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Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Gorilla Salad posted:

If you used the alchemy/enchanting feedback loop, you could do this:

I loved how easy it was to completely break Skyrim, it was the only thing which kept me coming back to the game - seeing just how completely I could break it over my knee. You could make insanely ridiculous stuff like potions which could paralyse someone for a real time month and weapons which could one-shot anything.

Wasn't that feedback loop the only really broken thing in skyrim? I can't think of anything else remotely as abusable, off the top of my head.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:17

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# ? May 9, 2024 15:12

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Merchant for Android is a kind-of-neat play-as-npc game.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 09:56

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Hyperlynx posted:

Haha. Maybe not.

http://steamcommunity.com/games/381120/announcements/detail/58911727096255986

Sips from the Yogscast did a few episodes with it if you're into that sort of thing. They're pretty entertaining.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 11:56

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Krinkle posted:

The date is wrong. Today is a wednesday but his birthday is only observed on mondays. And there's a crown because his name is king and for no other reason?

Is there a place called Office Will where you're from?

# ? Jan 21, 2016 12:10

cmykJester: Feb 16, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

JoelJoel posted:

Merchant for Android is a kind-of-neat play-as-npc game.

I miss Star Wars Galaxies. You could literally play the game as a tailor or armor smith exclusively. I had friends who made billions of in game money just selling med-packs because that's somethings everyone needs. It also had a pretty robust housing system and our guild leader literally just spend his time being our towns mayor and actually went through the effort to have urban planning instead of just plopping buildings down randomly.

And then they hosed the game trying to make it more like Warcraft.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 14:44

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

cmykjester posted:

I miss Star Wars Galaxies. You could literally play the game as a tailor or armor smith exclusively. I had friends who made billions of in game money just selling med-packs because that's somethings everyone needs. It also had a pretty robust housing system and our guild leader literally just spend his time being our towns mayor and actually went through the effort to have urban planning instead of just plopping buildings down randomly.

And then they hosed the game trying to make it more like Warcraft.

I remember my stint as an obese cantina dancer.

In SWG you had 3 "Health Pools", HP, Stamina, Mind.

The first two were easy to heal, however Mind was a bit more tricky. With Mind, any damage amount would cause that amount of Mind to be blacked out and unable to be used. This could be used to permanently disable player characters, since there was no Health Packs or Stims for Mind.

To heal your Mind you needed to either watch a Dancer, or listen to a Band.

One of the requisites for hunting the harder creatures in the game was getting buffs from doctors, so in larger cities, people would actually line up waiting to be buffed by the docs.

What I did was create an obese man, complete with huge belly overlapping his pelvic area, stripped him nearly naked, equipped the slave Leia dancer outfit, and just danced right by the line up. Of course this was also on an RP server so it really broke some people's immersion having a fat man sexy dancing for them and their characters enjoying it.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 15:51

Super Dan: Jan 26, 2006

JoelJoel posted:

Merchant for Android is a kind-of-neat play-as-npc game.

There's also Swords and Potions and Swords and Potions 2.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 16:04

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

PaulBearer posted:

drat, I thought these books were written as some kind of absurd joke to earn a few bucks from people looking for a bizarre gift for a buddy or whatever, but this is madness at levels that disprove God's existence.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 17:46

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Fried Watermelon posted:

I remember my stint as an obese cantina dancer.

In SWG you had 3 "Health Pools", HP, Stamina, Mind.

The first two were easy to heal, however Mind was a bit more tricky. With Mind, any damage amount would cause that amount of Mind to be blacked out and unable to be used. This could be used to permanently disable player characters, since there was no Health Packs or Stims for Mind.

To heal your Mind you needed to either watch a Dancer, or listen to a Band.

One of the requisites for hunting the harder creatures in the game was getting buffs from doctors, so in larger cities, people would actually line up waiting to be buffed by the docs.

What I did was create an obese man, complete with huge belly overlapping his pelvic area, stripped him nearly naked, equipped the slave Leia dancer outfit, and just danced right by the line up. Of course this was also on an RP server so it really broke some people's immersion having a fat man sexy dancing for them and their characters enjoying it.

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2016 17:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Command Ant posted:

Sid got a little more creative in his adult years.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 18:56

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

cmykjester posted:

I miss Star Wars Galaxies. You could literally play the game as a tailor or armor smith exclusively. I had friends who made billions of in game money just selling med-packs because that's somethings everyone needs. It also had a pretty robust housing system and our guild leader literally just spend his time being our towns mayor and actually went through the effort to have urban planning instead of just plopping buildings down randomly.

And then they hosed the game trying to make it more like Warcraft.

