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is this his real life is this just fat I see called by his landlord no escape for Mr. Doobie open your eyes look up from the Fries. and seeeeeeeee Doob's just a poor boy, he needs no place to pee because he's really dumb, really so little high, his prices go anyway, his food blows doesn't really add up to be 8.50 Mama, poo poo hit the fan Oh my son your job is dead, give me those chairs, they are red Mama, got no Coke fountain Buy my wings before I throw them all away Mama Dooooooooooooooob Should have served some Frito Pie If Doob's not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, he's just off changing some oil ...i ran out of motivation
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Jan 22, 2016 06:15
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Oh my god these "raps" hahahaha "Sammy says he likes it straight from the bottle! Says it's the real deal!"
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Jan 22, 2016 06:40
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it's not over till the last dog sings, and I have a feeling this isn't the last we'll be hearing about the ole doobster believe you me
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Jan 22, 2016 07:04
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Doobie looks down at the piss on the floor every time the Frog gets mentioned When Tasha read up she gave out the bans, you can suck the chili outta their 'hole... It’s a dog of slaw It’s a dog of slaw Why the food was cold? Well it’s a dog of slaw Seein' SM and Noni, postin’ on the forums kinda mashing up various Doobie concepts here but you get my drift.
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Jan 22, 2016 07:11
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the curse of the slaw dog
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Jan 22, 2016 07:12
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bucksmash posted:is this his real life Them froggers from online Gonna blame em all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and fake the proof. Mama, ooh (who will buy the vent hood), I don't wanna fry, I sometimes wish I'd never grilled dogs at all. I see a huge silhouetto of a man, Sammy dude, Sammy dude, will you try the Tornado? Twitter, Yelp and Facebook, Very, very frightening me! (Try a Tornado) Try the Tornado. (Try a Tornado) Try the Tornado, Try the Tornado with mayo Coleslaw is cold. CrashCat fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Jan 22, 2016 07:24
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Has he announced if he's closing the oil shack?
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Jan 22, 2016 07:37
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Roydrowsy posted:I kept waiting for somebody to do this. Beautiful. I'm really gonna miss doobs and his antics. No matter how bad my life was I could always check on the dog shack and feel better knowing I'm not a retarded hick piling dogs hie
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Jan 22, 2016 07:46
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Grody posted:Has he announced if he's closing the oil shack? Yeah, he posted early on about that and how he's going to be looking for employment.
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Jan 22, 2016 07:55
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I farted a bit too hard just now so much so it hurt a lil bit and i don't know what to think about that
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Jan 22, 2016 08:06
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you cant post or do anything to bring doob down right now. nick saban has lead bama back to the top of college football. look how hes smiling in all the latest pictures.
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Jan 22, 2016 08:09
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bucksmash posted:is this his real life CrashCat posted:Who ate my fries and buns, we don't sell no po' boys, just walmart weenies now i'm unemployed, no coke just I.B.C. in the bottle, but lukewarm, not quite icy crinkle cut potatoes, handful of fritos natasha! no, we do not have combos (chili hole) natasha! we do not have combos (hot rod show) natasha! we do not have combos (we are closed) do not have combos (we are closed) do not have combos (we are clo-oh-oh-ohhhsed) no, no, no, no, no, no, no oh when's my cooler gonna git fixed (the repairman said "who knows") come eat this grub, cuz my daddy made a sign for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Jan 22, 2016 08:29
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First of all bonkers being the winning word for the town spelling bee is so much fail. So much. Second all we have to do is keep tabs on the funeral parlor to see if they are actually going to bulldoze that building to service a small towns funerals.
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Jan 22, 2016 09:08
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Lolie posted:Yeah, he posted early on about that and how he's going to be looking for employment. I missed that. Is there a screenshot?
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Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:I missed that. Is there a screenshot? There is. It was fairly soon after the original announcement was posted here. Not sure what page it's on. Edit. It's a quote not a screenshot. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3759083&pagenumber=26&perpage=40#post455181415 Lolie fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Jan 22, 2016 09:49
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Lolie posted:There is. It was fairly soon after the original announcement was posted here. Not sure what page it's on. Where is mom guilt tripping him for the barstools I missed that
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gbaby posted:loved the doobie saga god bless you doobie 
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Jan 22, 2016 10:19
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Pretty sure there was a doob version of this if anyone can find it
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Jan 22, 2016 10:21
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CrashCat posted:is it that time already? was on the next page lol
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Jan 22, 2016 10:21
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KICKSTARTER!!!!
