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invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013
Mos Def has been living in south africa for a while and is having VISA issues

http://ewn.co.za/2016/01/20/Yasiin-Bey-to-appear-in-WC-court-in-February


the awkward bit is seemingly he has gotten into a kind of large scale sovereign citizen thing and tried to travel using a World Passport? which the totally legit World Service Authority says "represents the inalienable human right of freedom of travel on planet Earth. Therefore it is premised on the fundamental oneness or unity of the human community"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Passport

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Captain Candyblood
Aug 19, 2013

*The worse insults for the likpas and phallos as well.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Wait, what? I really want to hear the logic behind this.

people who sit around eating junk food in their underwear are probably gross slobs. qed, they don't wash their asses enough.

as for why "eating pizza in your underwear on tumblr" is being used as some kind of cuteness metric here, pizza used to be one of tumblr's ~cute and quirky~ things. I'm sure at some point you guys have seen those images or tshirts that say stuff like "touch my butt and buy me pizza", right? it used to be kind of a thing that people said. thankfully it pretty much ended a while ago, so that lady's complaint is probably several years old by now

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

I feel like this is too good to not have been posted already, but going back several pages, and quick searches bring up nothing. For your viewing pleasure:

I Can't Dance (I don't give a gently caress)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNh5qH9w6w

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


invisible jerk posted:

Mos Def has been living in south africa for a while and is having VISA issues

http://ewn.co.za/2016/01/20/Yasiin-Bey-to-appear-in-WC-court-in-February


the awkward bit is seemingly he has gotten into a kind of large scale sovereign citizen thing and tried to travel using a World Passport? which the totally legit World Service Authority says "represents the inalienable human right of freedom of travel on planet Earth. Therefore it is premised on the fundamental oneness or unity of the human community"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Passport

Ah I read his rant and was wondering what he meant by 'world passport'

I mean I like Mos a whole lot but this is just loving dumb. The guy that invented the thing has been jailed 20 times trying to get into countries with it? SA doesn't accept it...

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013
you can use it in Tanzania, possibly. The dude who invented it also sent one to Edward Snowden, who I bet was just thrilled with that

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

cool kids inc. posted:

I feel like this is too good to not have been posted already, but going back several pages, and quick searches bring up nothing. For your viewing pleasure:

I Can't Dance (I don't give a gently caress)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNh5qH9w6w

I love this, thank you.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Captain Candyblood posted:

people who sit around eating junk food in their underwear are probably gross slobs. qed, they don't wash their asses enough.

as for why "eating pizza in your underwear on tumblr" is being used as some kind of cuteness metric here, pizza used to be one of tumblr's ~cute and quirky~ things. I'm sure at some point you guys have seen those images or tshirts that say stuff like "touch my butt and buy me pizza", right? it used to be kind of a thing that people said. thankfully it pretty much ended a while ago, so that lady's complaint is probably several years old by now

Wait, how is pizza, one of the most popular and common foods, be something quirky? Kids in the 90s practically lived off free pizza.



That's sad how refugees would be issued them, and hoped to be able to use them to get out of whatever hell hole they were stuck in.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


twistedmentat posted:

Wait, how is pizza, one of the most popular and common foods, be something quirky? Kids in the 90s practically lived off free pizza.

Tumblr's qualifier for "quirky" is quite low.

e:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 21:23 on Jan 20, 2016

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

twistedmentat posted:

Wait, how is pizza, one of the most popular and common foods, be something quirky? Kids in the 90s practically lived off free pizza.

Pizza (or food in general, by extension) as a boyfriend substitute is sort of a meme right now. It seems adjacent to posting about drinking wine all the time, but for people who'd rather eat.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Toast Museum posted:

Pizza (or food in general, by extension) as a boyfriend substitute is sort of a meme right now. It seems adjacent to posting about drinking wine all the time, but for people who'd rather eat.

And I hate it. Oh god, do I hate it. There's nothing wrong with being happy being single, but when someone talks nonstop about how happy they are being single hahaha chocolate is better than a boyfriend/girlfriend it drives me up the loving wall. And it always turns out that they're the saddest, loneliest people.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

cool kids inc. posted:

I feel like this is too good to not have been posted already, but going back several pages, and quick searches bring up nothing. For your viewing pleasure:

I Can't Dance (I don't give a gently caress)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNh5qH9w6w

This isn't that bad. At least she's self aware.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Sociopastry posted:

And I hate it. Oh god, do I hate it. There's nothing wrong with being happy being single, but when someone talks nonstop about how happy they are being single hahaha chocolate is better than a boyfriend/girlfriend it drives me up the loving wall. And it always turns out that they're the saddest, loneliest people.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sociopastry posted:

And I hate it. Oh god, do I hate it. There's nothing wrong with being happy being single, but when someone talks nonstop about how happy they are being single hahaha chocolate is better than a boyfriend/girlfriend it drives me up the loving wall. And it always turns out that they're the saddest, loneliest people.

