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Black Baby Goku posted:Laying in bed with your best friend in a non sexual way with your heads propped up on pillows and your arms resting on your gut to aim Lol
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Jan 21, 2016 04:57
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its all over once your hands brush together
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trying to jack off posted:inviting a friend over to play point blank then patting the empty spot next to you in bed lol
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Black Baby Goku posted:I just imagined explaining why I'm getting a second CRT for the bedroom and why her Samsung HDTV has to go in the basement lol as I casually unpack a guncon and drape the cord over the bedframe  *dumps contents of box onto bed* honey look *gets into bed* i know you really liked watching orange is the new black or whatever while you were going to sleep *slots stock into the back of the silent scope light rifle* but this is really important to me *twists in optional barrel to the front of the gun* it's a dream i've had since i was a boy *attaches plastic scope, closes one eye and peers through the scope with the other* and i need you to support me
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Jan 21, 2016 05:01
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Jan 21, 2016 05:02
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SM64Guy posted:its all over once your hands brush together lol
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Black Baby Goku posted:Laying in bed with your best friend in a non sexual way with your heads propped up on pillows and your arms resting on your gut to aim only your heads and arms are visible as you get under the covers for some warm winter gaming with your bro, the epic sounds of the playstation boot screen fills the room
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Jan 21, 2016 05:02
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Black Baby Goku posted:Laying in bed with your best friend in a non sexual way with your heads propped up on pillows and your arms resting on your gut to aim Using your beer gut to rest your wiimotes during cutscenes ftw.
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Jan 21, 2016 05:05
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Listen, babe. This TV is totally retro. You know how much you love retro.., well no, we won't be booking cable into it because the cable port is busted. Yeah the other ports sure but that's for ps2 and nes and snes and Saturn.., you know this. Oh the 5 different plastic guns? Yeah they will be hanging over the edge of the bed like an afghan blanket now. Hey what's the suitcase for? Where are you going? But your mom lives in Delaware.... Babe? Babe. [Sound of psx booting up]
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trying to jack off posted:only your heads and arms are visible as you get under the covers for some warm winter gaming with your bro, the epic sounds of the playstation boot screen fills the room Lmfao but also this would be cool
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Jan 21, 2016 05:05
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Empty tall boy beer cans litter the bed and two passed out grown men with controller cords all over them rest softly, having gamed all day
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Jan 21, 2016 05:06
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Black Baby Goku posted:Empty tall boy beer cans litter the bed and two passed out grown men with controller cords all over them rest softly, having gamed all day Wonderful
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Jan 21, 2016 05:07
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The girlfriend has to sleep on the couch tonight, the boys are coming over to game
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Jan 21, 2016 05:08
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building a gun rack for your collection of light guns then mounting it above your bedhead
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trying to jack off posted:building a gun rack for your collection of light guns then mounting it above your bedhead The Wayne's world scene but I'm the girlfriend and she is Wayne and the gunrack says Namco on it
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Jan 21, 2016 05:09
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yeah honey there's no cable hookup but check this out *emerges from behind the tv smiling and holding an odd looking cord* s-video
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absolutely anything posted:yeah honey there's no cable hookup but check this out *emerges from behind the tv smiling and holding an odd looking cord* s-video Lmfao yes
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Black Baby Goku posted:Listen, babe. This TV is totally retro. You know how much you love retro.., well no, we won't be booking cable into it because the cable port is busted. Yeah the other ports sure but that's for ps2 and nes and snes and Saturn.., you know this. Oh the 5 different plastic guns? Yeah they will be hanging over the edge of the bed like an afghan blanket now. Hey what's the suitcase for? Where are you going? But your mom lives in Delaware.... Babe? Babe. [Sound of psx booting up] jokes on her, the suitcase is full of extra controllers
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elf help book posted:jokes on her, the suitcase is full of extra controllers Hahaha
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Jan 21, 2016 05:12
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Removing her clothes for buzz the mega quiz buzzers
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Jan 21, 2016 05:12
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i honestly have a beatles rock band box full of random old game stuff under my bed
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Jan 21, 2016 05:13
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Look Hun, we can use these Mario bedsheets I found as curtains!
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elf help book posted:i honestly have a beatles rock band box full of random old game stuff under my bed Let the madness out of the box
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Jan 21, 2016 05:14
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It's here it's finally here!!! [carries in Third 300lb TV this week]
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elf help book posted:i honestly have a beatles rock band box full of random old game stuff under my bed *brad Pitt voice* What's in the box!! Lol 
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Jan 21, 2016 05:18
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turning up to beta bar to play point blank with terry but bringing your own custom gcon in a specially crafted case
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Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Mandatory AIDS injection lab together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya...This swag I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the 5th console generation. It was bought in a little game store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make a profit selling gaming swag in America. Up until then, people just sold the swag in flea markets. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's rock band set, and he played it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the rock band set inside and put it in an his Beatles rock band box. And in that box it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Noobs once again. This time they called it The Second Generational Console Wars. Your great-grandfather gave this random gamer swag to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was an MLG pro and he was wasted along with all the other Pros at the battle of Quake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that tourament alive. So three days before the Japanese took first place your granddad asked a gamer on an Greyhouse bus transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his misc gamer stuff. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the tournament was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gaming related swag. This swag. This swag was in your Daddy's backpack when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Gamer prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this swag was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His rear end. Five long years, he hid this swag up his rear end. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the swag. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of controllers and cords and some promotional maps and manuals and a demo disk up my rear end for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the swag to you.
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By the way baby, I got us something a little... special for later *pulls locked wooden case out from under nightstand, inside is one of those one handed PSX controllers for RPGs*
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Pablo Gigante posted:By the way baby, I got us something a little... special for later *pulls locked wooden case out from under nightstand, inside is one of those one handed PSX controllers for RPGs* Hahaha
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Black Baby Goku posted:Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Mandatory AIDS injection lab together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya...This swag I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the 5th console generation. It was bought in a little game store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make a profit selling gaming swag in America. Up until then, people just sold the swag in flea markets. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's rock band set, and he played it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the rock band set inside and put it in an his Beatles rock band box. And in that box it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Noobs once again. This time they called it The Second Generational Console Wars. Your great-grandfather gave this random gamer swag to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was an MLG pro and he was wasted along with all the other Pros at the battle of Quake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that tourament alive. So three days before the Japanese took first place your granddad asked a gamer on an Greyhouse bus transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his misc gamer stuff. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the tournament was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gaming related swag. This swag. This swag was in your Daddy's backpack when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Gamer prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this swag was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His rear end. Five long years, he hid this swag up his rear end. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the swag. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of controllers and cords and some promotional maps and manuals and a demo disk up my rear end for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the swag to you. Vincent: You wanna know what they call the third Xbox in Paris?
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Pablo Gigante posted:Vincent: You wanna know what they call the third Xbox in Paris?
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Jan 21, 2016 05:42
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Check out the big brain on FactsAreUsess. You one smart motherfucker.
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Jan 21, 2016 05:43
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Pablo Gigante posted:Vincent: You wanna know what they call the third Xbox in Paris?
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Pablo Gigante posted:Vincent: You wanna know what they call the third Xbox in Paris? lol
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And you will KNOW my name is the lord [holds up guncon controller to TV] when I lay my vengeance upon thee
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Jules: I want you to go into that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It's the one that says, "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
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Pablo Gigante posted:Vincent: You wanna know what they call the third Xbox in Paris? Lmfao
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