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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




I have one in the kitchen and no loving idea what to do with it.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Use it to stir and serve your pasta?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Its what you use to fling spaghetti at the wall to see if its done.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

I have one in the kitchen and no loving idea what to do with it.

Have you ever considered the possibility that you might just be stupid?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Maybe he just never eats pasta.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Screaming Idiot posted:

Maybe he just never eats pasta.

What the hell?!?

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Don't you use that to scratch your back if you get itchy while cooking?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wintermutant posted:

Don't you use that to scratch your back if you get itchy while cooking?

You add olive oil and parmesan cheese, not back grease and skin flakes.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Screaming Idiot posted:

Maybe he just never eats pasta.
Bingo, I have mild gluten intolerance hence I never cook pasta for myself.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I just bought this and the pastasaurus.

:3:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Writer Cath posted:

I just bought this and the pastasaurus.

:3:

In all seriousness, a ladle with legs to let it stand upright in the pot without falling in is a really useful idea.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Writer Cath posted:

I just bought this and the pastasaurus.

:3:

Remember to keep them separated :black101:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

In all seriousness, a ladle with legs to let it stand upright in the pot without falling in is a really useful idea.

Either your pots are bigger or your ladles shorter than any of the ones I've ever had.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I get my gf to taste all foods especially pasta

if she says it's ok only then shall it pass my lips

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jeff Sichoe posted:

I get my gf to taste all foods especially pasta

if she says it's ok only then shall it pass my lips

Ask her if your cock is OK.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i'm a fat oval office so there is NO WAY i could ever taste that, brother

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jeff Sichoe posted:

i'm a fat oval office so there is NO WAY i could ever taste that, brother

Life hack: MOTIVATION.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
:nws:
http://www.bestenhancementreviews.com/suck-penis/

1st Step – Stretching Techniques
ok yeah I can handle that

2nd Step – Lose Weight
hmm

3rd Step – Get A Bigger Dick
um, like steal it?

What To Expect From Sucking Your Own Dick
:nws:

From what we could gather, the art of a self blow job is actually kind of fun, but does have its downsides. For one, cumming in your mouth may be great in the heat of the moment, but once the orgasms is all done you may have a mouth full of cum that you really didn’t want. Some guys actually get off on swallowing their own load, or even just dropping one on the face. Its all a matter of personal preference I guess.
For some guys, the art of autofellatio actually turns them on, while others may make them think it makes them gay. There is nothing wrong with self-pleasure, right? Just because you can masturbate yourself, does that make you homosexual? Of course it doesn’t, so where’s the difference?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

seems like the ultimate lifehack. feeling down? bend over and slurp up some endorphins.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




If I could stop stuffing food down my face to the point I could stuff my own dick down my face I'd never leave the house

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Chard posted:

If I could stop stuffing food down my face to the point I could stuff my own dick down my face I'd never leave the house

Yeah, that can be a pretty big problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZC7sNwbUk

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Sordas Volantyr posted:

I actually do this. It works about 60% of the time or so.

Masturbation works 100% of the time:ssh:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Jeff Sichoe posted:

:nws:

but once the orgasms is all done you may have a mouth full of cum that you really didn’t want.


Well if you didn't want it just spit it out dude. Make like a geyser #lifehack

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Spitting it out is rude. :mad:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

SaltLick posted:

Move in after an evictee and get new carpet and appliances due to them trashing the place! Instant apartment upgrade #RenterHack

We have one of those. Total remodel, but the new rent, even though it's about $200 below current market rate, is insanely high.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

HardDisk posted:

Spitting it out is rude. :mad:

Wouldn't want to offend that person.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

I'm here to poo poo on this product. Why have it stand up if its gonna 100% be covered in liquid and won't be able to handle noodles? Life: Jacked

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

amityville anus posted:

I'm here to poo poo on this product. Why have it stand up if its gonna 100% be covered in liquid and won't be able to handle noodles? Life: Jacked

It's also cute.

Goosed it.
Nov 3, 2011

amityville anus posted:

I'm here to poo poo on this product. Why have it stand up if its gonna 100% be covered in liquid and won't be able to handle noodles? Life: Jacked

What? Since when do ladles handle noodles? WHY ARE YOU SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR NESSIE?

God I want that ladle.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Goosed it. posted:

What? Since when do ladles handle noodles? WHY ARE YOU SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR NESSIE?

God I want that ladle.

Noodles are the only thing he ever cooks, that's why being able to handle noodles is the most important feature of any cookware he buys.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Goosed it. posted:

What? Since when do ladles handle noodles? WHY ARE YOU SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR NESSIE?

God I want that ladle.

Ladies handle noodles all the ti---oh, LADLES :doh:

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.
M'ladle. *tips hat*

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I bought Nessie which led me down a dark path of cute animal-shaped cooking utensils.

PS I'll let everyone know how the manatea works once it arrives

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
PYF Stupid Life Hacks: A dark path of cute animal-shaped cooking utensils

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Not going to lie, if I had a kitchen full of adorable animal utensils, I'd feel just like I was in a Disney movie every time I went to make something to eat.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I'd love to see a real version of that outside of Enchanted. "I have squirrels doing my washing up did YOU JUST poo poo IN MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL!?"

Snake Toddler
Jan 11, 2016

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Palisader posted:

I bought Nessie which led me down a dark path of cute animal-shaped cooking utensils.

PS I'll let everyone know how the manatea works once it arrives



I have had the manatea and gifted it to other people as well and it is adorable and perfect in every way.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Palisader posted:

I bought Nessie which led me down a dark path of cute animal-shaped cooking utensils.

PS I'll let everyone know how the manatea works once it arrives



I have one and it works well but it's a pain to clean. (Just like any other loose-leaf infuser, really.)

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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Eponine posted:

I have had the manatea and gifted it to other people as well and it is adorable and perfect in every way.

I did genuinely buy it so that I can bring my loose tea to work, but I'll admit that I was tempted by the tiny deep sea diver



but eventually concluded that it'd be pointless without glass mugs.

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