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Weatherman posted:I wish this post didn't happen, but alas Your mother feels the same thing about you.
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This is the kind of thing that is hilarious to you and your long term significant other and no one else. Not people on the Internet, not really even your friends. The earlier you learn this in a relationship, the better.
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Eponine posted:This is the kind of thing that is hilarious to you and your long term significant other and no one else. Not people on the Internet, not really even your friends. The earlier you learn this in a relationship, the better. Ugh, you made me picture the kind of person who would tell everyone this kind of mundane story as if it was the funniest thing. I can't imagine what it was before NAR edited it to be more I interesting.
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Decrepus posted:There is always one poster saying that insane stories sound legit. I dunno, having worked as a videographer and a caterer at lots of weddings, it honestly sounds pretty tame. Weddings are a perfect storm of formal wear, free-flowing booze, and family feuds. I can't think of a single one I've worked that didn't involve some crazy stuff. Hell, some of the poo poo in that post even happened at my sister's wedding, only the drunk woman cursing and kicking poo poo was the groom's mother, not his 18-year-old sister. The author is definitely a whine-rear end, though.
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jodai posted:Ugh, you made me picture the kind of person who would tell everyone this kind of mundane story as if it was the funniest thing. I can't imagine what it was before NAR edited it to be more I interesting. Fiancé: *talking over me* “You might even say you’ll have…” Me: *at the same time* “—I’ve got…” Both Of Us: *simultaneously* “[Movie Title]!”
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Cross-post Mouse Dresser posted:"Look at what a cool, nerdy, tomboy chick I am. I have regular interactions with human males and they recognize how cool and unique I am as a nerdy girl. Our interactions are about how cool and nerdy I am and contain references to two of the most popular film franchises of all time, but it's totally nerdy to like these two incredibly popular things!"
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Fathis Munk posted:girls and star war 
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Fathis Munk posted:Cross-post This post has indeed made me very cross. 
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It is a nice message that only women who are into stupid nerd bullshit are good.
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You know what really makes these stories? The fact that the entirety of the story is contained in one, paragraph long, run-on sentence. e: bringmyfishback posted:Starts normal, then goes off the rails. I'd like to note that the bride's family DID NOTHING WRONG or even anything at all. This really reads as a "My In-Laws are loving animals and my husband is a gigantic pussy" Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Jan 21, 2016 |
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i too imagine kicking the poo poo out of small children random tumblr woman.
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Turtlicious posted:i too imagine kicking the poo poo out of small children random tumblr woman. A less than subtle boot to a child's bum, encourages a well-adjusted human being
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Or he's lactose intolerant. Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Cheese is a sometimes food! Wasn't there a goon who said he got fired from a union job and they didn't even try to help him because he farted so much / so bad. It turned out he was lactose intolerant and knew it but he ate gross home made cheese he aged in his basement.
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snergle posted:Wasn't there a goon who said he got fired from a union job and they didn't even try to help him because he farted so much / so bad. It turned out he was lactose intolerant and knew it but he ate gross home made cheese he aged in his basement.  Yes. I was quoting someone from that thread.
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That math is suspect to me. Did this idiot even do their research?
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Jeb Bush's hand writing is awful
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You make the assumption that Jeb! can even write
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I apologize preemptively for the interminable story told through tweets http://imgur.com/gallery/cuz1q
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Zelder posted:Jeb Bush's hand writing is awful  perfect.
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Postal Parcel posted:I apologize preemptively for the interminable story told through tweets I stopped at "I do improv" I just knew it would be awful from that point on.
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Postal Parcel posted:I apologize preemptively for the interminable story told through tweets This seems pretty plausible tbh. I've screwed with con artists before, they are usually morons.
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NESguerilla posted:This seems pretty plausible tbh. I've screwed with con artists before, they are usually morons. No con artist is going to sit there on the phone while you rant at them. Also, they'd use western union or something not as traceable as a bank of america account with a routing number.
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Captain Monkey posted:No con artist is going to sit there on the phone while you rant at them. Also, they'd use western union or something not as traceable as a bank of america account with a routing number.
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Splicer posted:Using a compromised bank account to muddy the waters is pretty common with this kind of thing. A scammer gains access to someone's account and uses it to get the payoffs for other scams. When the victims catch on they waste a lot of time harassing the real owner of the account who has no idea what they're talking about. I was unaware of this! Thanks.
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I apologise because I normally roll my eyes when people do the "but this could have happened!" because, um, this could have happened. Up to a point. I know a couple of people who were targeted and a lot of the details are similar. The dude relaying the story is still full of himself.
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I don't think the scam was the stdh, I think it's the whole "i pretended to get out of my car and did a voice for a pretend teller and I'm an improv artist." What probably happened: man gets scam call, hangs up.
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Actually, that's Dave Holmes. Former MTV VJ and has been involved in the comedy world a bit as well. He's part of one of my favorite episodes of Reno 911.
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Boywhiz88 posted:Actually, that's Dave Holmes. Former MTV VJ and has been involved in the comedy world a bit as well. He's part of one of my favorite episodes of Reno 911. I mean leave your post at that, don't tell us which one.
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I don't care if he's been on TV or not--people who say "I do improv  " are universally awful
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kizudarake posted:I mean leave your post at that, don't tell us which one. He plays the effeminate boyfriend of Lt. Dangle's ex-wife, who's played by Rachel Harris.
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Depressio111117 posted:He plays the effeminate boyfriend of Lt. Dangle's ex-wife, who's played by Rachel Harris. Specifically the murder mystery episode.
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STDH writers really seem prone to falling out of chairs/booths lately. I've never seen that happen to anyone, including people who laughed so hard they pissed themselves a little. Just say you laughed really hard, we get it.
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quote:So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face Neuroscience is the study of the nervous system. 
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hyperhazard posted:Neuroscience is the study of the nervous system.
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hyperhazard posted:Neuroscience is the study of the nervous system. S/he obviously meant Neuro-Linguistics, don't be a smartass
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I kind of want to try this. Is it terribly unethical? Does it become unethical if I don't actually work in a kindergarten?
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hyperhazard posted:Neuroscience is the study of the nervous system. My alma mater renamed the Psychology department to "Behavioural Neurosciences" because it sounds fancier and sciencier.
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