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Jan 22, 2016 10:29
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Frog Control to Major Claude Frog Control to Major Claude Take your goon money and put your vent hood on Frog Control to Major Claude Commencing countdown, hot dog's on Check Kickstarter and SoundMonkey be with you RIP in peace; legends never die.
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Jan 22, 2016 11:07
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Macaroni n Smegma posted:crinkle cut potatoes, handful of fritos lol irl at this part That hot rod show, good heavens
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Jan 22, 2016 12:10
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I am sad no one has the courage to drive down to doobies for a final dog. I would have done it but I don't live in America. 
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Jan 22, 2016 13:14
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Macaroni n Smegma posted:we don't sell no po' boys, just walmart weenies lovely posts Piled high.
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Jan 22, 2016 13:17
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Jukeboxblues posted:I am sad no one has the courage to drive down to doobies for a final dog. I would have done it but I don't live in America. I'm there now.... doobie just served me the daily special: chili dog on sliced bread with milk sauce
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Jan 22, 2016 13:29
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Imagine there's no Doobie's It's easy if you try No greasy vent hood Above us only sky Imagine all the people Eating at Subway... Imagine there's no combos It isn't hard to do Nothing to grill or fry for And no maximas too Imagine all the people Eating Jack's in peace... You may say I'm a frogger But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the forums will be as one Imagine no more hot dogs I wonder if you can No need for cheese or chili Freshly poured from a can Imagine all the posters Sharing Doob's last post... You may say I'm a frogger But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the forums will live as one
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Jan 22, 2016 13:30
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a starwar betamax posted:I'm there now.... doobie just served me the daily special: chili dog on sliced bread with milk sauce Why.... that's not true at all!!
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Jan 22, 2016 13:38
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I'm sad doobie died
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Jan 22, 2016 13:44
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a starwar betamax posted:I'm there now.... doobie just served me the daily special: chili dog on sliced bread with milk sauce A purple heart for this lovely man. He will surely be crippled from his hot dog induced wounds, but his valor will soar like an eagle.
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Jan 22, 2016 14:00
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 god bless all the hilarious goons that stepped up to leave hilarious comments on the closing post 
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Jan 22, 2016 14:11
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Pastry of the Year posted:
 p-poor doobie.. why would you post mean things on his public facebook page
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Jan 22, 2016 14:12
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bradzilla posted:
If you're going to interfere instead of just watching these bumbling hayseeds play out this drama on their own, the very least you could do is actually be funny.
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Pastry of the Year posted:If you're going to interfere instead of just watching these bumbling hayseeds play out this drama on their own, the very least you could do is actually be funny. they delete any posts they think are from froggers anyway so it doesn't really matter
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anyone else suspect its a big plot to go dark on the internet and get bad froggers to stop loving with him and just continue business as normal? It's not like anyone would ever go there physically to check poo poo weve been begging goons to go there for years, even the ones under an hour from his bunker wont do it
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Jan 22, 2016 14:20
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Why is that facebook post all bolded
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Jan 22, 2016 14:24
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:anyone else suspect its a big plot to go dark on the internet and get bad froggers to stop loving with him and just continue business as normal? It's not like anyone would ever go there physically to check lol at the idea of Doobie trying to herd the social-media chucklefucks of Reform, Alabama through a days-long ruse about the closure of his sweaty Coca-Cola pillbox (oh, and West Alabama Automotive, which I guess is a building with some tools and a sign) just so, like, twenty people will stop posting screenshots of his status updates for the amusement of, like, twenty other people a starwar betamax posted:Why is that facebook post all bolded that's how you know it's comedy and not liable
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:anyone else suspect its a big plot to go dark on the internet and get bad froggers to stop loving with him and just continue business as normal? It's not like anyone would ever go there physically to check yeah it's all just an elaborate ruse mmhmm do you really think doob and tasha are that smart
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bradzilla posted:do you really think doob and tasha are that smart fuckin' a  help help ????? help
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