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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
as hard as it may be to remember the beforetimes, bear in mind thigns were not always like this

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

So, not gold. It's fake gold. She's fake. Okay.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Wondering what kind of person would have to come along to make even the most stubborn freepers throw out their Cruz support. Actual Jesus? Actual Hitler?

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
So inspiring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Montasque posted:

It’s sad to have supported Palin. Her brood is essentially white trash. Hate to say it but if she lived in my town that’s what people would believe and it would be true.

Stupid? Yes she really is. Rambling, incoherent speeches that were, are and will continue to embarrass.

Why did I support and continue to defend her? Because I believed she was a fighter to advance the conservative cause.

She’s a joke.


189 posted on 1/19/2016, 4:40:39 PM by hollyweed

How common is this opinion? Did touching the Trump wipe that away except for Cruzites? I thought her star had fallen.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Let's check in with the man who gave us Sarah Palin.

Stage 1: Denial

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/689441510840922112

Stage 2: Anger

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/689442967598198784

Stage 3: Bargaining

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/689443462282784768

Stage 4: Depression

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/689448411985108993

Stage 5: Acceptance

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/689558840933797888

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


LOL

TheTatteredKing posted:

How common is this opinion? Did touching the Trump wipe that away except for Cruzites? I thought her star had fallen.

Among Cruz people... common. Sarah Palin is still a rock star with Evangelicals and Tea-Party types. This is a HUGE play against Cruz.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

Montasque posted:

Freeper meltdown owns:

quote:

One of Trump’s main constituencies seems to be the submissive type of woman who is looking for an “alpha male” to protect and support her. That’s why his positions don’t matter to his base. They are voting on personality and on primal kinds of instincts. He is the strongman. So these are like the people who would’ve cheered on Johnny and the Kobra Kai over Daniel in the Karate Kid or the type of people who would have championed Goliath over David.

515 posted on 1/19/2016, 2:33:33 PM by JediJones (The #1 Must-see Filibuster of the Year: TEXAS TED AND THE CONSERVATIVE CRUZ-ADE)


This guy almost gets it

lazydog
Apr 15, 2003
Trump stream is now live, with Queen/Bowie's "Under Pressure" playing

http://www.c-span.org/video/?403457-1/sarah-palin-endorsement-donald-trump

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
Donald Trump is so powerful he made Sarah Palin politically relevant in a presidential election in 2016.

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Trump released his next video ad 8 hours ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97iL5er3Mkc
He's already talking like Palin

The Donald posted:

One of the things I'm gonna do and largely with tax plan where everybody's taxes is going down -- we're gonna grow our economy. We have* to get* rid* of the nine*teen* trill*ion* dollars in debt. So* un*fair*! So* to*tally unfair... to our young people. We are not* gonna leave* you ~with*~that*~burden*~

Legend:
* = weird mic pops/environmental crackling as trump raises his voice
~ = evocative, powerful office chair piston vertical jiggling

Oratorical mastery.

stephenfry fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jan 19, 2016

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

This is your ¡Jeb! Tooth Shade Report for January 19, 2016



you have brain problems

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Your Candidate Sucks › 2016 Republican Primary: jeb's teeth have the wrong RAM, and not enough of it

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
"Not seeming to notice the tears streaming down my face* Together, we will make. America. Great again.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Jewel Repetition posted:

"Not seeming to notice the tears streaming down my face* Together, we will make. America. Great again.

O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



http://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/schirach.htm
http://www.bytwerk.com/gpa/hitler2.htm

hmmmmmmmmm

e: repaired link to :hitler:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Palin endorses Trump, Bernie opens 27-pt lead over Clinton in NH.

Guys.

It's happening.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
President Palin sounds DOSE NOT so good NOW....

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Winkie01 posted:

I'm going to be poor and have a lovely life so obummer can't tax me i'll show em :argh:


God drat these people should have been aborted

actually its more like "im going to quit working part time and live off of my social security disability payments so i have more time to rant against the fascist US government on the internet"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

its like the people at the top know all religious stuff is horse poo poo.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Sarah Palin is the number one Tea Party politician in terms of name recognition. Ted Cruz wanted her endorsement desperately. I know it sounds crazy to us, but that's the reality of the Republican Party.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

TheTatteredKing posted:

How common is this opinion? Did touching the Trump wipe that away except for Cruzites? I thought her star had fallen.

There has been growing dissent between Trump and Cruz supporters for months now. Cruz supporters have been particularly angered by this due to how close Cruz and Palin have been in the past

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
here's a youtube stream of the yooge impending endorsement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tif6xm4_ysA

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Vox Nihili posted:

Palin endorses Trump, Bernie opens 27-pt lead over Clinton in NH.

Guys.

It's happening.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
So now that a former governor and VP pick with huge name recognition has endorsed Trump, are his chances still at getting the nomination still at 0%?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

PleasingFungus posted:

Your Candidate Sucks › 2016 Republican Primary: jeb's teeth have the wrong RAM, and not enough of it

They're brown and it's funny.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Trees and Squids posted:

here's a youtube stream of the yooge impending endorsement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tif6xm4_ysA

Watching the El Chapo raid video with this public domain happy music in the background is the highlight of my 2016 so far.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


oh my god what is this awful one-man, texas-blues rock?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

Let's check in with the man who gave us Sarah Palin.

Stage 1: Denial

Stage 2: Anger

Stage 3: Bargaining

Stage 4: Depression

Stage 5: Acceptance

It's beautiful :qq:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Jewel Repetition posted:

They're brown and it's funny.

it's obsessive, creepy, and depressing. it's insane that in this election, of all elections, people are so desperate to find things to make fun of that they begin making grainy enlargements of a man's perfectly ordinary teeth

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

this is the opposite of pivoting to the center. this is reaffirming the theory that trump has absolutely no intent of appealing to any electorate other than the republican base. this is the most calming moment of the primary season* for me

*which hasn't actually even started yet, technically

the only way this could be more calming is if he actually did name her his vp candidate. but surely that would've leaked by now. too much to hope for

the poo poo that scares me is boring stuff like branstad endorsing him or signs that he's appealing to a new electorate. if trump's just homing in on the same losing electorate that xacto-knifed the mccain halves off their mccain/palin bumper stickers then things are a lot less novel than we've been portraying this election as

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So now that a former governor and VP pick with huge name recognition has endorsed Trump, are his chances still at getting the nomination still at 0%?

No! Support from party actors is a sign of growing acceptance of his candidacy. It's still a very low chance though.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb0qIZD9g7M

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

Trees and Squids posted:

here's a youtube stream of the yooge impending endorsement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tif6xm4_ysA
Goddamn this channel is always rockin

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
jeb bush is the heir to a mighty political dynasty, and he's being trumped by an stubby-fingered reality-show star slash clown. he's a man who carries tiny plastic turtles in his pockets. he literally calls himself John Ellis Bush Bush. how do you gently caress up making jokes about this man

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Goddamn this channel is always rockin

listen to that loving crunchy guitar I'm Ready For Trump!!!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

No! Support from party actors is a sign of growing acceptance of his candidacy. It's still a very low chance though.
:unsmigghh:

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
What time is this glorious shitshow supposed to start?

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