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Who was your favorite Doobie supporting cast member? Was Riley the new employee? Or Mr. Wade the Pinto Bean eating champ? And who couldn't love Sammy the American flag pie eating patriot.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:05
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WhyteRyce posted:Odds on doobs canceling any standing orders with his supplier? ppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt hahahahahahaha what like who wow who do you thnink you are dealing with fffffffffffffffffhahahahaha "standing orders" get the gently caress out of here
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Jan 21, 2016 18:07
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Jan 21, 2016 18:08
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WhyteRyce posted:Odds on doobs canceling any standing orders with his supplier? Doob's suppliers were the freezers at Walmart
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Jan 21, 2016 18:09
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MikeyLikesIt posted:Who was your favorite Doobie supporting cast member? Odysseus the health inspector. There were at least 3 new employees that Doob posted pictures of and you never saw or heard anything about them again. DoctorStrangelove posted:Is today the last day he's open, or is it tomorrow? Yes.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:12
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Jan 21, 2016 18:19
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Blitter posted:... I think most of the originals are still up on smule; poke around bamgrl29 and you'll find stuff like this classic I didn't realise until Blitter's post that the Doobster's main rap creation was based on a 50 Cent song. (Coincidence that Dooby charges "50 cents" for a cup of "ice"? Steel dogs don't melt.) Doob started making raps after the infamous "all you can eat chicken bar" Facebook post. It must have got him thinking about how much money he could make by attracting a certain sort of customer, but charging non all-you-can-eat-deal prices.  Pls no one post Sammy's pic in response, that would be racist and interrupt the serious business of grieving.  All up, Doobie's Doghouse was win-win, two years of entertainment for everyone, hopefully no gays were actually fired, and Doobie got to impress his lady fighting the bad froggers while working his dream job. Reality didn't live up to the dream, hey, that's reality for ya. Best of luck to the Doobster in finding a new job to suit his peculiar talents. (Blogger, good idea! You reading this, Doob?). And I hope he and his family will join me in praying for blacks, homos, sinner froggers and white trash everywhere.  my my my, what will we do now? The Climax is imminent! just lucky we enjoyed the ride!
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Jan 21, 2016 18:24
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*funded by obamacare
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Jan 21, 2016 18:25
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bradzilla posted:Doob's suppliers were the freezers at Walmart I firmly believe doobs had a supplier. And I firmly believe said supplier just bought the stuff from Walmart and Dollar General and added 10%.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:25
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Minor update for goons in foreign lands where Doobie blocks you from accessing his page: And an answer for the goon who asked when the last day is: 
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Jan 21, 2016 18:25
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BigBadSteve posted:a certain sort of customer Like the mayor 
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Jan 21, 2016 18:37
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Jan 21, 2016 18:38
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WhyteRyce posted:Northport isn't that close to Reform. Are they expanding? Satellite parking facility? Probably turning it into a graveyard. Doobies shack is literally becoming a plot for corpses to be put.
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Jan 21, 2016 18:42
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MikeyLikesIt posted:Who was your favorite Doobie supporting cast member? second place goes to the Coke rep who took one look at Doob and went "ahahahah nope no fountain for you"
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Jan 21, 2016 18:42
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Jan 21, 2016 18:50
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Microwaves Mom posted:Doobies buns too large
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Jan 21, 2016 18:56
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In 2 years (- now): 
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Jan 21, 2016 19:00
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Lmfao at a guy who charges .50 cents for ice complaining about outrageous markups
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Jan 21, 2016 19:05
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Someone seriously needs to go to doobie's today or tomorrow
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Jan 21, 2016 19:06
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Jan 21, 2016 19:10
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facebook jihad posted:Someone seriously needs to go to doobie's today or tomorrow
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Jan 21, 2016 19:11
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Yeah, but how would doobie react if his final customer asked for a Frog Dog?
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Jan 21, 2016 19:18
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CrashCat posted:We couldn't get anyone to go in two years, it's not loving happening im surprised that not a single goon lives within 30-45 minutes of reform and could make a lunch trip over there one weekend day im not surprised that no one went im just surprised that no one was close
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Jan 21, 2016 19:19
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Jan 21, 2016 19:21
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*wayne robinson lgos into his computer* *goes to amazon dot com* *types "coke meberobillia" into the serach bar* *buys the top 100 best sellers* look its like a diner in here like an old timey diner *doesnt get a coke fountain because hes a halfwit moron*
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Jan 21, 2016 19:23
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tomstuart posted:im surprised that not a single goon lives within 30-45 minutes of reform and could make a lunch trip over there one weekend day We have a couple of Tuscaloosa goons but none made the trip
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Jan 21, 2016 19:27
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tomstuart posted:*wayne robinson lgos into his computer* He tried to get a fountain but they turned him down. That's why it's in the bottle
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Jan 21, 2016 19:37
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If anyone knows a homosexual tell them Doobies is closing. They'll be happy the gay agenda shut down a good Christan establishment
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Jan 21, 2016 19:38
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Those dudes did go and make a trip report pretty soon after it opened. It's true that nobody's gone since then which is p. lame.
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Jan 21, 2016 19:56
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Berious posted:He tried to get a fountain but they turned him down. That's why it's in the bottle Some goon chimed in at the time and said Coke would give a fountain to practically anybody.
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Jan 21, 2016 19:56
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tomstuart posted:im surprised that not a single goon lives within 30-45 minutes of reform and could make a lunch trip over there one weekend day Are you really surprised that no one lives near it? If it's anything like the rural small towns of the Midwest there's probably nothing but farmland around for hours and the only outside business the place gets is people pulling off the freeway to get gas and hover their asses precariously a few inches off the toilet in the 7-11 while taking a desperate poo poo.
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Jan 21, 2016 19:59
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CrashCat posted:seemed to be just some guy with a fridge truck fridge trucks cost money, more like a playmate cooler at best
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Jan 21, 2016 20:00
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If he wasn't so foolish and proud he would have listened to the goons who would have helped him make his business successful. Or he would have, you know, moved into one of Reform's many abandoned buildings, instead of shutting down and liquidating literally a week after being told his bunker would eventually turn into the parking lot of a crematorium. Literally everything he did was retarded and he deserves whatever meth-and-trailer fate awaits him. I'm convinced he only kept it open long enough to secure some kind of welfare and the funeral home thing is just LIES..
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Jan 21, 2016 20:05
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Boinks posted:Some goon chimed in at the time and said Coke would give a fountain to practically anybody. Maybe he asked if he could get one free because of all his twitter followers 
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Jan 21, 2016 20:07
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hofnar posted:fridge trucks cost money, more like a playmate cooler at best
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Jan 21, 2016 20:08
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Thinking back, Doobie but in a food truck serving the same poo poo food would have been amazing. Mobile walmart food could have been a thing. I'm excited for the vent hood price because that was a major money sink and I will laugh at the loss he sells it at
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Jan 21, 2016 20:13
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I'm going to laugh even harder when the landlord goes back and sells it to another restaurant instead of making a parking lot
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Jan 21, 2016 20:18
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SaltLick posted:
The landlord's probably not going to be too much of an rear end in a top hat if the building is being sold for demolition, but normally you can't just take out those kind of fittings. Either they become part of the property under the terms of the lease or you're obligated to repair any damage caused by their removal. It's one of the reasons businesses get leases which give them options for 10-15 years. Lolie fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jan 21, 2016 |
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I never imagined this. I've been following this hot dog saga since its conception...and now we've reached the Götterdooberung.
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