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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Yeah, but every bike saves several inches of metal tubing.

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Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
I guess, eventually. Why not just raise a kickstarter for that, then?

It's actually even sillier than I thought. I guess they're raising money to sell their super expensive bikes in the US and then giving a portion of that to charity. So basically just a hipster bike company.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
So toms for bikes completely unironically

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I'd sooner support that hilariously awful 3D printer bike

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
When Bamboopunk becomes the next big thing and hipster nerds are making everything out of bamboo and coconuts and vines like a modern-day Gilligan's Island you're gonna wish you had invested in Pedal Forward.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Gilliganpunk sounds awesome

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Xandu posted:

I feel sort of bad sharing this because I'm sure his heart is in the right place, but good god, what kind of moron manufactures bicycles in New York City to ship to East Africa?


quote:

While transitioning in 2013, we raised funds and donated 35 bicycles to orphaned secondary students in Tanzania.

"Do you live in Africa? Are you trying to make a living making bicycles? Well, gently caress you, because we're just giving these away, better find another job!"

pairofdimes
May 20, 2001

blehhh
So instead of using tried and true ways of building a bike entirely out of metal, instead they will build a bike that still needs metal parts, except they're all custom since they have to interface with bamboo pieces. Also it introduces a ton of points of failure where the metal attaches to bamboo.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

pairofdimes posted:

So instead of using tried and true ways of building a bike entirely out of metal, instead they will build a bike that still needs metal parts, except they're all custom since they have to interface with bamboo pieces. Also it introduces a ton of points of failure where the metal attaches to bamboo.

They've compromised the design to make it actually work, but never realized that at some point it stopped making any sense.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in this stupid stupid thread

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Guys! People in Africa are still people. They, too, deserve overpriced rubbish bicycles. Don't act like you know better what they want, like giving them money directly or something. You just don't get how much one can accomplish with a lovely bike.

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.

Germstore posted:

They've compromised the design to make it actually work, but never realized that at some point it stopped making any sense.

Yep. Bicycles are already resource cheap compared to pretty much every other form of transportation save walking. It's telling that in their pitch they make this comparison:

(A car’s carbon footprint is 271 g/km; a bamboo bicycle’s is less than 21 g/km)

...rather than you know, comparing with a standard bike.

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002

pairofdimes posted:

So instead of using tried and true ways of building a bike entirely out of metal, instead they will build a bike that still needs metal parts, except they're all custom since they have to interface with bamboo pieces. Also it introduces a ton of points of failure where the metal attaches to bamboo.

And more points of failure is exactly what you don't want when you're out in the parts of Africa these people were thinking about when they got started.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

quote:

It is lightweight, comparable to aluminum. It also has a higher tensile strength than steel and has four-times the shock absorbency of carbon fiber. Bamboo provides the best of these materials into a simple mode of transportation; a lightweight, aluminum bicycle that rides as stiff as a steel bicycle, and is more shock absorbent than a carbon fiber bicycle

This is *involuntary eye twitch* not how material properties work

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

You can have your bamboo bike, hipsters, but don't come crawling to me when your wheels get eaten by a pack of pandas.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Xandu posted:

I feel sort of bad sharing this because I'm sure his heart is in the right place, but good god, what kind of moron manufactures bicycles in New York City to ship to East Africa?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/321294669/pedal-forward-bamboo-bicycles-for-all?ref=nav_search

A loving $500 bike, too.

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLm9wMWH7_o

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Phanatic posted:

"Do you live in Africa? Are you trying to make a living making bicycles? Well, gently caress you, because we're just giving these away, better find another job!"

Congratulations, you've made a broad-spectrum argument against many kinds of charity. Scrappy restaurateurs and grocery stores being oppressed by Big Food Bank, and worse!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I'm a very controversial person, I won't purchase any conveyance that can't take a few blows from a sledgehammer.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

I'm a very controversial person, I won't purchase any conveyance that can't take a few blows from a sledgehammer.

This test is gonna really horrify the poo poo out of your brethren if you ever go Amish.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Serak posted:

This is *involuntary eye twitch* not how material properties work

I know you're correct, but I'm too dumb to know how you're correct. Can you explain it to me?

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

RandomPauI posted:

I know you're correct, but I'm too dumb to know how you're correct. Can you explain it to me?

You're not dumb for not knowing it - that's what they're counting on.