It was a really weird story. They made a MMO with a really novel and creative gameplay model that wasn't met anywhere else in the market, while simultaneously making said gameplay as little like Star Wars as possible. It was the "What if Luke had stayed home and been a moisture farmer?" MMO, but it obviously found its audience. Alienating them by trying to turn it into an honest Star Wars game later was a doomed concept just because everyone who wanted that had left ages ago and wouldn't have come back even if it had been done really well.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 19:09

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

# ? Jan 21, 2016 20:30

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

# ? Jan 21, 2016 20:35

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Fried Watermelon posted:

I remember my stint as an obese cantina dancer.

In SWG you had 3 "Health Pools", HP, Stamina, Mind.

The first two were easy to heal, however Mind was a bit more tricky. With Mind, any damage amount would cause that amount of Mind to be blacked out and unable to be used. This could be used to permanently disable player characters, since there was no Health Packs or Stims for Mind.

To heal your Mind you needed to either watch a Dancer, or listen to a Band.

One of the requisites for hunting the harder creatures in the game was getting buffs from doctors, so in larger cities, people would actually line up waiting to be buffed by the docs.

What I did was create an obese man, complete with huge belly overlapping his pelvic area, stripped him nearly naked, equipped the slave Leia dancer outfit, and just danced right by the line up. Of course this was also on an RP server so it really broke some people's immersion having a fat man sexy dancing for them and their characters enjoying it.

So they felt their characters should lack a sense of humor like they apparently were.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:26

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

There was the fat six tittied dancer in jabba's palace so it's canon that people love to watch that blubber fly.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:36

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

Right next to the toilet:

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:37

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

skander posted:

Right next to the toilet:

Every doctor office I've been in that has need for urine samples also has a little doored portal in the bathroom where a patient can place their sealed fresh urine sample when they're done with it. The other side presumably opens into the testing lab, where a tech can pick up the sample and test it without any awkward patient interaction. Apparently this place has a busted portal.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:51

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

Hirayuki posted:

Apparently this place has a busted portal.

Yep, that's what the sign is covering. Someone broke it, and some of the patients just leave their urine sample in the bathroom.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:59

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Hirayuki posted:

Every doctor office I've been in that has need for urine samples also has a little doored portal in the bathroom where a patient can place their sealed fresh urine sample when they're done with it. The other side presumably opens into the testing lab, where a tech can pick up the sample and test it without any awkward patient interaction. Apparently this place has a busted portal.

Broken piddle portal.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:11

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Bored posted:

Broken piddle portal.

You leave my wife out of this!

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:17

SpaceBanana: May 20, 2007; A banana. From space.

trapped mouse posted:

I am enjoying this twitter feed

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:27

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

Hirayuki posted:

Every doctor office I've been in that has need for urine samples also has a little doored portal in the bathroom where a patient can place their sealed fresh urine sample when they're done with it. The other side presumably opens into the testing lab, where a tech can pick up the sample and test it without any awkward patient interaction. Apparently this place has a busted portal.

Huh, I don't think I've ever encountered such a portal in my 30 years in the upper-mid-west.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:37

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

skander posted:

Yep, that's what the sign is covering. Someone broke it, and some of the patients just leave their urine sample in the bathroom.

People started short-circuiting the whole cup deal and just pissed into the portal.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 22, 2016 00:26

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Say Nothing posted:

The Life in Hell/Futurama crossover we've been waiting for!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 00:27

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Angela Christine posted:

Assuming for a moment that it is all real: The son claims his father has schizophrenia. In men the average age of onset is 16-25, which leaves plenty of time to knock a lady up before boarding the train to crazytown. It doesn't seem like schizophrenia could be all that is wrong with him though, he does seem a little simple. There is no way to know if he was always slow, or it was a side effect of his treatment or maybe even an unrelated head injury or something.

Autism isn't adult onset. so someone still had sex with a rainman level autistic man.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 00:36

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

snergle posted:

Autism isn't adult onset. so someone still had sex with a rainman level autistic man.

More like a buttstuff obsessed Forrest Gump, IMO.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 00:54

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Love is like a box of chocolates?

# ? Jan 22, 2016 01:28

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

KozmoNaut posted:

Love is like a box of chocolates?

That pounds you in the butt.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 01:29

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

hooah posted:

Huh, I don't think I've ever encountered such a portal in my 30 years in the upper-mid-west.

I've got going on forty years in the same region. Ever gone to an OB/GYN? Those places are all piss tests, all the time. Otherwise, you might very well not see one if you don't usually need to use doctor-office bathrooms.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 02:24