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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Owned

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Do we still think Matilda is Sandi?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Do we still think Matilda is Sandi?

Sometimes we just like to imagine.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


This thread just keeps on delivering.

Nice work getting reddit to deal with it so quickly by the way!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Matilda2013 please post on SA

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I want a god drat goon de yadda!!!!!!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Atheist Sunglasses posted:

So I totally forgot about this, but when the original Kickstarter poo poo was going down, I went and registered the Squadron 42 subreddit.

I think we have a good chance, especially with all-hands working on Squadron42, to really get that reddit moving with pro-Derek posts. Now who wants to be a mod?

Oh God, how much room is there in that rocketship? Cause it's blasting off straight to planet LOL.

I'm crepuscularsalmon on the redeet (poo poo now they know who I am!) if you want a mod.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






'

Go Dr. Dad!

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Aww… stop harassing Karl you meanies.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/41welu/bye_bye_umatilda2013/

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Paladinus posted:

I am the bloke who wears a bow tie with a bow tie pattern on it.

What's it like to not have a spine?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

So I totally forgot about this, but when the original Kickstarter poo poo was going down, I went and registered the Squadron 42 subreddit.

I think we have a good chance, especially with all-hands working on Squadron42, to really get that reddit moving with pro-Derek posts. Now who wants to be a mod?

I really really want to!

TheGoonduul

aleksendr
May 14, 2014

Common people - one page of nothing but that might be enough to motivates him -

And it does not matter if your line are amateurish. Its part of the charm.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

He died doing what he loved, being a big dickhead on the internet to defend a fake game

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
yeah rip

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Karl please come back you still have a place here

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Agrajag posted:

welp, looks like the party is over. it's been fun guys but matilda is going to shut down the forums.

In star citizen, forum shuts down YOU.

fuzzknot
Mar 23, 2009

Yip yip yip yip yip

Agrajag posted:

welp, looks like the party is over. it's been fun guys but matilda is going to shut down the forums.

I don't think he did it right.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Chalks posted:

Lol, loving hell. I think the part where she's implying I'm a coward for not contacting her family to talk about my Star Citizen opinions is possibly the maddest thing I've ever seen. Stay away from reddit folks, the rabbit hole never ends.
I'm surprised they didn't use the opportunity to use some kind insult about lacking balls as they are wont to do. The whole exchange was really strange.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I'm saddened that we cannot have an in depth discussion to discuss the 2.1.1 patch notes. Obviously this 30GB patch resolves several issues for the betterment of the game, and Star Citizens in general.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
*peeks into thread*

Keep up the good work.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm saddened that we cannot have an in depth discussion to discuss the 2.1.1 patch notes. Obviously this 30GB patch resolves several issues for the betterment of the game, and Star Citizens in general.

That's like 4 doors worth of content. Star citizen is really coming together guys

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/41veef/sandi_you_are_a_talentless_no_degree_having_hack/cz5g5iw

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm saddened that we cannot have an in depth discussion to discuss the 2.1.1 patch notes. Obviously this 30GB patch resolves several issues for the betterment of the game, and Star Citizens in general.

Star Citizen 2.1.1 Patch Notes

General

- Game still loving sucks


** End Patch Notes **


Commence discussion!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Owned. loving owned. Awesome.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Matilda's giving a world class performance :bravo: :worship:

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



2 points Griffindor

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Sorry, a bit off topic, but does anyone have the photoshop of the stretched Gary Oldman face turned into an abomination similar to Derek's Battlecruiser ad with the chick on the stool? I believe it had the caption, "It REALLY wants it"? I've gone back and looked but can't seem to track 'er down.

tia

Also the games never coming out.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm saddened that we cannot have an in depth discussion to discuss the 2.1.1 patch notes. Obviously this 30GB patch resolves several issues for the betterment of the game, and Star Citizens in general.

It probably fixes like a door again.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Go down, Karl.
Way, down, to doxxing land.
Tell ol' Derek,
Let my spaceships go.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

He/she is probably loving shaking with anger right now.

I love it lol.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted
If CIG would give us a game, goons would grief your ships instead of your reddit accounts. This is the natural order of things.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming


SOMEONE PUT THIS ON REDDIT

1) colorful textures

2) NPCs

3) Multiple locations

4) cover mechanic

5) animations other than walking/running

6) takedowns

7) crosshairs

8) left/right hand shooting

9) vehicles work

10) sweet jumps

11) physics

12) damage effects

13) economy

14) interesting missions

15) behavior affects NPC actions

16) interesting dialogue

17) amazing, vibrant fun clubs

18) no crashes

19) smooth animations

20) police presence

21) multiple ways to approach/complete missions

22) On foot mini map

23) tons of outfits personalization in NPCs

24) destructible objects

25) location based damage

26) grenades

27) different races

28) mirrors

29) vehicular combat

30) plethora of weapons




WAHT A PILE OF CRAP MAN SC RULEZ

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Romes128 posted:

He/she is probably loving shaking with anger right now.

I love it lol.

At least the email she writes to his wife will have a really loving funny punchline.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

ZenMaster posted:

SOMEONE PUT THIS ON REDDIT

1) colorful textures

2) NPCs

3) Multiple locations

4) cover mechanic

5) animations other than walking/running

6) takedowns

7) crosshairs

8) left/right hand shooting

9) vehicles work

10) sweet jumps

11) physics

12) damage effects

13) economy

14) interesting missions

15) behavior affects NPC actions

16) interesting dialogue

17) amazing, vibrant fun clubs

18) no crashes

19) smooth animations

20) police presence

21) multiple ways to approach/complete missions

22) On foot mini map

23) tons of outfits personalization in NPCs

24) destructible objects

25) location based damage

26) grenades

27) different races

28) mirrors

29) vehicular combat

30) plethora of weapons




WAHT A PILE OF CRAP MAN SC RULEZ

No birds? Checkmate.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Dogstoyevsky posted:

If CIG would give us a game, goons would grief your ships instead of your reddit accounts. This is the natural order of things.
it must be tough for them to want the game more than anything, but know deep down that goons will play it and they know what that means

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Scruffpuff posted:

No birds? Checkmate.

Gotta save something for DLC.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
A few years back a coworker spent like half a month's salary on SC. Every time I look into this thread, I think of him. It's glorious.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
I wonder if we'll see Raess2014 posting more frequently on the RSI forums now.

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Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
Hey there, Matilda
What's it like to be so lovely?
What's it like to be insane
And live the life of Walter Mitty
Only dumb
Spending time to defend the thumb
So fuckin' dumb

Hey there, Matilda
Don't you worry much about Sandi
She cares about as much about you
As she does about her family
Which is none
Her only care is number one
Your posting's done

Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Smart man's set you free

Hey there, Matilda
I know not posting is hard
But just believe me, freak
You'll never take your jpeg to the stars
Cause you're a fool
A broken, sad, deluded tool
Broke Reddit's rules

Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Oh, the Smart man's set you free
Smart man's set you free

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