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twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Cosima posted:

Why is he probably successful now?

That little boy grew up to be Governor of Texas.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 04:03

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:34

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

cash crab posted:

I feel like his name is Norman. Or maybe Wayne.

Or Beldar.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 04:10

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

He's a Fox News photo come to life.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 04:27

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

You Are A Elf posted:

He's a Fox News photo come to life.

What? Is this an actual thing Fox news does??

# ? Jan 22, 2016 04:52

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

cash crab posted:

I feel like his name is Norman. Or maybe Wayne.

Gerald

# ? Jan 22, 2016 05:14

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

twistedmentat posted:

I am the Eggman.

Ill get that hedgehog

# ? Jan 22, 2016 05:23

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Cosima posted:

What? Is this an actual thing Fox news does??

Yes. They're also notorious for "accidentally" putting (D) in for (R) politicians involved in scandals.

Fair and balanced.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 05:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

syscall girl posted:

Yes. They're also notorious for "accidentally" putting (D) in for (R) politicians involved in scandals.

Fair and balanced.

Well, to be fair, putting the (D) in is what usually causes a scandal.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 05:50

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, to be fair, putting the (D) in is what usually causes a scandal.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 05:51

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, to be fair, putting the (D) in is what usually causes a scandal.

Hey-o!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 06:05

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

look at that one hair on top, sticking up like it owns the place.

get some tweezers, howard(?)!! take back your life!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 06:48

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

cash crab posted:

I honestly feel like I wouldn't think it was cute to see a thinner girl sitting in her underwear eating a pizza, either. Regardless of how cute she was, I'd just assume she'd be the sort of person who doesn't wash her rear end enough.

So, I still don't get this line of thinking, but I decided to GIS for girls eating pizza:

and

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2122131/Sophie-Ray-19-risks-health-eating-Margherita-pizza-EIGHT-YEARS.html

Bonus:

(Eating pizza with a fork smh)
e:

Cosima posted:

What? Is this an actual thing Fox news does??

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Jan 22, 2016

# ? Jan 22, 2016 08:27

Watrick: Mar 15, 2007; C:enter:###

# ? Jan 22, 2016 09:06

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Watrick posted:

Jesus Christ, Marie, they're trees.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 09:11

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

Watrick posted:

No wonder he couldn't tell who WW was

# ? Jan 22, 2016 09:18

Hugoon Chavez: Nov 4, 2011; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Watrick posted:

A few inches away from being :nws:

# ? Jan 22, 2016 09:30

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

Mouse Dresser posted:

This, however, is the best wedding:

That poodle has seen some poo poo.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 09:59

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pizza for girls is bacon for nerds. Nothing more than that. Don't overthink it.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 10:39

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Pizza for girls is bacon for nerds. Nothing more than that. Don't overthink it.

It was our obsession but then female poseurs like Tina Fey started coopting our nerd diet!

Pizzaface!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 12:44

Free Market Mambo: Jul 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Watrick posted:

Alistoke Nugsley

# ? Jan 22, 2016 14:02

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Laugh all you want that egghead is smarter than all of us

# ? Jan 22, 2016 14:05

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Picnic Princess posted:

Pizza for girls is bacon for nerds. Nothing more than that. Don't overthink it.

What happens when you apply bacon to a pizza? :ohdear:

# ? Jan 22, 2016 14:16

Jeesis: Mar 4, 2010; I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

Iron Crowned posted:

What happens when you apply bacon to a pizza?

Much like pineapple, you never add bacon to pizza.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 15:16

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jeesis posted:

you never add bacon to pizza.

die

# ? Jan 22, 2016 15:18

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

He's a Fox News photo come to life.

Oh, so that's where Trump('s people) got it from!

https://twitter.com/bigop1/status/690167727059816448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/tedcruz/article/Donald-Trump-tweets-highly-edited-Ted-Cruz-6774169.php

# ? Jan 22, 2016 15:25

Parts Kit: Jun 9, 2006; durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Cosima posted:

What? Is this an actual thing Fox news does??

