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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Was that the counter he was trying to sell? Yikes.

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eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Oob wanted to get a fountain from Coca-Cola for the Og Hous. He couldn't get one, which is genuinely hard to do since Coke will give them out to almost any business that asks for one.

It's like offering a street hooker $1000 cash up front and getting shot down.

I think I remember reading a while back that he doesn't have a floor drain, which is required by code anywhere with a soda fountain.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm the three huge unopened jars of pickle slices

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Here at doobie's we believe in fresh, local ingredients.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm the three huge unopened jars of pickle slices

i love a good dill pickle slice

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
i really could use a gallon of what looks like generic hot sauce, tho

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

doobie posted:

from the sewers we came and to the sewers we shall return

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

i will spend 100 us dollars on doobie dog house sign

doobie I know youre reading this

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
doobie make the Kickstarter

this is a frogger

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Razorwired posted:

I'm the half empty can of aerosol cheese.
I'm the discarded telephone book still in the yellow bag

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Maybe doobs will give the jars of pickles to his poor old mom

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


deadwing posted:

i will spend 100 us dollars on doobie dog house sign

doobie I know youre reading this

ugh too rich for my blood. I would've gone up to $30.

Airconswitch
Aug 23, 2010

Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

doobie let me make this clear I am talking about the wooden sign that your dad made for the dog shack

125 dollars shipped

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

deadwing posted:

doobie let me make this clear I am talking about the wooden sign that your dad made for the dog shack

125 dollars shipped

Doobie would probably just put a stamp on it and try to shove it in a drop off box.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Doobie was always too slammed to take a picture of his restaurant filled with customers. That's how good business was

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Not to kill everyones schadenfreude boner but good luck getting the $15k back now. Doobco's accountants have surely liquidated all assets and moved the money offshore by now.

https://youtu.be/VastXQ_hPb0

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

deadwing posted:

doobie let me make this clear I am talking about the wooden sign that your dad made for the dog shack

125 dollars shipped

dude that sign is currently firewood and dogs are cooking over it

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The south will rise again
For a few hours a day
And then just give up because effort

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

the dog man

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Doobie should have gotten one of those Keurig coke things so he could charge like 10 bucks a drink to keep everything in line with the rest of his prices

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Doobius terminus

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


I'm the old time cat clock on the wall

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Wait...why does he have marshmallows?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

WhyteRyce posted:

Wait...why does he have marshmallows?

He was going to team up with Titos before he got the bad news.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Microwaves Mom posted:

He was going to team up with Titos before he got the bad news.



haha

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015


Boinks posted:

Food costs* are through the roof!

*Wal Mart prices


Bob James posted:

I still believe in Doobie.


A Neurotic Jew posted:

all joking aside Doobie is a piece of poo poo and I'm glad his retarded hot-dog shelter is going to be paved into the dirt.


A Neurotic Jew posted:

lmao eat poo poo doobie.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
So its over guys, tomorrow he starts pulling everythign out and putting it in his truck and drivin away...

Kinda somber, I wonder if the vent hood will come out or if he'll leave it behind.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
and the goon children with no Christmas presents have learned what sending money to a random fucko on the internet leads to!

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Microwaves Mom posted:

So its over guys, tomorrow he starts pulling everythign out and putting it in his truck and drivin away...

Kinda somber, I wonder if the vent hood will come out or if he'll leave it behind.

some say if you listen closely to the wind past 5 pm on a friday, you can still hear the sound of doobie taking orders off the trucker's airwaves

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

did doobie make literally anything from scratch?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

did doobie make literally anything from scratch?

Well he had to provide the heat cooking.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

did doobie make literally anything from scratch?

Maybe his HB steak? Probably why he only served it like two days.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

donkey salami posted:

Doobiest terminus

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

But Doobie turned to Reform, and so came back up the Road, as day was ending once more. And he went on, and there was yellow light, and fire within; and the evening meal was ready, and he was expected. And Tasha drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put a TV dinner upon his lap.

He drew a deep breath. ‘Well, I’m back,’ he said.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

did doobie make literally anything from scratch?

oh poo poo he did do the menu.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

CUps piled high

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

OctoberBlues posted:

Maybe his HB steak? Probably why he only served it like two days.

there is no way that wasn't a frozen burger patty and the gravy powder

Microwaves Mom posted:

oh poo poo he did do the menu.

well poo poo you plum got me there

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


the franchising thing was probably from one of the fake twitters, but it's so long ago i can't be bothered to try and dig up which is which

i wonder if he will even bother to keep enough hours while he's "closing" to actually be there to sell off his poo poo

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