Bamboo doesn't have 'higher tensile strength than steel' by any measure (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_tensile_strength) , but even assuming it did, tensile strength means nothing when they're claiming that this means a stiffer frame. I can make a flexible rope with a high tensile strength, but I wouldn't advise you build a bike out of it.

Also 'four-times the shock absorbency of carbon fiber' is a completely meaningless statement, especially since my understanding is that shock absorbency for a bicycle is typically of concern in the front fork, which is not made of bamboo on this bike in any case.

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Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
A quick Google search reveals they're also not 1) the first to build a bike out of bamboo or 2) even the first to Kickstart it.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dhaugen/aluminum-and-bamboo-bicycle

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/817362809/bamboobee-build-it-yourself-biy-bike-kit

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
There are also a ton of groups that bring more bikes to Africa, in a better and more sustainable way. http://www.buffalobicycle.com for example builds local assembly shops, employs local people to build and repair bikes, bikes made to work in a rural environment, with local and standard spare parts and are affordable by the local people (134 $ at cost, usually they partner with charities to bring the price down some more, since that's still several months of income in many regions and countries in Africa).

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
There's an ngo here that crams a ton of refurbished mail delivery bikes in a truck and just drives there to dump the bikes on an orphanage and gtfo

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Subjunctive posted:

Congratulations, you've made a broad-spectrum argument against many kinds of charity. Scrappy restaurateurs and grocery stores being oppressed by Big Food Bank, and worse!

Food banks aren't in any way competing with actual restaurants in developed countries, though.

However this is a very legitimate concern for developing countries where free or cheap second-hand stuff floods the market and destroys any chances the local manufacturers had: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/12/business/second-hand-clothes-africa/

Maybe consumer saving will outweigh the loss of employment elsewhere, but this isn't something you can just dismiss automatically. Send money if you want to help.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The bamboo bike is basically:



(source comic is usually :nws: just to be on the safe side)

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Maluco Marinero posted:

Yep. Bicycles are already resource cheap compared to pretty much every other form of transportation save walking. It's telling that in their pitch they make this comparison:

(A car’s carbon footprint is 271 g/km; a bamboo bicycle’s is less than 21 g/km)

...rather than you know, comparing with a standard bike.

Actually, that's not even true. I did the math a year or two ago, and found that a car's carbon footprint is around 150 g/km (for 271 g/km you can pretty much get any sub-SUV type car without any passengers; add one passenger and pretty much any sub-Hummer SUV fits within the budget). Public transport is 10-50 g/km.

Biking, however, increases your requirement for food to a point that with a regular diet you burn approximately 90 g/km extra CO2 just from the food production. Less if you eat vegetarian or vegan, more if you're a poor African eating wildlife cooked over a bonfire. A small motor cycle is pretty much comparable to the CO2 emission of a bike.

The thing bikes got going for them is that they are simple and riding them consumes less energy than walking/running. Unless, of course, they're made of some bamboo crap.

E: Oh yeah, a classical bike takes around 113 kg CO2 to make; drive more than 5400 km and that's better than 21 g/km.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What if you make a bike out of AK parts that grow naturally in africa

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Subjunctive posted:

Congratulations, you've made a broad-spectrum argument against many kinds of charity. Scrappy restaurateurs and grocery stores being oppressed by Big Food Bank, and worse!

I'm by no means the only person making that argument, and reacting to it dissmissively doesn't reduce its importance. Second-hand clothing imports have gutted textile industries and jobs in a number of African nations.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/12/business/second-hand-clothes-africa/
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/mariah-griffinangus/africa-charity_b_1623561.html
http://foreignpolicy.com/2012/06/18/please-dont-send-food/
http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1987628,00.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/14/world/americas/14iht-food.4.7116855.html
http://www.voanews.com/content/food-aid-hurts-haitis-farmers--92405389/116708.html
http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/spiegel-interview-with-african-economics-expert-for-god-s-sake-please-stop-the-aid-a-363663.html

Even CARE thinks that food aid hurts Africa. It's a steady pattern: some disaster makes the news, Westerners out of the goodness of their hearts donate all kinds of free poo poo, the people in those countries who previously made a living by selling that kind of poo poo find themselves out of work and dependent on that Western aid that just put them out of business.

quote:

About three hours north of Port-au-Prince, the Artibonite Valley is the center of Haiti's rice production.

This season, farmer Charles Surfoad is storing his rice rather than selling it. He says food aid from the earthquake relief effort produced a glut that pushed down prices. If he sells now, he says he'll lose money.

