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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

a starwar betamax posted:

All I want is an HD video of him making an eggroll while repeating the handful of tagalog words he knows over and over.

Salamat... Salamat... Salamat...

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
OP keeps closing the thread and trying to run from everyones reasonable criticism of his rock-stupid loving idea

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Will OP serve balut at his restaurant?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

whoflungpoop posted:

im sorry i didnt mean to suggest to him to do something (close the thread) if it meant that he would get probated, i figured since no one banned him for even posting it that the mods really didnt care

it was the one piece of advice he took :(

It's your fault his suffering continues.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Noyemi K posted:

OP keeps closing the thread and trying to run from everyones reasonable criticism of his rock-stupid loving idea

He's tried closing it 3 times......its like that scene in the revenant where leonardo decaprio keeps trying to crawl away from the bear and it just keeps mauling him more and more

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
In the revenant, did that bear make doodoo on decaprios head? I can't remember.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

genesplicer posted:

Thought about it, but couldn't think of anything that was thematically appropriate and wasn't icky. So I just probated his rear end.

Make him get consulting from a restaurant owner.

a starwar betamax posted:

In the revenant, did that bear make doodoo on decaprios head? I can't remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keRCt81khSA

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a starwar betamax posted:

It's your fault his suffering continues.

idea: kickstart a parachute account

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

a starwar betamax posted:

He's tried closing it 3 times......its like that scene in the revenant where leonardo decaprio keeps trying to crawl away from the bear and it just keeps mauling him more and more

what did he expect when he opened a thread linking to his KS in GBS

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
and then proceeded to brush actual criticism off as being misguided with the justification being that half the posts in the thread are shitposts

counterpoint: the OP is a shitpost

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Noyemi K posted:

and then proceeded to brush actual criticism off as being misguided with the justification being that half the posts in the thread are shitposts

counterpoint: the OP is a shitpost

To be fair, had this been the old days of soundmonkey and noni everyone who questioned him would be banned. ALl the kids would be wearing beanie hats and talking excitedly about tito fritos.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I want to say that for the record that I think making fun of the OP for his life choices is wrong. If anything, we should praise him for his courage!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Microwaves Mom posted:

To be fair, had this been the old days of soundmonkey and noni everyone who questioned him would be banned. ALl the kids would be wearing beanie hats and talking excitedly about tito fritos.

he also missed that boat by a whole two loving years

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

a starwar betamax posted:

I want to say that for the record that I think making fun of the OP for his life choices is wrong. If anything, we should praise him for his courage!

I don't think I've made fun of him as much as i've made fun of goons for making poor investments in similar situations in the past.

This guy is probably smarter than doobie, but its still a dangerous situation hes throwing money into. And doobies is going to be impossible to not compare any small time food project on kickstarter brought up by goons.

Also whatever happened to that Jose guy that people gave money to, to open a hotdog cart in like guatemala?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

a starwar betamax posted:

I want to say that for the record that I think making fun of the OP for his life choices is wrong. If anything, we should praise him for his courage!

what galls me is mainly that there are people who were not trolling or shitposting, who unanimously told him it's a bad idea or calmly explained why this is the wrong place to post the thread, and then tried twice to backpedal by closing it

I wonder if he'll do the same with his restaurant when he discovers running one is different from running a stand in the summer

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
Alright, I'm back from my cat vacation and would like to say a few things. Gimme a sec.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Alright, I'm back from my cat vacation and would like to say a few things. Gimme a sec.

Ok.............................................................................I hope they are in tagalong

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I miss noni.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Alright, I'm back from my cat vacation and would like to say a few things. Gimme a sec.

you hav a fan in me buddy :) !

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Alright, I'm back from my cat vacation and would like to say a few things. Gimme a sec.

just depart the thread dude, there's nothing you can say that's gonna change peoples' minds that either you

1) erroneously believe you've got a good shot at success with this, not to mention the effect it'll have on your relationship
2) erroneously posted this thread in GBS in hopes of raising pitybux by the virtue of being a "fellow goon" as some kind of tribal appeal

If you don't care about either of these viewpoints, there's no point trying to change anyone's mind when you don't have enough information to convince anyone you haven't made a huge loving mistake in either case. By all means, go do what you want, quit getting defensive and cut your losses. If you're gonna do it, loving do it, stop endlessly justifying your decision because we all know it's based on feelings and not data, preparation, or significant relevant experience.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Noyemi K posted:

just depart the thread dude, there's nothing you can say that's gonna change peoples' minds that either you

1) erroneously believe you've got a good shot at success with this, not to mention the effect it'll have on your relationship
2) erroneously posted this thread in GBS in hopes of raising pitybux by the virtue of being a "fellow goon" as some kind of tribal appeal

If you don't care about either of these viewpoints, there's no point trying to change anyone's mind when you don't have enough information to convince anyone you haven't made a huge loving mistake in either case. By all means, go do what you want, quit getting defensive and cut your losses. If you're gonna do it, loving do it, stop endlessly justifying your decision because we all know it's based on feelings and not data, preparation, or significant relevant experience.

