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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Chorus
My mansion sittin' on 40 acres
Who da neighbors
Kobe Bryant from tha' Lakers
Now that's paper (Who?!)
Kobe Bryant from tha' Lakers
Now that's paper (Who?!)
Kobe Bryant from tha' Lakers
Now that's paper (Who?!)
(repeat x1)
Big cribs, lot of cars, enormous prices
I ain't gon tell you what i spend but my plug might
Get money, get pussy, smokin' weed forever rub that money in my palms cause it grease better
Whole real estate, came with a lot of zeros (How you do that mayynee!?)
Sold to a lot of people, over 30 million sold, that's a lot of people
Now i got a big crib that fit a lot of people
Chorus
Straight from the projects, now i ride Maserati (Mmmhmm!)
The life of a mob nigga, I think i am John Gotti (Mmmhmm!)
Bank statement proof (Mmmhmm!), I buy what i chose (Mmmhmm!)
I say 40 racks, and I throw it out and I'm cool (YOU KNOW IT!)
Got all these thirsty bitches think I'm gon' pay 'em
You think you care, but money you gets nan'
no need for rich fans, the owner know who I am
Two bottles of Ros, two models of in both hands
Chorus

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCxUwrzVaaA

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Chorus
My mansion sittin' on 40 acres
Who da neighbors
Kobe Bryant from tha' Lakers
Now that's paper (Who?!)
Kobe Bryant from tha' Lakers
Now that's paper (Who?!)
Kobe Bryant from tha' Lakers
Now that's paper (Who?!)
(repeat x1)
Big cribs, lot of cars, enormous prices
I ain't gon tell you what i spend but my plug might
Get money, get pussy, smokin' weed forever rub that money in my palms cause it grease better
Whole real estate, came with a lot of zeros (How you do that mayynee!?)
Sold to a lot of people, over 30 million sold, that's a lot of people
Now i got a big crib that fit a lot of people
Chorus
Straight from the projects, now i ride Maserati (Mmmhmm!)
The life of a mob nigga, I think i am John Gotti (Mmmhmm!)
Bank statement proof (Mmmhmm!), I buy what i chose (Mmmhmm!)
I say 40 racks, and I throw it out and I'm cool (YOU KNOW IT!)
Got all these thirsty bitches think I'm gon' pay 'em
You think you care, but money you gets nan'
no need for rich fans, the owner know who I am
Two bottles of Ros, two models of in both hands
Chorus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
Sing along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6AiqtJCm6A

Lazy Reservist fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Jan 22, 2016

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

a sad butt

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Duffel Blog killin' it again:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/01/lorax-shot-in-the-thorax

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Goddamn, that's dark

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ignn19Ajvs

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Drunk. gently caress
Yah.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Godholio posted:

Drunk. gently caress
Yah.

Almost same op

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Alaska sucks. Watching Labyrinth. Rip David Bowie's bulge.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Sierra Nevada Beer Camp 2016 is some good poo poo. Tastes like weed.

:nws:

http://gfycat.com/OfficialCaringGarpike

http://i.imgur.com/qc7I5uQ.gifv

:nws:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Sending 4/25 to JRTC in like two weeks is a bunch of poo poo. $30,000,000 taxpayer dollars in the trash.

Hey, let's train as an airborne brigade when we all know that 80% of us are going to other bases within 6 months, and that what we leave behind is going to be a hollow shell of the second rate airborne unit that we were.

Airborne.

gently caress life.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

How much is an NTC rotation for a brigade?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
In this case it doesn't matter because this unit hasn't been to NTC since 2011 at the earliest. We sent about 30 senior NCOs down there when 1/25 went last year, but from everything I've heard it was a six week vacation from their wives to get cheap dip and drive ATVs all day.

Edit: I'm just jealous

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
But gently caress this unit. A blackhole of senior NCOs and Officers killing time until they can retire here to kill the local fauna.

This is a blackhole for hope.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Potential BFF posted:

Sierra Nevada Beer Camp 2016 is some good poo poo. Tastes like weed.

:nws:

http://gfycat.com/OfficialCaringGarpike

http://i.imgur.com/qc7I5uQ.gifv

:nws:

Blue hair is dangerous but goddamn those are some good titties

The Slithery D
Jul 19, 2012
http://imgur.com/gallery/bpJhlKZ

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
smoke weed and watch https://goo.gl/h0R1rH

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Daydrinking and watching the snow.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Drain the lakes and oceans until we can napalm whatever the gently caress those are ugggghhhh

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

DownByTheWooter posted:

Drain the lakes and oceans until we can napalm whatever the gently caress those are ugggghhhh

They're god's way of loving with your dreams


Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Zeris posted:

smoke weed and watch https://goo.gl/h0R1rH

is that a new tool video?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They're god's way of loving with your dreams




motherfucker

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They're god's way of loving with your dreams




Nature's Own Pocket Pussy

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Delizin posted:

Nature's Own Pocket Pussy

Yeah don't GIS for lamprey photoshops

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

is that a new tool video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

Saw this linked elseswhere. Enjoy your nightmares, Hail Dagon

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



someone make that an emoji somehow so I can buy it tia

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Tindering up a storm over here, and who do I find...? Caro. :stare:

It's really just a chick who looks nothing like our late crazy person, presumably named Caroline.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Tindering up a storm over here, and who do I find...? Caro. :stare:

It's really just a chick who looks nothing like our late crazy person, presumably named Caroline.

IDR's girlfriend is posing as a pre-op war tourist.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This one goes out to all you lonely souls on this dreary Saturday night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuKJkghC2u0

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

jazz is lovely noise

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



If jazz can't get you laid, you're beyond help.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

I'm pretty sure two of these sank the USS Hornet

:nws:
http://gfycat.com/WindingForsakenBluebird
:nws:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Arc Light posted:

If jazz can't get you laid, you're beyond help.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

yo whip this guy's gonna die like...week one in prison right? shanking or suicide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCOLxrwMqmI

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

yo whip this guy's gonna die like...week one in prison right? shanking or suicide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCOLxrwMqmI

:stare:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Potential BFF posted:

I'm pretty sure two of these sank the USS Hornet

:nws:
http://gfycat.com/WindingForsakenBluebird
:nws:

angelserena?


:science:

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Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

yo whip this guy's gonna die like...week one in prison right? shanking or suicide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCOLxrwMqmI

250+ years by my count. Gatdamn.

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