|
VendaGoat posted:People that use one knife for the peanut butter and a separate knife for the Jelly, for 500 Alex. If you don't use separate utensils for different things you might as well just put all your condiments in a blender and blend until smooth.
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 18:23
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 22:17 |
|
|
Mymla posted:If you don't use separate utensils for different things you might as well just put all your condiments in a blender and blend until smooth. Just eat your meals out of a bucket you filthy loving animal!
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 18:47
|
|
|
 From 1947.
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 19:08
|
|
|
I thought I got on the sriracha hipster train relatively early but I just can't compete with putting it on pizza in 1947. Alternately doesn't sound like an awful open faced ham sandwich.
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 19:38
|
|
|
Anti-Food Porn Thread: NO PIZZA (pronounced peet-sa) RULES
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 19:44
|
|
|
Mymla posted:If you don't use separate utensils for different things you might as well just put all your condiments in a blender and blend until smooth. Spread the jam first, rinse the knife off, and then spread the peanut butter second because it's harder to clean.
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 19:58
|
|
|
Wanamingo posted:Spread the jam first, rinse the knife off, and then spread the peanut butter second because it's harder to clean. The single guy way. Smear PB on bread in mounds, maybe put a little back into the jar because, come on, I still want to have a beer. Use the same knife by jamming it into the jelly and swirling it around, to mix it up proper. Smear jam on other slice of bread. Slap bread together. Lick knife clean and toss it into sink, in case I want another. Leave jam and PB out until such time as I feel like putting them away. Belch.
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 20:22
|
|
|
left_unattended posted:Excuse you, licorice allsorts do NOT belong in lolly cake Because they belong in the garbage in your elderly grandparents' house when you are cleaning it out after they've died
|
|
#
?
Jan 21, 2016 23:40
|
|
.
|
zedprime posted:I thought I got on the sriracha hipster train relatively early but I just can't compete with putting it on pizza in 1947. They are talking about Heinz chili sauce, which is about as spicy as ketchup.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 00:03
|
|
|
           
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 00:44
|
|
|
The boxed wine has a picture of bottled wine on it. Lies.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 00:52
|
|
|
The sandwish with a snack cake on top looks like pregnancy.jpeg.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 01:10
|
|
|
I found this at the store yesterday (sorry for the blurry picture). It's called "Seems Spicy Not Spicy A Bit Spicy Chili Oil". My roommate was mad when I came home without it, she wanted to solve the mystery of just how [not] spicy it really is.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 01:28
|
|
|
Otana posted:I found this at the store yesterday (sorry for the blurry picture). I admit I'm a little upset too, now I want to know  Did we discuss these yet? They're little blobs of water you bite, suck the juice out of, and then eat the weird coating. The texture looks pretty gross. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 01:37
|
|
|
 What a beautiful collection of things only a pregnant person or a dog would eat.Scathach posted:I admit I'm a little upset too, now I want to know MOISTURE BALL
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 01:38
|
|
|
Otana posted:I found this at the store yesterday (sorry for the blurry picture). I love the name for it and wish we named more food like that.  "Possibly Cold or Iced, Not Cold At All Cream"
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 01:48
|
|
|
cash crab posted:MOISTURE BALL  
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 01:50
|
|
|
Scathach posted:I admit I'm a little upset too, now I want to know It reminds me of those water balls from A Bug's Life.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 02:04
|
|
|
Scathach posted:I admit I'm a little upset too, now I want to know Refreshing treat or used condom? YOU decide!
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 02:07
|
|
|
Somewhere out there is a dude laughing his rear end off that he managed to convince people to eat used condoms
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 02:08
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:It reminds me of those water balls from A Bug's Life. Round these parts we call them water droplets.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 02:34
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:Round these parts we call them water droplets. Look at Miss Fancy Pants and her high falutin' speakin'.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 02:38
|
|
|
saggy damp ball
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 02:41
|
|
|
cash crab posted:saggy damp ball sack
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 03:18
|
|
|
[chanting] MOISTURE SACK MOISTURE SACK
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 03:25
|
|
|
What are they actually? Do they have a name? Because if not I'm going to call them candy Prince Rupert's Drops.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 03:28
|
|
|
Data Graham posted:What are they actually? Do they have a name? It's called an Ooho. Water vampires rejoice! http://www.discovery.com/dscovrd/tech/meet-ooho-the-edible-plastic-free-water-bottle/
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 03:32
|
|
|
Yeah, I think candy Prince Rupert drops are a better name. Sorry.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 03:59
|
|
|
Scathach posted:I admit I'm a little upset too, now I want to know Welp, looks like I'm going back anyway so I'll grab some and let you guys know. cash crab posted:Yeah, I think candy Prince Rupert drops are a better name. Sorry. Pretty much this.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 04:11
|
|
|
 I know this is supposed to be cute, but I look at it and all I see is watermelon balut
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 04:14
|
|
|
Wanamingo posted:Spread the jam first, FTFY. Yeah, I'm single. Floor, animal, gotcha.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 04:28
|
|
|
Just took an impressively bad photo of a really good chicken wing for y'alls. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 04:49
|
|
|
Am I a animal because I ate beans with a piece of bark once?
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 05:13
|
|
|
cash crab posted:saggy damp ball Seems Soggy Not Soggy A Bit Saggy Ball
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 05:14
|
|
|
Wanamingo posted:
In the church I attended as a kid, one of the stained glass windows had a bird that kinda looked like a swan or stork, sitting on a nest with its head on its breast. I always liked the pretty bird. As part of Confirmation, we 10 year olds had to learn what all the symbols in the windows meant. I was pretty horrified to learn that it was a pelican stabbing itself to death: http://www.catholiceducation.org/en/culture/catholic-contributions/the-symbolism-of-the-pelican.html ...so all I can see is a pelican that's pecked its own chest open so much, you can see its heart.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 05:34
|
|
|
Wanamingo posted:
Exactly my reaction before I scrolled down far enough to see yours.
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 05:44
|
|
|
Just got an email from grandpa saying I should come get a slice of cake. He's constantly up at night and always baking something. Sometimes he adds peanuts to brownies or whatever, but nothing really weird. So I run to the main house to find a delicious heart-shaped strawberry cake... topped with a smiley-face made from these:  Not that I'm complaining. It was loving delicious, even with a couple weird, spicy crunchy bits in the frosting. Scathach has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Jan 22, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 06:56
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:Am I a animal because I ate beans with a piece of bark once? i'm a rhino
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 07:36
|
|
|
Scathach posted:Did we discuss these yet? They're little blobs of water you bite, suck the juice out of, and then eat the weird coating. The texture looks pretty gross. Molecular gastronomy is a strange and baffling science. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 08:09
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 22:17 |
|
|
This took me like five minutes to figure out it was pepperoni pizza
|
|
#
?
Jan 22, 2016 08:27
|
|
