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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
http://www.doobiesdoghouse.com/

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Concerned Citizen posted:

90% of independent restaurants close year one, yet doobie keeps on chugging.

a well-timed post

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

CrashCat posted:

it's not exactly rocket science to figure out that being stuck in a fast food kitchen prison of your own design the rest of your life is a terrible idea but somehow it eluded the ol Doobster

Yeah, exactly. You flip burgers like a teenager at McDonald's but I guess it sucks less somehow because you own the place? But the teenager will eventually get to leave when he goes to college and you're stuck there forever doing that same job, only making slightly more than minimum wage because restaurant profit margins are razor thin (unless you charge like $10 for a burger and fries, that is). It's pretty depressing. I would be relieved to have a reason to close up shop if I was him too.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


oh man how did i forget about that gif

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Doobie's interactions with the hillbilly locals was always the best part imo.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Doob apparently put no fight into saving his self professed strong business

Doob kind of rolls over a lot in life

Roll tide

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


A Neurotic Jew posted:

Doobie's interactions with the hillbilly locals was always the best part imo.
I liked how he inflicted horrible internet people on them constantly by bringing froggers up repeatedly when nobody in town cared about it

oh and then there was one time he put up a really nasty post and pretended it was a trap to ban the bad froggers. Doob the puppetmaster seemed almost plausible til months later when Tasha went on a campaign to get gays fired using their facebook info

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LOL ITS NOT COLESLAW IT'S COLDSLAW

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Too many bounced checks written for hot dogs?

Doobie exhibits a strange combination of entrepreneurial spirit and lack of follow through. His exploits have always been entertaining. I bet this isn't the last we hear of him.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

CrashCat posted:

There's no facebook page for the oil change place so we'll never know :iiam:

https://m.facebook.com/WestAlabamaAutomotive

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

An elephant never forgets. Much like Doobie and Natasha.

Roll Tide.

Holy. poo poo.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

An elephant never forgets. Much like Doobie and Natasha.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lol, the few yokel regulars doob had are all crying "just by a new restront, there's a place for sail jus down the road....." on their facebook

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

well I'm doobie dog I got it dogs galore, you might have alot of hot dogs but I got much more

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


bradzilla posted:

lol, the few yokel regulars doob had are all crying "just by a new restront, there's a place for sail jus down the road....." on their facebook


I bet Benjamin Waffle House Thomas knows where all the good spots are



ahahahah of course, why WOULD he have put his hot dog restaurant across from a guaranteed source of customers

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bradzilla posted:

"just by a new restront, there's a place for sail jus down the road....." on their facebook

All doobie asks is a tall shack and a star to sail her by.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



Doob doob doob doooob doooob doob

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Manifest posted:

THIS IS THE END


MY ONLY FRIEND


THE END




He had a good run. Is time to crowd fund a new venue!!!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Benjamin Waffle House Thomas

I will miss you Reform.

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
Look at what you have done to this man. Where is your Christmas now?

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Serious question, what's the deal with the oil change place? I'm out of the loop on about a year's worth of Doob trivia.

Did he decide that he really wanted to be a mechanic because it looked like a sweet gig or...?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


FadingChord posted:

Serious question, what's the deal with the oil change place? I'm out of the loop on about a year's worth of Doob trivia.

Did he decide that he really wanted to be a mechanic because it looked like a sweet gig or...?
you know about as much about it as we do, he just suddenly popped one out in between doob threads

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

guess he's a lazy elephant. letting technology do the remembering for him. roll tide to a T indeed.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

We've got to save Doobies!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

That DICK! posted:

We've got to save Doobies!

Kickstarter to buy the funeral home. They'll have to have a frog-shaped coffin on display if funded.

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

That DICK! posted:

We've got to save Doobies!

A ragtag group has 48 hours to saved their beloved dining establishment from a heartless funeral home parking lot developer!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

He should mix some of his left-over pepper gravy in with the 10w-40

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

What would be the Blackstar of Doobie's Dog House?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Egbert Souse posted:

What would be the Blackstar of Doobie's Dog House?
getting the gays fired. for he too, would be fired soon

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



That Funeral Home Website Linked Earlier posted:

Pallbearers are Paul "Doobie" Clay...

Jesus, how many Doobies does Reform have?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I can't believe it's true....

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Needs more Sammy

Also that American Idol guy who mowed his lawn

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Can someone explain who the "froggers" are?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Mitchicon posted:

Can someone explain who the "froggers" are?
#JeSuisFroggers

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
It's all of us (literally).

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Mitchicon posted:

Can someone explain who the "froggers" are?

:frogout:

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

jackyl posted:

well I'm doobie dog I got it dogs galore, you might have alot of hot dogs but I got much more

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