Probably a good ten years ago a photo on CNN of Condoleezza Rice was very poorly edited to make her eyes look crazy intense and 'scary.' If I'm remembering right I think they blamed that on an intern. It's funny the sorts of stupid poo poo news people try to get away with from time to time. :lol:

# ? Jan 22, 2016 15:48

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

Scathach posted:

There's a group of people on the Craigslist for my area, and they've been on there for years, always asking for handouts by claiming poo poo like "my house just burnt down (for the fifth time in six months...) and I need clothing and toys for my kids!" or "my car just got stolen and I need money to get home!" I mean, it must be working if they've been doing it this long. I'm just amazed they can't be more creative with the stories.

Unrelated, "I'm dumb, pay for my bad decisions for me!"

https://www.gofundme.com/tabitha-west

E: She doesn't even have to get it removed to get a job, all she has to do is wear a head covering and claim it's religious, or grow bangs. Christ. Then in like a month she can pay for her own damned mistake.

Here's her boyfriend:

Classy couple.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:17

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Cumslut1895 posted:

If you feel sorry for him, why are you in the 'bully ugly people' thread

There's a big difference between bullying and mocking, especially when it's behind their backs.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:32

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Hirayuki posted:

https://twitter.com/bigop1/status/690167727059816448/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/tedcruz/article/Donald-Trump-tweets-highly-edited-Ted-Cruz-6774169.php

Oh no! Not a Canadian citizen!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:42

Toast Museum: Dec 3, 2005; 30% Iron Chef

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Oh no! Not a Canadian citizen!

It's a birther thing. They think Cruz and Rubio are ineligible to be president.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 16:48

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

subpar anachronism posted:

Here's her boyfriend:

Classy couple.

Great life decisions all round!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 17:27

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Oh no! Not a Canadian citizen!

He's not a Canadian citizen. He was born in Calgary but he renounced his citizenship in the lead-up to running for exactly this reason.

Also I'm not even American but even in Canada we know that all you have to be is an American citizen by birth to be eligible for the presidency.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 18:01

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I couldn't find just the image

That guy's at least 40.

Postal Parcel posted:

So, I still don't get this line of thinking, but I decided to GIS for girls eating pizza:

These look like promo shots for some kind of lesbian orgy food porn sites.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 20:06

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

We ordered pizza with extra sausage, what the hell is this?

# ? Jan 22, 2016 20:08

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

twistedmentat posted:

I couldn't find just the image

That guy's at least 40.

These look like promo shots for some kind of lesbian orgy food porn sites.

But how big was the bag? Was it purse sized or like four feet square? I need to figure out how dumb this story is.

Edit: I found a video https://youtu.be/OyDHk7EVOUc
And a screenshot

This guy seems like a tool but it also seems like the theater was being dumb. So it's really barely even a story.

DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 20:28 on Jan 22, 2016

# ? Jan 22, 2016 20:23

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

DorkusMalorkus posted:

But how big was the bag? Was it purse sized or like four feet square? I need to figure out how dumb this story is.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-denied-entry-movie-giant-cookie-monster-bag-article-1.2174475

That's pretty big. It's AUG more for what the guy looks like.

Oh and he's 45.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 20:27

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

twistedmentat posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-denied-entry-movie-giant-cookie-monster-bag-article-1.2174475

That's pretty big. It's AUG more for what the guy looks like.

Oh and he's 45.

His accent is AUG too, Jesus. It sounds like a combination of Aussie, English and American.

# ? Jan 22, 2016 20:36

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

twistedmentat posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-denied-entry-movie-giant-cookie-monster-bag-article-1.2174475

That's pretty big. It's AUG more for what the guy looks like.

Oh and he's 45.

Is that the Emo Dad meme guy?

# ? Jan 22, 2016 20:48

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

twistedmentat posted:

I couldn't find just the image

That guy's at least 40.

These look like promo shots for some kind of lesbian orgy food porn sites.

From the article

quote:

Adams is also irked the theater�s staff made no attempt to search its contents, especially since it�s the venue where last year a retired gun-toting Tampa police captain allegedly shot a movie-goer for texting during movie previews.

"The animated preview said 'TURN OFF YOUR PHONES'"

# ? Jan 22, 2016 21:01

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:34

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

That definitely looks like emo dad.

Other awkward: a dude selling a 5th wheel posts pictures of himself.

# ? Jan 23, 2016 00:01

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