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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Got some extra wings, gotta sell em before we close $45 for 12.
Seriously, he bought 40lbs the other day.

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




darthvadersayingnooooo.jpg

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


i can't wait for doobie to build a hotdog killdozer and tear down the funeral home

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

it's real. sorry doob :(

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

and like a fart in the wind doobie's was no more

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post




good idea Sarah, maybe he can run it out of the oil change place

how the gently caress did you find the breakfast post before that one though, totally threw me off

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




Nobody can escape the spell of the Stone Cold Steve Austin gif.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

CrashCat posted:



good idea Sarah, maybe he can run it out of the oil change place

how the gently caress did you find the breakfast post before that one though, totally threw me off

He posted the breakfast post first. No idea.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




grammar is way too good to be real

edit: what the gently caress it IS real

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Since Lowtax abandoned the Official SA Office, maybe ol' Doobs could tie the shack to the back of his truck and drag it over there instead?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Looks like that funeral home really killed his business.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Manifest posted:

He posted the breakfast post first. No idea.
never mind, i see he 'pinned' the other one from four hours earlier. That must have been a hell of a bit of news to get in the morning

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




Amazing

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013





838 days of dawg'n it

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


bradzilla posted:

grammar is way too good to be real
I mean I guess it's possible he gave away his password to some goon at some point because he's just that inept, but some random bullshit like this also seems plausible :shrug:

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Chomp8645 posted:

lol this reminds me of when he first opened and was selling chicken tenders for $1.00 each or three tenders for $3.50.

Not making that up.

Holy poo poo I'm crying

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:





838 days of dawg'n it

It was a good run. Doobie was to real for this world

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




Godspeed doobs. I'll miss you, you lovable yokel.


Thanks for all the dogs. Thanks for ruining those mods.

:cheerdoge:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:rip: Doobhouse, I got a funny avatar because of you

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

CrashCat posted:

I mean I guess it's possible he gave away his password to some goon at some point because he's just that inept, but some random bullshit like this also seems plausible :shrug:

It's too Doob to be anything but real.

I fully expect him to sell hotdogs at his oil change station.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I guess that mean Bokay's Flowers and Gifts is gone too. Tragedy.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


...

this means WAR

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
uhm

time for another kickstarter guys.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
dead bodies piled high.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

A Neurotic Jew posted:

uhm

time for another kickstarter guys.

Why not?

There are still a few mods who haven't had meltdowns.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


A Neurotic Jew posted:

uhm

time for another kickstarter guys.
what's the car mechanic equivalent of the vent hood? he'll never get that whatever it is

Doob is just psycho enough to make up some bullshit to not sling burgers anymore though, I wouldn't be too surprised if four hours after deciding to sell the breakfast poo poo he decided to sell all of it

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



geez, yellowpages dot com, the coleslaw body isn't even cold yet

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Doob survived the black lady hacker, but couldn't beat the evil funeral home director

RIP Doobie's, I will eat half a raw onion in your honor

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Crashcat was right when he said that everyone in Reform is in the business of loving eachother over.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

CrashCat posted:

what's the car mechanic equivalent of the vent hood?

Shop air

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i am skeptical i dont see a funeral home anywhere on the map near the doghouse

i bet hes making it up and is just closing because he buys 40 pounds of wings and never sells them

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i mean i conducted a scientific search on google maps and street view and that is pretty conclusive

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: doobs is finally getting a proper parking lot

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



*ring ring*
Doob: Hello?
Landlord: Wayne, the funeral home next door needs a bigger parking lot, you're out at the end of the month
Doob: Ok, thanks
*click*

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I think the building that has an adjoined parking lot with the bank is the funeral home.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Boinks posted:

*ring ring*
Doob: Hello?
Landlord: Wayne, the funeral home next door needs a bigger parking lot, you're out at the end of the month
Doob: Ok, thanks
*click*

lol

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
If they're adding a crematorium they might be in the market for a vent hood.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Is doob's church going to blacklist the funeral home? Maybe take up some pagan burial practices?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Boinks posted:

*ring ring*
Doob: Hello?
Landlord: Wayne, the funeral home next door needs a bigger parking lot, you're out at the end of the month
Doob: Ok, thanks
*click*

:lol: That's a blast from the past

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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Skeleton Fun Home:

http://www.skeltonfuneralhome.com/fh/home/home.cfm?fh_id=14053

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