Yeah, it's very much a "methinks the lady doth protest too much" type deal.


Did you take this? I love it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Does it work? Asking for a friend.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Paladinus posted:

Does it work? Asking for a friend.

Only works if you're funny, Paladinus.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Beige posted:

Only works if you're funny, Paladinus.

I guess my friend is out of luck then. Good thing I don't have problems like that.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


this animal face looks a lot like a wolfpupy drawing

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Toast Museum posted:

Pizza (or food in general, by extension) as a boyfriend substitute is sort of a meme right now. It seems adjacent to posting about drinking wine all the time, but for people who'd rather eat.

That makes sense. I guess its kind of like a dude going on about the waifu in a game or whatnot.

http://nymag.com/following/2015/11/dreaded-anime-avatar-explained.html
Not really AUG, but this quote seemed right at home among us

NY Mag posted:

As noted above, in some ways anime avatars are the equivalent of a fedora or a leather duster or transition lenses, a quick public signal of someone’s (proud) nerdom.

As for some AUG
http://i.imgur.com/vuQYtXr.jpg
Plain text for NSFW


Guys at cons always do these low effort costumes and act like they were the first to think of the idea and they're super clever.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Sociopastry posted:

And I hate it. Oh god, do I hate it. There's nothing wrong with being happy being single, but when someone talks nonstop about how happy they are being single hahaha chocolate is better than a boyfriend/girlfriend it drives me up the loving wall. And it always turns out that they're the saddest, loneliest people.

I don't care if they say it as long as they stop making stupid t-shirts about it:





HO-HOS BEFORE BROS

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Weldon Pemberton posted:

HO-HOS BEFORE BROS

Lol if you don't have this tattooed on your chest

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Uh, my GF and I were discussing this this morning, it's "Jojos before hos"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

That was totally stdh, but it was still a good story.

But you quoted the video about it :confused:

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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El Estrago Bonito posted:

Uh, my GF and I were discussing this this morning, it's "Jojos before hos"

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

You must be new to the internet. Welcome!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

twistedmentat posted:

As for some AUG
http://i.imgur.com/vuQYtXr.jpg
Plain text for NSFW

This is actually the first time I've seen this picture censored and somehow it's almost worse.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

????

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


http://i.imgur.com/cwMZv7H.gifv


*edit* file this under Awkward only cuz shes got a super clean pad

Basticle has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Jan 21, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

mesmerizing

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

I don't know if you're kidding or not, but here goes.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, a very popular manga/anime series.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Basticle posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cwMZv7H.gifv


*edit* file this under Awkward only cuz shes got a super clean pad

I dig this. Does it come with a soundtrack

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
My favorite thing is the cat looking at her when she's got the frying pan.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013



Ted Cruz's campaign manager

Vic Boss
Jan 19, 2007

:ocelot:
You're pretty good.
:ocelot:

CeramicPig posted:

http://youtu.be/BcNco-mM700
Girl shows you how to make artificial menstrual blood in case you want to be uncomfortably damp? Show your filled menstrual cup to your friends :shrug:
oh and she keeps some of her menstrual blood from A WEEK PRIOR for comparison
(Please don't let this lead to some awful derail. No matter what the old blood just sitting around is definitely gross)

Fear the old blood indeed :cthulhu:

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

cash crab posted:

I honestly feel like I wouldn't think it was cute to see a thinner girl sitting in her underwear eating a pizza, either. Regardless of how cute she was, I'd just assume she'd be the sort of person who doesn't wash her rear end enough.

Much worse than documenting yourself eating fastfood in alley for the internet

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

henkman posted:

Much worse than documenting yourself eating fastfood in alley for the internet

Ooooooooh, you gonna take that crabby?

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

twistedmentat posted:

My favorite thing is the cat looking at her when she's got the frying pan.

Goddamnit now I had to watch that for a few more loops to see what you were talking about (which I would have done anyway oh please make me stop watching.)

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

mds2 posted:

What the gently caress is a Jojo?

Apparently it's a regional term? Other places call the Potato Wedges or Steak Fries. However I will say we use those terms here as well and jojos refers specifically to the kind of greasy, fat, sometimes deep fried fries you get at gas stations, 7-11s and the deli counter at Walmart.

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