. One of the related videos was a girl with ill-conceived baby bangs who made a gluten-free samosa by using rice paper wrappers as outer covering. She didn't just mash a bunch of poo poo together and call it a samosa. Uh, excuse me, the samosas rat-fieri made weren't "mashed together," they were folded. It's a French technique (ever heard of a CRUSONT???). The hand tattoos make this cuisine Indian-French-Japanese fusion. I get the feeling this guy was just a guest on the cruise. I've never been on a cruise but I assume the cooking is more competent than this.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:By 2025, our moms will be emailing us about these danked blunt they rolled up. also been dropping hints whenever mine came up ever since but nnnnope
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Jan 18, 2016 20:11
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The "samosa" itself didn't look too bad, but watching that guy mix everything with rings on his fingers grossed me out. I know it's a normal thing for people to mix and knead with their bare hands, but it's so unsanitary. Yuck.
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Jan 18, 2016 20:40
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Why didn't he take his rings off when doing his play-dough pancakes? Should be Hygiene 101, really. efb
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Facebook delivers again I have no clue what it is, but it's traditional from Panama 
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Sweet As Sin posted:Facebook delivers again It looks like an injured meat whale rising from the depths of a sewage lake to serenade me.
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Sweet As Sin posted:Facebook delivers again http://www.aswesawit.com/panamanian-sancocho/ that's sancocho, it's basically panamanian chicken soup
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Jan 18, 2016 23:55
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cash crab posted:I thought this was some kind of video game controller I'm rolling with "rotting slimy rhinoceros beetle larva"
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cash crab posted:I thought this was some kind of video game controller Picnic Princess posted:I'm rolling with "rotting slimy rhinoceros beetle larva" It looks more like a pickle with Peyronie's Disease to me.
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Sinestro posted:It looks more like a pickle with Peyronie's Disease to me. D: I didn't need to know that existed!
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Dodecalypse posted:where can i find these wonderful things Wal-mart in the south. It took me a few seconds to realize that they weren't individually-packaged pickles but were, in fact, sleeves of pickle juice.
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Sweet As Sin posted:Facebook delivers again It looks like it wants to fight.
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Sleeveless posted:Wal-mart in the south. Which can be frozen, in case a pickle popsicle appeals to you.
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MasterFugu posted:http://www.aswesawit.com/panamanian-sancocho/ Oh! I've had it, but I had never seen such a horrible picture of it
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Jan 19, 2016 03:39
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Aww! Shrimp funeral!
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My favorite part of this thread is the desperate signaling that the poster does in fact know basic kitchen skills and likes offal. Goood job, you told a stranger.
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If that second picture was the end result of microwaving what was in the first than that's probably the single most attractive microwave meal I've ever seen
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cash crab posted:Aww! Shrimp funeral! Oh my loving god. Thanks for reminding me of the worst trip I ever had. (Do NOT peak while working at a sea food restaurant...)
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Was this cut in a cheese slicer? I see lines.
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