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CrashCat posted:I mean no offense by it, but you know someone would try to do it, because if there's one thing goons like it's getting people in trouble for finally delivering some drat entertainment yeah p much, like the last time the doob thread got moved there.
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Last Buffalo posted:
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:35 |
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SaltLick posted:Thinking back, Doobie but in a food truck serving the same poo poo food would have been amazing. Mobile walmart food could have been a thing. Doobie's Dog Truck venture would be him squatting in the bed of his pickup cooking a 30 pack of Great Value franks over a camping stove.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:39 |
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whoflungpoop posted:whoever that is on the bottom right hi that man is.....dead.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:39 |
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CrashCat posted:I mean no offense by it, but you know someone would try to do it, because if there's one thing goons like it's getting people in trouble for finally delivering some drat entertainment lol i totally get it. im not doing it though. i got too much going for me. that fucker would probably shoot me. im going to the gym after work. plus i think something like this would trigger me. i can't do it. i KNOW there are more goons near him than just me. you need someone...brave...
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:39 |
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This would be incredible.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:39 |
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suckin' that chili right outta that hole
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:46 |
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:lol i totally get it. im not doing it though. i got too much going for me. Jesus Christ, your one chance at forums glory. Better get to that gym though, better go to work. Better jerk off into that sock. It's not like this is a finite universe and some day you'll be old and dead. Time well spent.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:53 |
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Doobie lived the dream to a fullness that we will never know and for that.... I salute him.
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:lol i totally get it. im not doing it though. i got too much going for me.
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:lol i totally get it. im not doing it though. i got too much going for me. what a waste.
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a starwar betamax posted:Doobie lived the dream to a fullness that we will never know and for that.... I salute him.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:59 |
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:01 |
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:I live less than an hour away. You must go there. If you get a ticket, I will pay it, lest I be banned for lying (toxx). This is history. Ask him how much for the Coke sign and you'll be able to flip it on ebay for a handsome profit. If you or someone doesn't go, if only to tell Doobie you love him, then I will know these gay forums are truly dying.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:04 |
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I am confused. He's selling bread and milk now? Unless he meant "Doobie is ready".
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:13 |
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wait does he live at the shack
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:14 |
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otherwise why does the shack having bread and milk mean anything to his family at home unless hes using his business supplies for personal use totally fuckingup his taxes god who loving knows
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:15 |
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Melmac posted:
im imagining a HowToBasic video for some reason
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:16 |
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irs man - *uhh mr robinson you know you cant claim all of thse suplies as a business expense and then just eat them at home right, you have to pay your business for those* doobie - blank stare
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:16 |
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I'm the 3 cans of coke left
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:16 |
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bethca dollars to donuts that there is and never was a separate entity, even on paper e: yeah the alabama secretary of state lists no doobies dog house doobies or anythign like that in reform
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:16 |
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There's no way he paid even a penny in taxes from the doghouse in the last 2 years. But I don't think you can get in trouble if you didn't make any profit on paper lol.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:20 |
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i bet that shack has a water lein on it
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:20 |
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$58,000 for a successful business sounds p. reasonable imo.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:21 |
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this all began because goons in the awful kickstarter thread saw pictures of those chili dogs on a cafeteria tray and wanted to eat that
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:22 |
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Melmac posted:
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CrashCat posted:the news has been "lol snow, theres a run on bread and milk" and i imagine he just sits around and watches tv a good portion of the day at the oghous http://twitter.com/AndyGHardman/status/690164726924460032/photo/1
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:26 |
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literally every grocery store in my area is running out of milk, bread, and cheese even though the longest city-wide lockdown from snow ever was only 3-4 days. like, jesus, how much of that stuff do you go through???
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:31 |
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Melmac posted:
He's too stupid to keep the eggs and pancake mix to eat at home. If there's a run on milk and bread he could sell those at a premium but he probably only buys milk and bread a loaf/bottle at a time.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:32 |
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Landlord lied. Dreams dun died.
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FrankieGoes posted:Landlord lied. doobie clear out im putting in a parking lot this is a landlord
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:33 |
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It's nice to put a face to the idiots who run out and buy the most perishable goods during bad weather runs. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, doobs.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:34 |
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Melmac posted:
Well, let me have a look at your menu. Hmmm, I think I'll have three slices of white bread, and a side of milk. Do you have it in the carton?
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:36 |
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we kept telling him to melt the cheese and he was like "well milk is basically just pre-melted cheese if you think about it"
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:37 |
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I hope he keeps the FB open so we hear about him applying for one job a month and can listen to him whine about no-one wanting to hire him. A Patreon/gofundme to cover "the mortgage and living expenses" until he gets a job should appear any day now.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:39 |
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FrankieGoes posted:Well, let me have a look at your menu. Hmmm, I think I'll have three slices of white bread, and a side of milk. Do you have it in the carton? no but you can get some eggs in the carton i have 3-21/2 left
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:40 |
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Wow... the doobies dogs after-the-credits-scene is really dragging
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:41 |
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gently caress the cheese. If I'm going to be trapped inside for two or three days I'm heading for the liquor aisle. I can live without food for a couple days but being trapped indoors without rum for that long would be a nightmare.
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# ? Jan 21, 2016 23:42 |
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tomstuart posted:literally every grocery store in my area is running out of milk, bread, and cheese even though the longest city-wide lockdown from snow ever was only 3-4 days. like, jesus, how much of that stuff do you go through??? I used to work at The Store and holy poo poo these people are insanely stupid. We've never had roads get shut down for more than 24 hours, and that happened in like 2002 or some poo poo. It's not 1870 any more you shitfucks.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I used to work at The Store and holy poo poo these people are insanely stupid. We've never had roads get shut down for more than 24 hours, and that happened in like 2002 or some poo poo. It's not 1870 any more you shitfucks. I wonder if things were shut down for 36 hours, if you could get away with shooting and eating your neighbor. Maybe in Texas.
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