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The part that gets me is that he almost falls on his rear end, but lands on his hip and then breaks the momentum with his forehead. I wouldn't have thought that was possible without meaning to do it. $5 says he poo poo his pants when he hit, however, and that it wasn't the first time that year that he did it. The Day Chunk From the Goonies Died. The Last Truffle Shuffle.
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Too bad the "shut up wil" was a reply to something completely different and in 2013
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Treadmill fuckups super compilation. Has anyone ever tried to ride a bike or a skateboard on a treadmill and not ended up eating poo poo? Videos like this make me realize why failarmy is so good. Editing. I don't want to watch 5 seconds of retards laughing before and after every fuckup. And I definitely don't want to watch the super slow mo replay.
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Wearing a chastity belt because the media has made you terrified of rape? Try not to lose the key.
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chitoryu12 posted:Wearing a chastity belt because the media has made you terrified of rape? Try not to lose the key. She couldn't have just bought a boltcutter?
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Wanamingo posted:She couldn't have just bought a boltcutter? She's 60, she can't even open a jar of pickles without calling the fire brigade for help
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LloydDobler posted:Videos like this make me realize why failarmy is so good. Editing. I don't want to watch 5 seconds of retards laughing before and after every fuckup. And I definitely don't want to watch the super slow mo replay. Remember when Funniest Home Videos* was a thing. Where a thirty minute show would have maybe 20 clips and they'd all have stupid voice overs and "wacky" sound effects and slow motion? Or those "Incredible Moments" and "When Disaster Strikes" shows and they'd take a clip of a truck hitting a light pole and just go over and over it for an entire goddamn hour? And the ones where they show a funny video and then have talking heads talk about the video we all just watched two seconds ago. Here's Carynne-Lynne from season 90 of Big Brother, what does she think about this video of a dog wearing pants? Now here's this guy from some mediocre band from the 80s that had one hit song nobody's cared about for thirty years, what does he think? What I'm saying is, Fail Army and all the ones like them are a loving godsend. * Holy poo poo, I just googled it and found out the Australian version went until Feb 2014. And it seems the US version is still going. loving speechless. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 09:16 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already 
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MisterBibs posted:Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already Usually by crushing them.
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MisterBibs posted:Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already You smash them with something heavy, whack them with a shovel, or if you really don't give a poo poo you just throw them in a dumpster with trap and all.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Remember when Funniest Home Videos* was a thing. Where a thirty minute show would have maybe 20 clips and they'd all have stupid voice overs and "wacky" sound effects and slow motion? Or those "Incredible Moments" and "When Disaster Strikes" shows and they'd take a clip of a truck hitting a light pole and just go over and over it for an entire goddamn hour?
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MisterBibs posted:Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. poignant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlVhOrt8CU im pooping! has a new favorite as of 09:49 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Jippa posted:What is it? Looks like a box of Oreos. 
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Jippa posted:What is it?
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Jippa posted:What is it? The child is obviously banking that whoever caught him with the cookies hasn't mastered object permanence.
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HairyManling posted:A crude and rudimentary display of learning how to hide your porn, but that's not important right now.
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MisterBibs posted:Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already Cervical dislocation aka breaking their neck.
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Jippa posted:What is it? The Perfect Crime
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ayn rand hand job posted:this coinflip hosed the packers in the nfl playoffs Hmmm... I think this could use some more Schadenfreude! https://twitter.com/Rich_Campbell/status/689107375748427776 There we go!
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dsriggs posted:Hmmm... I think this could use some more Schadenfreude! If anyone wants any more, the Packers have a crazy knack for losing on final plays. Their current coach has been with them for 10 seasons. They've made the playoffs 8 times in those years, winning the super bowl once. Of the 7 games where they've lost and been eliminated - 5 of them have happened on the final play of the game. Five times in the last 10 seasons, they've been gut punched on the last play. In the 50 years since the super bowl has existed, no other coach has had it happen more than twice. Side note as a Packer fan - meh on the coin flip. The Cardinals won the flipless flip. Don't really care about the re-flip. Rodgers says he would have changed his call, but whatever. It was all so unprecedented that it's hard to get too pissed. You want to win? Don't allow scrambling QBs to hit wide open receivers for 75 yard plays.
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That last kid clearly wasn't going to trip, but he wanted to fit in anyway.
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That gif looks a lot shittier than I remember. Are webms to blame?
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HairyManling posted:These shows still exist because of people like my mom. They're hungry for some glorious schadenfreude but don't understand how the internet works. Both my mom and my wife's mom, in the last year, have shown us the "Pinky the Cat" video that I swear I watched over a decade ago. Yet, it's new to them because someone forwarded it to them last month. My mother in law even tried to tell me to find a website called pink-cats.com, until we figured out she was just trying to share that video of the dude getting his balls clawed by an angry cat at a shelter. The real schadenfreude will be in another 9 years when most of the baby boomers are dead and traditional broadcast TV is dead. My schadenfreude will be a big "thank god" because these people are driving me insane on a daily basis. Fifteen years from now I'm going to forward old Vines to kids just to drive them nuts.
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Tony Phillips posted:If anyone wants any more, the Packers have a crazy knack for losing on final plays. More Green Bay freude. Most think fudge when they hear "Packers" now.
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Tony Phillips posted:Their current coach has been with them for 10 seasons. They've made the playoffs 8 times in those years, winning the super bowl once. Of the 7 games where they've lost and been eliminated - 5 of them have happened on the final play of the game. Five times in the last 10 seasons, they've been gut punched on the last play. In the 50 years since the super bowl has existed, no other coach has had it happen more than twice. Those numbers are a little deceptive because of how NFL overtime works. Three of those losses have been in overtime, which after a certain point is sudden death so of course its going to end on the final play. Its not like they're up 3 in the fourth quarter and giving up hail marys. I realize that's not much consolation to a Packers fan though.
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Basebf555 posted:Those numbers are a little deceptive because of how NFL overtime works. Three of those losses have been in overtime, which after a certain point is sudden death so of course its going to end on the final play. Basebf555 posted:Its not like they're up 3 in the fourth quarter and giving up hail marys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUDTAejSzw For extra freude - this of course took place a few plays after a missed fumble by Jerry Rice at a time when the NFL didn't use instant replay. I shouldn't have looked this up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmwV9OnFbc But truth be told, at the end of the day, Packer fans are spoiled rotten and have little to nothing to complain about. Edit - Sorry non-football fans. More from the "1998 bad calls that would never have happened if instant replay was in effect" file. Seahawks edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_tnTCtmJ8k Tony Phillips has a new favorite as of 21:54 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:This didn't end the way I was hoping it would Just needed more loops around. Then, eventually.
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MisterBibs posted:Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already We had a mouse in the house and tried a glue trap. The drat thing got caught in it twice, and both times pulled himself out of it, leaving bits of fur behind. After the second time, I said gently caress it. If he wants to be here that bad, he earned it. We didn't see him after that though.
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