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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Fart Sandwiches posted:

But enough about your mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlnTMeCfzwA

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

But enough about your mom

headshot

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

y'all got some shallow puss moms

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Why's Mike-O crying?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Why's Mike-O crying?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/688917348288344065

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Thanks for the welding tips guys. If I die it's been fun.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Thanks for the welding tips guys. If I die it's been fun.

See you on the other side friend

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Getting torched by welding before getting torched by the holy fire of nuclear fusion would be a lovely way to go.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The Ladykillers is on Netflix.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
This week's pot roast

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
gelatin owns

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
This is the best burn I've ever had my life is nothing until this point and everything is meaningless moving forward. Goodbye GIP

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Zeris posted:

Dads don't forget to ask for military discount at Lowes/Home Depot. Most stores give 10% if you show your VA card. Rentals, purchases, bulk materials -- everything.

http://themilitarywallet.com/home-depot-lowes-10-military-discount/

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

This is the best burn I've ever had my life is nothing until this point and everything is meaningless moving forward. Goodbye GIP

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fart Sandwiches posted:

But enough about your mom



bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
pot roast update: I havent eaten anything all day. I ate too much pot roast. my pores are putting out a disgusting scent of meat and sweat.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

But enough about your mom

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I have no words, fart sandwiches is the poet.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
fart sandwiches irl

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


And if you tried to dunk on that hoop it'd fall on your head and you'd die too!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Arrath posted:

And if you tried to dunk on that hoop it'd fall on your head and you'd die too!

You done with basic yet?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Helldump Immunity. posted:

Thanks for the welding tips guys. If I die it's been fun.
Watcha building? :allears:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
As of now? That :flashfap:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Please don't post my sim pit without asking.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You done with basic yet?

Nah I just lurk/shitpost in GIP cause I like your guys roll.

Or: I've made a bunch of dumb decisions since High school but at least I didn't join the military. But it's nice to read about current events without a bunch of pearl clutching or other stupid poo poo.

Arrath fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jan 19, 2016

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Casimir Radon posted:

Watcha building? :allears:


Nice Gran Turismo rig. As if the game doesn't gently caress you enough.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar


why is that man pushing that other man over?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Arrath posted:



Or: I've made a bunch of dumb decisions since High school but at least I didn't join the military.

You have chosen... wisely.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dude McAwesome posted:

why is that man pushing that other man over?

Because he threw a grenade but didn't follow up with the next step which is get the gently caress down.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Nice! posted:

Because he threw a grenade but didn't follow up with the next step which is get the gently caress down.

One of the few ways instructors still get a little "hands on" training eh?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Dude McAwesome posted:

why is that man pushing that other man over?
I liked the answer the last time someone asked that in gip

"he enlisted"

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm doing work for a client that involves me setting up cookie trackers on their websites for any action someone can do.

There are some sick people who are very faithful to my client's products. :stare:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm doing work for a client that involves me setting up cookie trackers on their websites for any action someone can do.

There are some sick people who are very faithful to my client's products. :stare:

I'm intrigued, go on

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm doing work for a client that involves me setting up cookie trackers on their websites for any action someone can do.

There are some sick people who are very faithful to my client's products. :stare:
This kind of stuff is why I run NoScript and deny all cookies by default.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

6-12" predicted this weekend


fuckin finally

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


18-24" being predicted here. :fuckoff:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

We got 31" last week alone, 62" or something total since the first snowfall in November. Supposed to be a record winter, but it looks like we already got the majority of our share...at least statistically.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's a lovely 60 degrees and partly sunny here. :v:

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