The longer you guys try to get epic burns on him in the thread the longer it's on the front page providing free advertising to the lurkers.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Spanish Manlove posted:

The longer you guys try to get epic burns on him in the thread the longer it's on the front page providing free advertising to the lurkers.

counterpoint: the longer he keeps beating around the bush defending himself for his mistake the longer it's on the front page inviting more lurkers to get in an epic burn (or alternatively say something about his wife)

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I don't think you guys should post about his wife because so far no one's managed to not be creepy about it but that's like just my opinion, dude.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Noyemi K posted:

counterpoint: the longer he keeps beating around the bush defending himself for his mistake the longer it's on the front page inviting more lurkers to get in an epic burn (or alternatively say something about his wife)

I hope he doesn't get burned!!! (on the grill, of the restaurant he is opening)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
He's a quarter of the way there goons! Let's give this couple the old goonologic tip o th cap and a leg up! You know the old saying, "give a man a goon and goon him for a day....but teach a man to goon and he will goon for the rest of his life"

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Even if he DOES get funded, it probably won't be because of the thread and it definitely won't be enough to run his loving business

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I gave him $5

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
OP I went to your kickstarter for he first time just now and I notice your holding two plates of egg rolls and there is some sort of wierd goop spurted all over them? What gives?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you need to be a serious badass to start a restaurant and the op seems more like a meek hamster

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

whoopdee loving doo! poo poo, guess I was wrong, OP's restaurant will definitely succeed with such a massive investment despite reams of industry data suggesting otherwise

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
First up, I have definitely brushed off criticism from posters who were offering sound and helpful feedback. I'm sorry about that, this has been an experience that I should have expected but underestimated, and some of this got to me despite my best efforts before any of the current posters arrived.

Next, you aren't wrong about the holes in our plan. Someone said something about owning my decisions like a man; well yes. We are impatiently rushing a schedule, and no one is forcing us to do that besides some minor circumstances unrelated to this thread. I recognize that you all have a right to an opinion about our business plan the moment I post asking for money, and I've tried to do my best not to tell anyone not to have that opinion. You can think were greedy entitled impatient idiots, hell you might be right, but the point isn't whether you'd do this, or whether you think I should have never gotten to this point in the first place. I was dismissive because we were already here, not because I thought your process seemed too hard or overly conservative.

You are right that we are rushing into this, that our plan is fraught with risks and potential disasters. I tried to argue this by shouting back the measures we've taken to try and mitigate those risks, but it's important that I acknowledge that I do share your concerns. I know the goon in a well story quite well, and I'm aware that I'm the goon and that I pissed off the guys with the rope. I just wanted to be clear that I don't want any rope, and while I may have tried to be too heavy with the marketing bravado to admit it initially, I'm perfectly aware of the chances of escaping this well through the bottom. If you don't wanna support that kind of foolhardy overconfidence, I do not begrudge you that. We have a chance, and none of you are wrong that it could be a better chance, I'm sorry I dismissed that idea. But overconfidence or not, were already doing this for the summer, and perhaps questioning that commitment led me to be kind of a shitpostin dickweasel

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

The longer you guys try to get epic burns on him in the thread the longer it's on the front page providing free advertising to the lurkers.

i hope someone idiotic enough to donate will spend their money on norweigan/emo gastropubs instead of on an account here

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Noyemi K posted:

whoopdee loving doo! poo poo, guess I was wrong, OP's restaurant will definitely succeed with such a massive investment despite reams of industry data suggesting otherwise

Excuse me, that is a market indicator, and it indicates somebody is willing to pay $5 without any realistic chance of getting food in return.

If anything, his backers are proof he will be paid whether or not he creates a product. Instant success.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Noyemi K posted:

whoopdee loving doo! poo poo, guess I was wrong, OP's restaurant will definitely succeed with such a massive investment despite reams of industry data suggesting otherwise

Hey now, five dollars is five dollars. Baby steps here, every little bit counts.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Spanish Manlove posted:

The longer you guys try to get epic burns on him in the thread the longer it's on the front page providing free advertising to the lurkers.

Well gosh I better take all my student loan grants and dump it in to fund this now!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Dr. Tommy John posted:

First up, I have definitely brushed off criticism from posters who were offering sound and helpful feedback. I'm sorry about that, this has been an experience that I should have expected but underestimated, and some of this got to me despite my best efforts before any of the current posters arrived.

Next, you aren't wrong about the holes in our plan. Someone said something about owning my decisions like a man; well yes. We are impatiently rushing a schedule, and no one is forcing us to do that besides some minor circumstances unrelated to this thread. I recognize that you all have a right to an opinion about our business plan the moment I post asking for money, and I've tried to do my best not to tell anyone not to have that opinion. You can think were greedy entitled impatient idiots, hell you might be right, but the point isn't whether you'd do this, or whether you think I should have never gotten to this point in the first place. I was dismissive because we were already here, not because I thought your process seemed too hard or overly conservative.

You are right that we are rushing into this, that our plan is fraught with risks and potential disasters. I tried to argue this by shouting back the measures we've taken to try and mitigate those risks, but it's important that I acknowledge that I do share your concerns. I know the goon in a well story quite well, and I'm aware that I'm the goon and that I pissed off the guys with the rope. I just wanted to be clear that I don't want any rope, and while I may have tried to be too heavy with the marketing bravado to admit it initially, I'm perfectly aware of the chances of escaping this well through the bottom. If you don't wanna support that kind of foolhardy overconfidence, I do not begrudge you that. We have a chance, and none of you are wrong that it could be a better chance, I'm sorry I dismissed that idea. But overconfidence or not, were already doing this for the summer, and perhaps questioning that commitment led me to be kind of a shitpostin dickweasel

How much does a PR specialist cost to hire? Because you're going to need one.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
That's all I'll say, thank you to those of you who were cool, whichever side you were on.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
nvm hes more of a gerbil with diabetes

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Microwaves Mom posted:

Well gosh I better take all my student loan grants and dump it in to fund this now!

Good thing christmas recently happened, I wouldn't want any little goonlings to be deprived of their gifts.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

You are delusional and can't separate criticism from anger.

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