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I remember in seventh grade I was the only girl that opted out of the abstinence-only sex ed. All the other girls went to look at pictures of what STDs do you your vagina and learned "how all condoms don't work" while I finished my lessons a day early. I was shocked that girls at like age 12-13ish didn't know about sex. My mom was very open with me we never did "the talk" because she wasn't an idiot and actually answered my sex questions as I grew up. Americans are loving prude idiots when it comes to sex. Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:48 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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I'm pretty sure Sheepskin condoms are the ones that don't work guys.
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Turtlicious posted:I'm pretty sure Sheepskin condoms are the ones that don't work guys.  True. Sperm are not large enough to pass through the pores, but some other stuff can. For a non-latex alternative, try polyurethane! Or those sex hats from Demolition Man.Scathach posted:I remember in seventh grade I was the only girl that opted out of the abstinence-only sex ed. All the other girls went to look at pictures of what STDs do you your vagina and learned "how all condoms don't work" while I finished my lessons a day early. I was shocked that girls at like age 12-13ish didn't know about sex. My mom was very open with me we never did "the talk" because she wasn't an idiot and actually answered my sex questions as I grew up. Americans are loving prude idiots when it comes to sex. That scene from OITNB where a bunch of women don't know you don't pee out your vagina makes so much more sense now
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Jan 18, 2016 03:51
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cash crab posted:
Cue all the Americans in the thread going "Wait.. you don't????  "
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Jan 18, 2016 04:52
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Pfft, you guys can't fool me. Women don't pee. 
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Jan 18, 2016 06:19
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Poison ivy isn't contagious I mean, unless in this person's imagination the football players were rubbing their junk against the car...
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Jan 18, 2016 06:43
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Yeah don't worry random person on Tumblr, nobody loving thinks you're a good role model.
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cash crab posted:
Or the polypropylene ones from Japan are awesome, work, and the next best thing to nothing at all.
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Byzantine posted:Pfft, you guys can't fool me. Women don't pee. Liar. I have seen internet porn. And they do. And then some of them play in it. 
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Jan 18, 2016 06:47
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If your gas is that bad then you probably have rear end cancer.
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Testekill posted:If your gas is that bad then you probably have rear end cancer. Or he's lactose intolerant.
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Jan 18, 2016 07:58
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Or he has a ripoff Yankee candle up his rear end
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Or he's lactose intolerant. Cheese is a sometimes food!
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Scathach posted:I remember in seventh grade I was the only girl that opted out of the abstinence-only sex ed. All the other girls went to look at pictures of what STDs do you your vagina and learned "how all condoms don't work" while I finished my lessons a day early. I was shocked that girls at like age 12-13ish didn't know about sex. My mom was very open with me we never did "the talk" because she wasn't an idiot and actually answered my sex questions as I grew up. Americans are loving prude idiots when it comes to sex. This reminded me that I never had the sex talk as a kid. In retrospect, I don't actually recall how I learned about how sex works and all that jazz. I feel like I just learned it bit by bit growing up I guess.
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Thump! posted:This reminded me that I never had the sex talk as a kid. Our class had to go to school one evening with our parents, where they showed us a video about 'your changing body'. It was horrifically awkward. Especially when the teacher paused the video and told us off for laughing every time willies were mentioned. The book they sold afterwards probably wouldn't be allowed anymore because it was full of drawings of naked kids learning about their bits.
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They gave sex Ed like two weeks in a general health class in 10th grade and all I remember was pictures of stds and the teacher telling a story about how McDonald's hired people with Down syndrome with is admirable but he always watched him behind the counter cuz you didn't know what he was gonna do with your food.
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Yeah but sex Ed was a weirdo so it's no wonder he couldn't teach properly.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/lrlOPEh Now this may very well be sth, but the perfect storm of the "OP's" posts and "Brendan's" wacky, witty responses reeks of stdh. He even refers to his posts as "witticisms". Also at some point it says "0 people like this" which I'm pretty sure is not a thing Facebook does.
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Verisimilidude posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/lrlOPEh I couldn't even finish reading this.
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Verisimilidude posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/lrlOPEh Imgur posted:This has fewer pixels each time it gets reposted. With that said, when someone says something like 'perfect, 5/7' I immediately think of this stdh.
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For a bunch of reasons, that whole series of exchanges bums me out. I might be jaded from reading this thread; maybe a younger me would have thought Brendan was some sort of hero instead of a bored lonely nerd.
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Verisimilidude posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/lrlOPEh No, this is STDH  (It was some sort of prank)
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The likes on one post has commas separating the numbers but not on the others. Also all of the likes are a combination of 12345 as if someone was too lazy when photoshopping to move their hand when entering their fake numbers.
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I hate it when people pull the puppetmaster thing when nobody is getting their "joke" and they feel the need to detail every "hilarious" thing they did. The 5/7 thing just isn't funny but he kept trying to make it happen anyway. Besides, at least with the immigration stuff, the things he was saying aren't really unpopular opinions anymore. All I have to do is click on my dad's timeline and I see pretty much the same stuff every day.
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cash crab posted:
The hats from demolition man: the only truly safe sex
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Postal Parcel posted:No, this is STDH I like how he's calling out liberals for thinking the fake strawman conservative was real, but to be fair that was the most realistic part.
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Verisimilidude posted:I like how he's calling out liberals for thinking the fake strawman conservative was real, but to be fair that was the most realistic part. Yeah, he actually tipped his hand with the "calm, cool witty character" because an excessive number of people type like they're just mashing in the general direction of keys and don't bother with any sort of punctuation. I called it on the bored, lonely nerd but I forgot to add smug.
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I do believe the part about him wearing a duster and leather hat everywhere. I also like that he doesn't seem to be aware of the existence of pleather.
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Jan 20, 2016 01:33
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Some of these just read like rejected All That skits
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Jan 20, 2016 01:42
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NESguerilla posted:I do believe the part about him wearing a duster and leather hat everywhere. Lol nerd probably was actually wearing pleather tho and only thought he was wearing cool badass cow skin.
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quote:If a cow sheds its skin it dies. That is how you get the meat out. I laughed.
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oldpainless posted:I can believe that a vegan acted like that 
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This. Most stdh books down to this and I honestly thought that "I'm dumb and so goddamn crazy" would be the last line in that Brendan thing
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Verisimilidude posted:
lol! he showed her! lol!! dumb count! lmao.
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sweeperbravo posted:lol! he showed her! lol!! dumb count! lmao. this is me
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