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-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?

LingcodKilla posted:

Compared to reserve only E5s? Nah

Not a lot of reservists in the Danish armed forces. :v: We hardly have enough personnel to staff 80% of the positions or so. :smith:

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Been on terminal about a month now and I've found that beards and longer hair are itchy and uncomfortable. Has the Navy ruined me forever? :ohdear:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Boon posted:

Been on terminal about a month now and I've found that beards and longer hair are itchy and uncomfortable. Has the Navy ruined me forever? :ohdear:

Pussy

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

:argh:




































:(

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
Got sent home early thanks to Snowbama. Drank moscow mules to celebrate the complete annihilation of the DC metro area.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Boon posted:

Been on terminal about a month now and I've found that beards and longer hair are itchy and uncomfortable. Has the Navy ruined me forever? :ohdear:

Give the beard more time. Trust me.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
I'm on terminal...without having gotten any of the poo poo i needed from my command. I get to come in on Wednesday when they might have it I guess? loving hilarious.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Boon posted:

Been on terminal about a month now and I've found that beards and longer hair are itchy and uncomfortable. Has the Navy ruined me forever? :ohdear:

Ask them to condition their beard and it won't chafe and itch when you make out.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Boon posted:

Been on terminal about a month now and I've found that beards and longer hair are itchy and uncomfortable. Has the Navy ruined me forever? :ohdear:

lol

Long hair is legitimately uncomfortable though.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Godholio posted:

Give the beard more time. Trust me.

Agreed.

Everyone's beard itches at first because your face isn't accustomed to the hair. That goes away after about a week (and if you aren't a giant pussy). Also when you get a bit more than a 5 o'clock shadow you should start conditioning with at least a beard oil. I use a balm sometimes but prefer the oil because of how soft an luxurious it feels throughout the day.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Agreed.

Everyone's beard itches at first because your face isn't accustomed to the hair. That goes away after about a week (and if you aren't a giant pussy). Also when you get a bit more than a 5 o'clock shadow you should start conditioning with at least a beard oil. I use a balm sometimes but prefer the oil because of how soft an luxurious it feels throughout the day.

Yeah, just gotta give it a little care and the beard becomes normal real fast.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Sir Lucius posted:

Got sent home early thanks to Snowbama. Drank moscow mules to celebrate the complete annihilation of the DC metro area.

And I get to work 12s all weekend because you guys can't get to work..

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Sir Lucius posted:

Got sent home early thanks to Snowbama. Drank moscow mules to celebrate the complete annihilation of the DC metro area.

Whenever I was sweeping rain water off the ship I took solace knowing I could be sweeping snow off if I was stationed on the east coast.

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

Is a sub mm a nuke? Old friend just cross rated from hm.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Pandasmores posted:

Is a sub mm a nuke? Old friend just cross rated from hm.

There are coner MMs and nuke MMs. Unless they did another dumb merge for the coner MMs.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Pandasmores posted:

Is a sub mm a nuke? Old friend just cross rated from hm.

If he cross rated from HM I'm assuming he is gonna be an A-Ganger. They're not nukes but their lives suck about as badly as a non-nuke rate on a sub can.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
We're getting once in a century levels of snow here in Sasebo. Nowhere near, East Coast, Snowzilla levels, but enough that the base and the entire town is shut down.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

ManMythLegend posted:

We're getting once in a century levels of snow here in Sasebo. Nowhere near, East Coast, Snowzilla levels, but enough that the base and the entire town is shut down.

Edit- I stalked your post history in this thread so I know where you are. I too am in Sasebo and by process of elimination, I am sure you can figure out where.

In 15 years, I've never had a snow day at work. Looks like this will be a first.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jan 24, 2016

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
MML is good people. I've been enjoying the snow pics from everywhere, but it dipped below freezing last night here in florida and that dog wont hunt.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Pipes in my shower are frozen. I don't think Japanese houses are built for the cold--make sure you don't forget to run your water. :doh:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ManMythLegend posted:

We're getting once in a century levels of snow here in Sasebo. Nowhere near, East Coast, Snowzilla levels, but enough that the base and the entire town is shut down.

look out dude hekk is coming to get his (and yours)

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Hey now, as we all know from N4I's adventures in Okinawa, gunny faggots are almost always bottoms.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe
Power bottoms, dammit. Don't you forget that.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I wondered why lumberjacks hung out at a place called The Bear Cave...guess I will have to find a new drinking spot now.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
CFL COURSE UPDATE - NEVER STRETCH AND BE A human being

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Please put in OP

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Today I discovered that there is a wikipedia entry for Filipino Monkey. What a world we live in.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Today I discovered that there is a wikipedia entry for Filipino Monkey. What a world we live in.

holy poo poo there is. God drat that's bringing back memories.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mr. Nice! posted:

holy poo poo there is. God drat that's bringing back memories.

On my first ship, Navigator told me "you aren't really in 5th fleet until your first Filipino Monkey." I didn't know what he meant at the time, but within 6 months I sure as hell did.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Stultus Maximus posted:

On my first ship, Navigator told me "you aren't really in 5th fleet until your first Filipino Monkey." I didn't know what he meant at the time, but within 6 months I sure as hell did.

I have fond memories of the silence on the bridge being broken in the middle of the night to hardcore porn blasting on channel 16

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Stultus Maximus posted:

On my first ship, Navigator told me "you aren't really in 5th fleet until your first Filipino Monkey." I didn't know what he meant at the time, but within 6 months I sure as hell did.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I have fond memories of the silence on the bridge being broken in the middle of the night to hardcore porn blasting on channel 16

They used to blare Britney Spears music every mid watch, for hours on end on BtB 16 when I was there.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
What's the laser pointer situation like these days? Blinding?

germskr
Oct 23, 2007

HAHAHA! Ahh Eeeee BPOOF!
Possible active shooter at NMCSD.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

germskr posted:

Possible active shooter at NMCSD.

Possible somebody wanted the rest of the day off...

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Now I have an active shooter GMT to do, loving spectacular

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


maffew buildings posted:

Now I have an active shooter GMT to do, loving spectacular

Being one or defending from one?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


LingcodKilla posted:

Being one or defending from one?

cantitbeboth.gif

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My last CO was talking about doing some training on active shooters or even integrating security in the unit.

All I want to do is set printers on fire. If I wanted to run around like an idiot playing cops and robbers I would have gone MA.

CMD598
Apr 12, 2013

Boon posted:

What's the laser pointer situation like these days? Blinding?

Order cancelled.
Reordered.

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squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

LingcodKilla posted:

My last CO was talking about doing some training on active shooters or even integrating security in the unit.

All I want to do is set printers on fire. If I wanted to run around like an idiot playing cops and robbers I would have gone MA.

We had an active shooter on Fort Meade not too long ago, we mustered outside and weren't allowed in our rooms for about 5 hours.

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