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wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

The Anti-Food Porn thread has been talking about fish



Looks good to me!

FRIES WITH EYES BABY

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Kipper snacks on toast are so good. Toasting the fish brings out a lot of the flavor.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

final2percent posted:

FRIES WITH EYES BABY

Positive attitude I can get behind

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

These fuckers are horrible!



I felt worse than Mad Max eating a can of Dinki-Di dog food.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

final2percent posted:

FRIES WITH EYES BABY

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Made a KO 'chovy dad-only personal pizza with onions, peps and onions for dins tonight. Trip report: Delicious.

Bad phone pic.


E. Adding the KO "cross pack" I mentioned a few pages back. Look at that fish count! Will post when I open these bad boys. Expecting the littlest of dines.

King of Bees fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jan 22, 2016

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
^^^^ Good man

I made pro tier fisherman's eggs tonight. Included filthy, oily sink in background and ate these in sweatshirt and track pants. Washed it down with seltzer water mixed with half a dried up lime I found on the counter



Girlfriend tried it, liked it

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Planet X posted:


Girlfriend tried it, liked it

She's a keeper

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Sambal oelek is perfect for dines

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

King of Bees posted:

Made a KO 'chovy dad-only personal pizza with onions, peps and onions for dins tonight. Trip report: Delicious.

Bad phone pic.


E. Adding the KO "cross pack" I mentioned a few pages back. Look at that fish count! Will post when I open these bad boys. Expecting the littlest of dines.



Anchovy and pepperoni is possibly the best pizza combo there is. Lil salty umami bombs in every bite.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

numberoneposter posted:

These fuckers are horrible!



I felt worse than Mad Max eating a can of Dinki-Di dog food.

Strange, I'd have expected a can with perfect French in the logo to be better.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

She's a keeper

if you want a bitch who'll eat your dines maybe

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

DiggityDoink posted:

Anchovy and pepperoni is possibly the best pizza combo there is. Lil salty umami bombs in every bite.

it's actually linguisa and artichoke hearts.

there is a proper balance of salt, grease and acidic that must be obtained.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

ChrisHansen posted:

She's a kipper

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Thump! posted:

I think all small fishes chat is appropriate here.

Why can't you have bones with your dines?

Speaking of small fish: chomp on a few handfuls of these bad boys!

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


Trader Joe's 'dines in harissa kickin the poo poo out of the Beach Cliffs for only 30 more cents. I love you all.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Maoist Pussy posted:

Speaking of small fish: chomp on a few handfuls of these bad boys!



these are amazing over rice

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
So I apparently am one of the first prize winners of the King Oscar haiku contest. I won some coupons, as well as a royal taster pack. I can't wait to eat various canned fish as a reward for my shifty poetry.

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.
Aw yeah, I got a free tin of 'dines today. Fancy imported Portugese ones, La Gondola. The cashier did not know the price and neither did the supervisor on duty, so they just let me have it! :woop:

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
So today I went to my local hole in the wall Moroccan deli and grocery for lunch and saw these on the counter:



Anyone have any experience with these? I would have bought them but I had already paid when I noticed them. Might grab a tin or two when I go back there.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Maoist Pussy posted:

Speaking of small fish: chomp on a few handfuls of these bad boys!



What are they?

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Dried anchovies.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
got my 12 pack of KOs in from amazon. making up some fisherman eggs as i speak (poast)

maybe im gonna get a subscription.
addicted to dines

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Speaking of small fish: chomp on a few handfuls of these bad boys!



silverfish aren't actually fish

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

silverfish aren't actually fish

Pure protein though.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Overwined posted:

So today I went to my local hole in the wall Moroccan deli and grocery for lunch and saw these on the counter:



Anyone have any experience with these? I would have bought them but I had already paid when I noticed them. Might grab a tin or two when I go back there.

According to mouth full, they are good.
http://mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.com/2013/10/alshark-116.html?m=1

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
So what exactly is in a Royal Taster pack anyway?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Tried making fishermans eggs last night with pan fried potatoes and failed spectacularly

Over salted everything, cooked the dine mixture in a convection oven at 375 and that wasn't hot enough to cook the eggs fast without drying everything out.

Going to redeem myself by making linguine with a cream and garlic sauce with a tin of KO Mediterraneans tonight.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Sweet, thanks! I'm definitely buying these next time I'm in there. Will post a trip report.

naem
May 29, 2011

jadebullet posted:

So what exactly is in a Royal Taster pack anyway?

FLESH

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

jadebullet posted:

So what exactly is in a Royal Taster pack anyway?

an official dadness certification in edible form

just add hot sauce

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

jadebullet posted:

So what exactly is in a Royal Taster pack anyway?

Mine came with one tin of Royal Mackerel in olive oil, one Mediterranean Royal Mackerel tin, a coupon, and a sticker.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


Hella decent. Toss 'em into some miso soup.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I won that pack pre-haiku. Ate both tins up plain. good stuff

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
This is my favourite way to eat sardines:

You guys that eat the slimy skin are brave.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

haha you remind me of people who think lizards and snakes are slimy and how horribly wrong they are

go KO, realize your fear is based on a false premise, and join the club

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Pastor Perineum posted:

haha you remind me of people who think lizards and snakes are slimy and how horribly wrong they are

go KO, realize your fear is based on a false premise, and join the club

This is not true. I have touched both lizards and snakes, and neither are slimy. Glistening sardine skin with its thin fatty underlayer is another story.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



But the slimy skin is the best part :confused:

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Pastor Perineum posted:

an official dadness certification in edible form

just add hot sauce

you understand that hot sauce is supposed to mask one or more skanky elements of bad food, right?

there's nothing about KOs that warrants slopping that poo poo all over them

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cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Thump! posted:

But the slimy skin is the best part :confused:

... and other famous words uttered in a vain attempt to get gf to slob your knob.

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