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henkman posted:Much worse than documenting yourself eating fastfood in alley for the internet Someone's girlfriend left him for a pizza  E: 
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cash crab posted:I dig this. Does it come with a soundtrack Hotline Bling.
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henkman posted:Much worse than documenting yourself eating fastfood in alley for the internet Calm down cash crab, he ain't worth it
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Leavemywife posted:I don't know if you're kidding or not, but here goes. This would explain why I had no idea what a Jojo was.
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These two are just painfully mediocre looking... 2/6 on the AUG scale brah
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Gingers: Never not AUG.
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amityville anus posted:Oh yeah that story: Sure, when a thin attractive woman shits out a whole chicken, everyone loves it. But when I, at 280 pounds do it, nobody wants to see!
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Jan 21, 2016 18:39
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They look sad and awkward but that's about it. I dig her jewelry. We want some awful wedding photos, like this: http://danieldunlapphoto.com/omaha-wedding-photographer-christina-josh-columbus-ne/ So this is a page from a wedding photographer, pretty normal and standard wedding stuff. Scroll about halfway down the page and keep an eye out for this guy:  "Ok I'll agree to be in your stupid wedding party but I'M NOT PUTTING DOWN MY PONY." He's holding it in several group shots, including in the obligatory "everyone jumping at the same time" one.
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Heath posted:Sure, when a thin attractive woman shits out a whole chicken, everyone loves it. But when I, at 280 pounds do it, nobody wants to see! I would like to see that.
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mds2 posted:This would explain why I had no idea what a Jojo was. Why do anime fans think everyone knows everything about anime? Don't answer. I know.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
I'm sorry, I'm not leaving my Girlfriend behind!!!
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
For gently caress's sake, he's a god damned adult. He can't put the loving toy down for ONE loving DAY? How broken is he? I don't immediately think all theme weddings are terrible, if that's what you're into and you're paying for it (and not forcing all guests to dress up as camo my little ponies in different Harry Potter houses), then more power to you. But when you're showing up at someone else's loving wedding, a relatively typical wedding at that, and you bring your loving stuffed animal, you're a god damned rear end in a top hat. "But Rainbow Dash is my date!" gently caress. You. This, however, is the best wedding: 
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Mouse Dresser posted:This, however, is the best wedding: I think you mean "evidence".
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Mouse Dresser posted:This, however, is the best wedding:
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Mouse Dresser posted:This, however, is the best wedding:
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cash crab posted:Double post but: AUGGGGGH. GOD. Did some unsavoury wizard cast a spell on these women? They look ageless, in a bad way, like the way all human evils transcend every generation. I am so mad. I hate how good posts in this thread are like some Phyrric victory. Never show me their shelf heads again. 
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Parts Kit posted:This reminds me of a circa 70s-80s photo I ran across when scanning an entire photo album for a customer at a previous job. It was halloween and one of their kids dressed up in a very stereotypical, shall we say, "headhunter" outfit complete with black face, bone necklace, and spear. That kid sounds awesome. He's probably successful now.
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PCOS Bill posted:That kid sounds awesome. He's probably successful now. Why is he probably successful now?
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PCOS Bill posted:That kid sounds awesome. He's probably successful now.
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Cosima posted:Why is he probably successful now? Because if you're gonna be a head hunter you have to truly embrace the lifestyle like that kid did. I hope he is the best head hunter in all of where ever he is.
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Jan 21, 2016 22:02
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This makes a nice "would you rather?" Three very pointy trees, or this guy.
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invisible jerk posted:Mos Def has been living in south africa for a while and is having VISA issues Didn't snipes get caught up in something similar right before the irs sent him away?
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Calm down cash crab, he ain't worth it Hey, I was wearing pants, thank you very much. God, it's like a Stephen King novel hosed a Goodyear Blimp. artsy fartsy posted:This makes a nice "would you rather?" Well, there are three of them...
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Hirayuki posted:Only if the penguin and pink poodle are part of the wedding party. Penguin's the groom, poodle is the reverend.
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One of the regular Craigslist beggars.  Also, from an ad marked "Geometrical Messages Brought To Children" http://asksagewarrior.com/blog5/2014/04/11/geometric-shape-conscious-dreams/ Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:45 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Scathach posted:One of the regular Craigslist beggars. I want to know what this sentence means, but I'm afraid to google it.
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Palisader posted:I want to know what this sentence means, but I'm afraid to google it. There's a group of people on the Craigslist for my area, and they've been on there for years, always asking for handouts by claiming poo poo like "my house just burnt down (for the fifth time in six months...) and I need clothing and toys for my kids!" or "my car just got stolen and I need money to get home!" I mean, it must be working if they've been doing it this long. I'm just amazed they can't be more creative with the stories. Unrelated, "I'm dumb, pay for my bad decisions for me!"  https://www.gofundme.com/tabitha-west E: She doesn't even have to get it removed to get a job, all she has to do is wear a head covering and claim it's religious, or grow bangs. Christ. Then in like a month she can pay for her own damned mistake. Scathach has a new favorite as of 02:21 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Scathach posted:There's a group of people on the Craigslist for my area, and they've been on there for years, always asking for handouts by claiming poo poo like "my house just burnt down (for the fifth time in six months...) and I need clothing and toys for my kids!" or "my car just got stolen and I need money to get home!" I mean, it must be working if they've been doing it this long. I'm just amazed they can't be more creative with the stories. I just checked and you can remove a tattoo like that for $420 in her area.
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Scathach posted:Unrelated, "I'm dumb, pay for my bad decisions for me!" 
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E I'm an idiot 
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Hirayuki posted:The comment purporting to be from her brother is the greatest. Personally I like the "Oh, and congrats on being drug free for 4 hours." along with the guy threatening to send dragon dildos to peoples' workplaces to get them fired.
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Paladinus posted:I just checked and you can remove a tattoo like that for $420 in her area. 
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Well a tattoo is just skin right so what if you just remove the skin voila
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Cosima posted:Why is he probably successful now? Didn't get triggered by a child's costume
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artsy fartsy posted:This makes a nice "would you rather?" As a treehugger, I
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^^^ holy gently caress poor unfortunate man  Craigslist is just giving all sorts of goodies tonight: "Wanted new or used sex toys" https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/wan/5408389284.html
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Scathach posted:^^^ holy gently caress poor unfortunate man quote:I'm very shy and I don't have credit card I feel like his name is Norman. Or maybe Wayne.
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Scathach posted:^^^ holy gently caress poor unfortunate man If you feel sorry for him, why are you in the 'bully ugly people' thread
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Good to see that neck fungus lady got that all cleared up.
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