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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
 Including deals custom made for our 420 friendly clients) 

gently caress it, pay us in weed!!!

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Sentient Data posted:

 Including deals custom made for our 420 friendly clients) 

gently caress it, pay us in weed!!!

At your house, because you can't get a babysitter!

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Sentient Data posted:

 Including deals custom made for our 420 friendly clients) 

gently caress it, pay us in weed!!!
I got a terrible terrible tattoo at bright age of 17, for $10 worth of coke, from "traveling artist" named Shamus. Of all the dumb poo poo I did as a teenager, this one is still here to serve as a reminder

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Something's wrong with your image.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
... Well?

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

An image search reveals that in spite of the fact that these annoying words occur nowhere in the Bible, people also get them 'translated' into Latin or Hebrew. Or sometimes just transliterated:

http://www.badhebrew.com/2009/11/hebrew-inked-celebs-danielle-lloyd.html

(unfortunately for Danielle Lloyd, her Latin tattoo makes no drat sense either).

Because some characters are very similar to each other, and Hebrew is written from right to left, there's a lot of room for creating bloopers, but this one is still my favourite:

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Only God Can Judge me brings up some bloody awful tattoos. Only God, and this thread, can judge you.















I should add I pulled these all from a page titled 20 Superb Only God can Judge me tattoo designs

Oh and they have some designs just waiting to be inked on YOU!



I love ones like this where the artist clearly can't draw hands, faces, bodies, birds, or in fact anything.


Oh and have a bonus TinyHand angel. 'Only Ood can judge me'


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



how is babby formed

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Getting an Only God Can Judge Me tattoo basically says "I am a trashy person, more than one person has called me out on being a trashy person, and I am really bitter about that".

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Rondette posted:

Only God Can Judge me brings up some bloody awful tattoos. Only God, and this thread, can judge you.

And its cousin

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

RC and Moon Pie posted:

And its cousin



if it were done better that'd be semi-great

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
So I was googling lunar moth images and some tattoos came up.





:nws:[url}http://i.imgur.com/7lVHTyH.jpg[/url]:nws:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
How well do those splash watercolor tattoos hold up?

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011

Khazar-khum posted:

How well do those splash watercolor tattoos hold up?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663422&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=113#post447188258

The worst ones look awful after two years. The more black (and "stronger" colors like red that hold better) the better. Nobody knows how they'll do in ten+ years but tattoos fade over time anyway and life is fleeting. Either way, they look good fresh and while I think they're a fad that won't last too long, they are fun.

e: the linked post is the person that asked deciding on stuff, there' a few posts above it that are also good to look at.

Chakan has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Jan 16, 2016

hac
Oct 21, 2005

Sorry this is awesome

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

hac posted:

Sorry this is awesome

Skillfully rendered, yet tasteless, tattoos seem to have their own little niche on the thread so I threw it in.

confused
Oct 3, 2003

It's just business.

there wolf posted:

Skillfully rendered, yet tasteless, tattoos seem to have their own little niche on the thread so I threw it in.

Looks pretty tasteful to me.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, yeah, sacred yoni, flower of life...

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


I'm p sure they're not really tattooed, but still...

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Scratch Monkey posted:



I'm p sure they're not really tattooed, but still...

How are boobs a potion or equipable?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Let me introduce you to the world of fallout mods

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Scratch Monkey posted:



I'm p sure they're not really tattooed, but still...

I dunno, I failed that saving throw

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Mulva posted:

How are boobs a potion or equipable?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Those are augments, Chair. That's different than an equippable.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I only have 3 in knowledge

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Thumbnailed, since there are quite a few of these. Most of them from the same place.














Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"I got a '420' tattoo on my forehead and people make fun of me! Help me pay to remove it!"

https://www.gofundme.com/tabitha-west

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

At first I thought that was cool and a decent alternative to droping a few grand on a ring then I remembered that I am being an idiot and they are probably divorced by now.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



I've encountered a lot of 'interesting and unique' name spelling over the years, but this is the first time I've seen Christima. Unless that's supposed to be cursive, in which case that is the worst script I've seen on a human being in a while.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
That's definitely terrible cursive.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

subpar anachronism posted:

Thumbnailed, since there are quite a few of these. Most of them from the same place.

Place as in shop? Because these look like they were done with a broken pen in someone's kitchen during a power outage.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Mulva posted:

How are boobs a potion or equipable?

It's more of an aura thing. Like a bard.

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012

hyperhazard posted:

Place as in shop? Because these look like they were done with a broken pen in someone's kitchen during a power outage.

To be fair, when I've visited the USA (NC) this is about the quality of 95% of tattoos I've seen there.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




snergle posted:

At first I thought that was cool and a decent alternative to droping a few grand on a ring then I remembered that I am being an idiot and they are probably divorced by now.

They look like Lucky Charms rings.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

Those are augments, Chair. That's different than an equippable.



Content:

She is amandaAMANDA



e:Kylie Jenner LipKit(?) Tattoo

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 21:15 on Jan 22, 2016

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Covering up a burnscar?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Postal Parcel posted:

Covering up a burnscar?

I think its covering up another tattoo of someone's name? I think I can see faint outlines of text.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


"Mi Viga Lora" that's crazy alright.

Nice native with the confederate flag but at least historically some did fight for the south.

That floral coverup may be hiding her pimps name.

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