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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
They get in close and there is a lot of slapping and grappling
The older tougher ones punch and choke.

Wasn't lucky enough to catch a kick pic but they got in a few good ones in.

The kicks are fast and brutal. A well landed one sounds like a drum followed by a pained grunt.

I've seen a kick end a fight and it probably broke bones. Maybe a fatality

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
This lasted 5 minutes and was pretty even

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
These two don't stand a chance with the alpha and will stay out of it's way.

Two high status males really going at it can be a disturbing thing to watch.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Duck mafia. Theres so many of them now.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:


Duck mafia. Theres so many of them now.

I hope they teach that evil rabbit A LESSON!
:cop:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The baby duck has grown into a normal duck. The funny looking chicken follows it round still and i think the duck feels like the cooler one of the pair. Tried to get a pic but its very bright outside and theyre in the shade so my phone camera isnt up to it.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
i set up a computer desk next to my bed and every morning my rabbit wakes me up climbing on my head to get on my desk and eat sunflower seeds

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Saucy carrot

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Hey bebby.......

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

i set up a computer desk next to my bed and every morning my rabbit wakes me up climbing on my head to get on my desk and eat sunflower seeds

Does it do that on purpose or does it just want seeds?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

Does it do that on purpose or does it just want seeds?

On purpose i think. He dosent eat the seeds when im not there. If you sleep in he starts making noise and if you still dont get up he comes and scrambles around on you

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Theyre diurnal or whatevet the word it so it could just be cooncidence theyre most active when you are getting up and going to sleep

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Australias biggest owl,a Powerful Owl eating the arse end of a Ringtail Possum at Sea Acres, Port Macquarie. Photo of a photo

Powerfuls are big bad birds

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Carlos Lantana fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Jan 20, 2016

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Baby powerful Owls, Sea Acres

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-20/controversial-bonking-bales-hay-sculpture-rebuilt/7101422?WT.ac=infocus_midnorthcoast

BYO entertainment

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dunno why i didnt take a photo but a local farm over christmas had a bunch of hay bales dressed as reindeer

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Not sure who's having the most fun, the cocky making bale porn or the local pyro lighting it up

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
What happens if you put a kangaroo on a trampoline

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What happens if you put a kangaroo on a trampoline

Dreams.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What happens if you put a kangaroo on a trampoline

Not shown: kangaroo in geostationary orbit.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Scaredey dog dosent like shooting noises

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Jesus its hot i did 30mins of farm work and had to stop on account of critical sweat levels

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Wow. Thanks for all the pictures tard wrangler.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Isaac posted:

Scaredey dog dosent like shooting noises



buy the dog a gun of its own so it can turn fear into confidence

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Please post more alpacas I'm almost there!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Isaac posted:

Theyre diurnal or whatevet the word it so it could just be cooncidence theyre most active when you are getting up and going to sleep

crepuscular!

a v satisfaying word to use

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Best Giraffe posted:

Please post more alpacas I'm almost there!

I tried today but he kept walking off

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I miss my pet ornamental chicken :(

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

is that a chicken that grows cell phone charms?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Buying some hay and cigarettes at the stockfeed store and they had ferrets for sale



When i was round back picking up the hay they had chickens and they had golden sebrights. 50 bux a pop so i gotta consider how much i want some.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

what's the ferret egg market like in your area?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

what's the ferret egg market like in your area?

Wide open. A big juicy apple waiting for someone with the courage to take a bite

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I sae a turtle looking thing on the road i wanted ti take it home but its probably not good for it

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Isaac posted:

I sae a turtle looking thing on the road i wanted ti take it home but its probably not good for it

You're not supposed to take them from the wild but if you've got a dam on the farm there are probably turtles in it.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Put the tutrle in that dogs mouth and watch him carry it around and set it down somewhere.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

Put the tutrle in that dogs mouth and watch him carry it around and set it down somewhere.

Theres so many dogs here that theyd take turns and by the time they were done the turtle would have died of old age

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Best time of that turltes life imo so long as it got to eat some vegg once in a while while riding around in dogmouths

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Crossposting this guy from Bad rear end picture thread because hes 1) Australian 2) breeds huge horses and 3) signs everything with a big hairy cock and balls



http://www.smh.com.au/national/melbourne-man-faces-stiff-opposition-to-penis-signature-20160106-gm0sx6.html

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Carlos Lantana fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Jan 22, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Buying some hay and cigarettes at the stockfeed store and they had ferrets for sale



When i was round back picking up the hay they had chickens and they had golden sebrights. 50 bux a pop so i gotta consider how much i want some.

It sounds like if you get em you might want to breed em to make some money back.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Lady at worked brought me a photo album of a pet fox she had. I took oocs of her pics and theybare good. Ill upload them tommorow

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