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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court.

All right! Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

All right! Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000.

Give him ten grand.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


IMJack posted:

Give him ten grand.

If this is anyone other than the SituAsian, YOU STOLE MY QUOTE!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Deviant posted:

If this is anyone other than the SituAsian, YOU STOLE MY QUOTE!

Stole, made-up, what's the difference? :v:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Stole, made-up, what's the difference? :v:

Well, I can tell the difference between butter and 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Well, I can tell the difference between butter and 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'

No you can't! Nobody can!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



York_M_Chan posted:

Well, I can tell the difference between butter and 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'

Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Class3KillStorm posted:

Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.

Eh, he doesn't eat like a pig. Pigs tend to swallow.

I'd say he eats more like a duck

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

No you can't! Nobody can!


The Garbage Man can!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Root Bear posted:

The Garbage Man can!

My men ain't working another minute until we get paid. :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

My men ain't working another minute until we get paid. :mad:

Did I hear a, ermm-ahhh, briefcase opening?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

Did I hear a, ermm-ahhh, briefcase opening?

Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well I didn't win the case, so here's your pizza.

DizzyBum posted:

Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

Well I didn't win the case, so here's your pizza.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper!

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!

You could wake up dead tommorow.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


The Nastier Nate posted:

You could wake up dead tommorow.

Well, good night!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

Well I didn't win the case, so here's your pizza.

Shut up and eat your pine cone.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
Can you name thread with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty five?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Well I didn't win the case, so here's your pizza.

Well this doesn't deserve to win.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

:rolleyes: Yeah, right, buddy. "Liquor store robbery, officer down." And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Nyaa.

Animation is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing The Honeymooners, we wouldn't have The Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Animation is built on plagiarism! If it weren't for someone plagiarizing The Honeymooners, we wouldn't have The Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.

Hey, don't have a stegosaurus, man.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Shut up and eat your pine cone.

Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Instant Sunrise posted:

Can you name thread

Linguo.....dead?!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Deviant posted:

Linguo.....dead?!

code:
PRAY. FOR. MOJO.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BigDave posted:

code:
PRAY. FOR. MOJO.

I can't wait to eat that monkey.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Everything Counts posted:

I can't wait to eat that monkey.

Everything Counts, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Class3KillStorm posted:

Everything Counts, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.

Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics. They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight :colbert:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Deviant posted:

Linguo.....dead?!

"Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DarklyDreaming posted:

Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics. They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight :colbert:

Knife goes in, guts come out.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

"Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment.

Shadduppa you face! :argh:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

Shadduppa you face! :argh:

Shut up YOUR face. :eng101:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Shut up YOUR face. :eng101:

js86
Jul 22, 2012

[the wind blows away the tree that covered the last letter of the billboard, saying now 'DIET']

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

You could wake up dead tommorow.

Listen, I'll die when I want to.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

The Nastier Nate posted:

You could wake up dead tommorow.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave posted:

I REGRET NOTHING!

ZEPPELIN RUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllles!

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Mister Kingdom posted:

ZEPPELIN RUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllles!

Go banana!

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