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Heavy Hands
Jan 1, 2006

Helmut
the
Mysterion

WebDog posted:

You know...if you used your car's sun visor properly you wouldn't need shades.

Say that when the reflection from wet asphalt/ice/snow is blinding you.

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Owlkill posted:

I don't know why I look like I'm begging an ex-partner to take me back

Hi Alan Carr

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

WebDog posted:

You know...if you used your car's sun visor properly you wouldn't need shades.

When it is sunny & snowy everywhere, light comes in at you from all angles

Uldor
Feb 23, 2009

Gear... Fourth!

Minimalist Program posted:

You have a beautiful strong jaw and you somehow look like your real name is the same as your SA name

Thank you, it's nice to have a visible jaw again....



3 years to the day :barf:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Uldor posted:

Thank you, it's nice to have a visible jaw again....



3 years to the day :barf:

Good on you.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Uldor posted:

Thank you, it's nice to have a visible jaw again....



3 years to the day :barf:

Good job, goon.

Deathslushie
Dec 19, 2006

Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?
I put some metal in my face.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Deathslushie posted:

I put some metal in my face.



That looks cute as hell on you :kimchi:

Chrodyn
Apr 10, 2007

Melodramatic selfie from the other morning. :emo:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Deathslushie posted:

I put some metal in my face.



I like it. And you're white-board.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Picnic Princess posted:

I like it. And you're white-board.

She is?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


Dang auto correct, she meant white bread

Uldor
Feb 23, 2009

Gear... Fourth!

Deathslushie posted:

I put some metal in my face.



Looks good and it fits your face well

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Chrodyn posted:

Melodramatic selfie from the other morning. :emo:



Don't get too introspective there Mr Snow

I like your hair though

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Chrodyn posted:

Melodramatic selfie from the other morning. :emo:



Don't stress out so much. You're going to save the Wildlings. You got this.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Mocking Bird posted:

Don't get too introspective there Mr Snow
Well, can you blame the guy? He knows nothing...

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Deathslushie posted:

I put some metal in my face.



agreeing with all the others, it looks fantastic!

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



10 Beers posted:

Well, can you blame the guy? He knows nothing...

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjzkG_QeJfA

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjGlajD6V-Q

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Chrodyn posted:

Melodramatic selfie from the other morning. :emo:



:ese: for the watch

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Goddammit :mad:

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009



I love snow!


Bonus picture of my dog losing her poo poo in the white blanket of the gods.


I started a new SSRI last week, and playing in the snow today was the first time in a long, long time that I didn't feel crippled by the weight of everything in my head. Felt good to genuinely smile!

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Kitchner posted:

Hi Alan Carr

You have Prosopagnosia. He looks literally nothing like Alan Carr at all

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

That is one happy dog :3: and you have a beautiful smile!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Aceofblue posted:

I love snow!


Bonus picture of my dog losing her poo poo in the white blanket of the gods.


I started a new SSRI last week, and playing in the snow today was the first time in a long, long time that I didn't feel crippled by the weight of everything in my head. Felt good to genuinely smile!

You have beautiful ice.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Minimalist Program posted:

You have beautiful ice.

is what, in a better world, your parents would have said to you before shoving you out adrift in the Arctic Ocean, you boring loving autist

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Pastry of the Year posted:

is what, in a better world, your parents would have said to you before shoving you out adrift in the Arctic Ocean, you boring loving autist

what an unpleasant thing to say :(

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Pastry of the Year posted:

is what, in a better world, your parents would have said to you before shoving you out adrift in the Arctic Ocean, you boring loving autist

why can't you let MP appreciate the scenery ?!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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please don't make fun of mp because of his autism

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Also the pun was pretty good.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Pastry of the Year posted:

is what, in a better world, your parents would have said to you before shoving you out adrift in the Arctic Ocean, you boring loving autist

I think you need to... chill out.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Pastry of the Year posted:

is what, in a better world, your parents would have said to you before shoving you out adrift in the Arctic Ocean, you boring loving autist

You need to work on jokes as that was a lot of hoops to jump through for such a damp squib that made very little sense in my opinion :saddowns:

Perhaps you could look at funny posters and their jokes for inspiration. There is a poster called Minimalist Program who is quite funny whose posts you should read. Not sure if you recognise the username but I think they posted recently on this page! :)

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

is what, in a better world, your parents would have said to you before shoving you out adrift in the Arctic Ocean, you boring loving autist

There is nothing more boring than the dim mind of the aggrieved.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The poster that never posts an image in the image thread is now the pinnacle of humor with a pun.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

The poster that never posts an image in the image thread is now the pinnacle of humor with a pun.

Are you still upset that he called you a thumb with a face drawn on?

e: or she

EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 03:13 on Jan 24, 2016

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I didn't disagree with it?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

I didn't disagree with it?

That doesn't have anything to do with whether or not it upset you...

LingcodKilla posted:

I don't hate you. That would imply I cared about what you actually thought of me.
The problem is you come in here, begging for negative attention like a small child then wallow in the delight of people who enjoy watching drama.
So now you got the attention you crave. You get to hurl around some insults about our appearance, giggle to your self, enjoy the approval and feel so very smug that, once again, you riled up those Internet uggos.
You've done it man. You've accomplished your goal. I'm a little envious of you that success comes so easy to you and I'm sorry I let you bother me.

Can't imagine why I thought you might be miffed. Troubling.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The chill factor of this thread is falling precipitously! :ohdear:

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I would say things are positively chilly perhaps also salty. This may be where pastry was going with his earlier Arctic Ocean non-sequitur. Very meta.

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