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Samizdata posted:Oh my loving god. Thanks for reminding me of the worst trip I ever had. (Do NOT peak while working at a sea food restaurant...) dropping acid while working the line in a restaurant sounds like a loving nightmare in general, what were you thinking?
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Some good stuff from @WeWantPlates https://twitter.com/WeWantPlates/status/680171063028903936
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axolotl farmer posted:Some good stuff from @WeWantPlates Hahaha wtf https://twitter.com/miriamzwaan/status/683659663854944256
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Aesop Poprock posted:dropping acid while working the line in a restaurant sounds like a loving nightmare in general, what were you thinking? Seriously, weed or coke for back of house, maybe meth, don't do the psychedelics.
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Aesop Poprock posted:dropping acid while working the line in a restaurant sounds like a loving nightmare in general, what were you thinking? I didn't mean to. It took HOURS to come on. CannonFodder posted:Seriously, weed or coke for back of house, maybe meth, don't do the psychedelics. And I did meth when cooking at a different point in my life. I was AMAZING. More so than usual. Samizdata has a new favorite as of 10:32 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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That's some form of sea life right?
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Jan 19, 2016 10:34
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RandomPauI posted:That's some form of sea life right? "Holiday Peppermint Chia Seed Pudding" They don't mention if it's a human holiday
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Jan 19, 2016 10:42
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Kos, or some say Kosm....
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Jan 19, 2016 11:01
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Truthfully, I was thinking it was something like those Japanese fermented beans...
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Jan 19, 2016 11:08
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Please tell me they've got 'gaming pickels' which are just these with caffeine.
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Jan 19, 2016 11:51
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I fought this in Demons Souls I think.
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Jan 19, 2016 12:22
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Looks like one of them "trypophobia" photoshops people like posting on /b/.
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Forgall posted:Kos, or some say Kosm.... As you once did for the vacuous cash crab..
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Forgall posted:Kos, or some say Kosm.... If someone were to ask you why you're eating that, and I imagine everyone would, you could say "Just kos."
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Jan 19, 2016 14:35
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Dabir posted:The word is 'courgette'. Frequently, it isn't. If you type "courgette" into Wikipedia, it redirects you to zucchini. Hope that helps. 
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Forgall posted:Kos, or some say Kosm.... \o_
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Jan 19, 2016 16:15
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Aesop Poprock posted:"Holiday Peppermint Chia Seed Pudding"
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_o/ axolotl farmer posted:Some good stuff from @WeWantPlates Lotta folks there making the same mistake about what does and doesn't qualify
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My ex-roommate made this once, although it was a lot brighter and the seeds looked darker. Of course, she left it in the fridge for weeks. kirbysuperstar posted:As you once did for the vacuous cash crab.. ??? Sorry?
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Well I guess if you ate this, you really would have eyes on the inside. cash crab posted:??? Sorry? It's a big Bloodborne reference-a-thon. Since that 'food' looks terrifying and eldrich in nature, it's only appropriate, really.
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Eat some Madman's Knowledge, and you'll know. Oh, how you'll know... It's a Bloodborne thing.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Well I guess if you ate this, you really would have eyes on the inside. I didn't know about this game, and I was interested until I saw the part where it'd made by one of the people who did Dark Souls.  I don't want to die.e: Like all good AFP, this is probably good, but:  cash crab has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Mercy for the poor, wizened child... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQA77yculb0/SsFGjHUFOXI/AAAAAAAABug/1o8k9Q5Ydfo/s1600-h/DSC04564.JPG (the person who posted the recipe)
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Jan 19, 2016 18:27
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Truly, a creature from beyond!
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Jan 19, 2016 18:29
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Chia puddings always look vile.
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Jan 19, 2016 19:06
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Samizdata posted:And I did meth when cooking at a different point in my life. I was AMAZING. More so than usual. I know a kinda professional cook guy that did this, his food was loving awesome. I have no problem with a decently-balanced cook on meth making my food. Literally no one can make chia seed pudding-- which I learned about from this very thread-- look inviting. 
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cash crab posted:I didn't know about this game, and I was interested until I saw the part where it'd made by one of the people who did Dark Souls. i don't know what's wrong with this
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Jan 19, 2016 21:17
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Scathach posted:Literally no one can make chia seed pudding-- which I learned about from this very thread-- look inviting. I've got to wonder about the logistics. Do they split a pineapple every time someone orders that? I don't think you can just hand a pineapple with grains of rice and sauce smears sticking to it to the dishwasher and expect to get it back sparkly clean for the next customer.
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Jan 19, 2016 21:17
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This looks like it was created purely to trigger that phobia of holes. It looks more like a weird honeycomb-lotuspod than seeds.
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Jan 19, 2016 21:18
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This one looks sorta better because I can just sorta imagine it as having been made by someone who went way overboard with the tapioca in some boba dessert. Speaking of Asian desserts, that last picture reminded me of cendol, which tastes absolutely amazing, but I always see it as being green baby eels in coconut milk.  
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My Lovely Horse posted:That does look quote nice though. You're proving yourself wrong in the same post! It looks slimy and still alive and looking at me, to me. I wouldn't even have the gumption to try to steal that beast's berry toppers. Brrrrr.
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My Lovely Horse posted:That does look quote nice though. You're proving yourself wrong in the same post! They probably use the flesh for various applications, so they have plenty of rinds to go around.
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cash crab posted:I didn't know about this game, and I was interested until I saw the part where it'd made by one of the people who did Dark Souls. Elizabethan Error has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Speaking of Asian desserts, that last picture reminded me of cendol, which tastes absolutely amazing, but I always see it as being green baby eels in coconut milk. It looks like limp, canned green beans in milk.
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This reminds me of that scene in Men in Black where he helps deliver an alien baby. MasterFugu posted:I think you're posting that in the wrong thread Hmm. Yeah, I think I'm the only one who feels like this is not appealing. Oh, well.
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Eponine posted:It looks like limp, canned green beans in milk. 
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cash crab posted:Hmm. Yeah, I think I'm the only one who feels like this is not appealing. Oh, well. Nah, I'm with you on that. It looks delicious, but I'd rather have pineapple on the side and have an actual plate of delicious rice and meat.
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I don't really like stupid "Artistic" presentations that are supposed to make food look fancy but in actuality make it harder to eat, so I don't support a half pineapple as a plate. That does qualify it for the thread in my opinion. That being said, the food looks delicious and I want to eat it and it is not photographed badly.
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Scathach posted:I know a kinda professional cook guy that did this, his food was loving awesome. I have no problem with a decently-balanced cook on meth making my food. It looks like a pregnant Suriname toad! 
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