"Food aid is never good for us," he says. "As a farmer, I'm one of the first affected. You can't send that to a country where that's what they grow."

Surfoad says if he can't sell his rice, he won't have money to buy seeds for next season. And because he supplies about 50 neighbors with seeds, their next season will be affected, too.The entire supply chain can be affected, from farmers to wholesalers to merchants selling rice in local markets, many of whom say business is down because people are receiving free rice from donors.

Food is one of the most urgent needs in a humanitarian crisis. But, these cases illustrate that when donors bring in food, those who make a living growing and selling food can suffer.

If people want to solicit donations for a lovely trendoid bicycle, okay, but it's pretty awful for them to suggest that sending free bicycles to Africa is going to help anyone. It's raw capitalism wrapped in a cloak of charity.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/576593751/kickbackerz-your-face-cartoonized-in-a-card-game?ref=home_popular

The easiest way to remind all your friends that you are absurdly vain and will buy cards illustrated with a bunch of stranger's faces if yours is included among them.

Maybe a solitaire deck would have worked better.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Nagato posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/576593751/kickbackerz-your-face-cartoonized-in-a-card-game?ref=home_popular

The easiest way to remind all your friends that you are absurdly vain and will buy cards illustrated with a bunch of stranger's faces if yours is included among them.

Maybe a solitaire deck would have worked better.

So Kickstarter has devolved to the level of one of those high school poetry collection book scams.

I wonder if they're planning on holding exclusive game tournaments that backers can participate in for a nominal fee...

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


There's an article on Engadget about the Zano micro drone failure.
http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/20/kickstarter-explains-zano-drone-failure/

tl;dr: "Nobody knew what they were doing"

I like this bit:

quote:

Whether or not Kickstarter heeds that advice is another matter. Co-founder Yancey Strickler agrees that Kickstarter "shares in the risks," and he's open to the idea of paying for someone to oversee funded projects. However, he adds that crowdfunding services depend on an inherent amount of risk. The very point is to take a chance on an uncertain venture -- you have to accept the possibility of failure.
How does Kickstarter share in the risks again? Don't they take 5% before the company fails. I.e. 0% risk?

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.
Haha, yeah. They're really talking about a different type of risk, the 'backers better not stop funding these moon shots otherwise we'll make less money' risk.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

xlevus posted:

There's an article on Engadget about the Zano micro drone failure.
http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/20/kickstarter-explains-zano-drone-failure/



From the actual report:

https://medium.com/kickstarter/how-zano-raised-millions-on-kickstarter-and-left-backers-with-nearly-nothing-85c0abe4a6cb#.rkov7ng7t

quote:

Torquing’s supercomputer was switched off and would be sold for parts. Because the Zano drone checks in over the internet with Torquing’s servers each time it powers up to retrieve calibration data and updates, the few drones in the wild were instantly and permanently grounded

What the gently caress? "Without a connection to the internet, your software won't work" is awful enough. *That* is just retarded.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Phanatic posted:

From the actual report:

https://medium.com/kickstarter/how-zano-raised-millions-on-kickstarter-and-left-backers-with-nearly-nothing-85c0abe4a6cb#.rkov7ng7t


What the gently caress? "Without a connection to the internet, your software won't work" is awful enough. *That* is just retarded.

Haha what the gently caress no way

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
It looks like the new norm for crowdfunding is to invest a ton in marketing and social media visibility while selling the stupidest product

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/foreverspin-world-famous-spinning-tops--3/


And it works, the stupid e-ink shoes almost reached 1 million simply by hiring a company to write articles about it on tech and gadget blogs and sites.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks/

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Oh and it looks like the "smallest camera drone" guy ran away with the money:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/3d-pocketcopter-the-flying-camera/

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Phanatic posted:

From the actual report:

https://medium.com/kickstarter/how-zano-raised-millions-on-kickstarter-and-left-backers-with-nearly-nothing-85c0abe4a6cb#.rkov7ng7t


What the gently caress? "Without a connection to the internet, your software won't work" is awful enough. *That* is just retarded.

Glowforge has a similar setup, except it's $5000 laser cutters that will be left useless if they shut down their servers. Their response to that concern has basically been, "I don't know, maybe we'll open source the software, lol who knows."

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Oh and it looks like the "smallest camera drone" guy ran away with the money:
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Oh and it looks like the "smallest camera drone" guy ran away with the money:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/3d-pocketcopter-the-flying-camera/

Oh man, I would never have thought he was a flight risk.

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